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A diagram for sammich making.

Posted on 6/15/19 at 3:36 pm
Posted by Sody Cracker
Distemper Ward
Member since May 2016
3409 posts
Posted on 6/15/19 at 3:36 pm
Turn your SO in to a pro. There are no excuses now.



Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
52996 posts
Posted on 6/15/19 at 3:37 pm to
I don’t have a so
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134865 posts
Posted on 6/15/19 at 3:37 pm to
If your old lady needs a sandwich schematic, she might be legit retarded.
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
24584 posts
Posted on 6/15/19 at 3:38 pm to
As long as she can wrap a bun around my dog I’m good.
This post was edited on 6/15/19 at 3:39 pm
Posted by BobABooey
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2004
14281 posts
Posted on 6/15/19 at 3:39 pm to
CLUB = Chicken and Lettuce Under Bacon
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59651 posts
Posted on 6/15/19 at 3:39 pm to
I just made my own sandwich and it was amazing. Cajun Turkey, salami, and prosciutto with lettuce, tomato, and provolone cheese. On butterbread
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
115833 posts
Posted on 6/15/19 at 3:44 pm to
Step 1 get married

Step 2 tell wife how to make sandwiches

Step 3 get divorced

Step 4 eat sandwich over sink like an animal because she got all the plates
Posted by NYNolaguy1
Member since May 2011
20895 posts
Posted on 6/15/19 at 3:48 pm to
This is totally useless.

The guys who have worthwhile SO's already know this.

The guys who don't are going to have a bad day by bringing this up .
Posted by Priapism99
Rhode Island
Member since Nov 2014
1909 posts
Posted on 6/15/19 at 3:49 pm to
I she was a “pro” she wouldn’t be my SO. I could just pay her and make her leave.
Posted by Hold That Tiger 10
Member since Oct 2013
21063 posts
Posted on 6/15/19 at 3:59 pm to
quote:

I don’t have a so


What do gay folks call their significant others?
Posted by TastyJibblets
North of I-10
Member since Jun 2018
665 posts
Posted on 6/15/19 at 4:00 pm to
I really want the .dwg of this. I’m too lazy to draw it
Posted by MBclass83
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
9359 posts
Posted on 6/15/19 at 4:15 pm to
Thanks. I'll let him know.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48543 posts
Posted on 6/15/19 at 4:19 pm to
quote:

If your old lady needs a sandwich schematic, she might be legit retarded.

My wife's sandwiches taste so much better than mine. Maybe it's because someone else made it for me
Posted by porkrind
Hog Jaw
Member since Apr 2012
950 posts
Posted on 6/15/19 at 4:25 pm to
My wife always puts the mayo on top of the cheese so the fricking bread slides around. I think she does it to piss me off.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48543 posts
Posted on 6/15/19 at 4:26 pm to
quote:

My wife always puts the mayo on top of the cheese so the fricking bread slides around. I think she does it to piss me off.

Posted by Sody Cracker
Distemper Ward
Member since May 2016
3409 posts
Posted on 6/15/19 at 4:27 pm to
quote:

My wife always puts the mayo on top of the cheese so the fricking bread slides around. I think she does it to piss me off.




The diagram can serve as an example of precision sammich making. You should find a way to expose her to it, yet keep your head.
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
89917 posts
Posted on 6/15/19 at 4:29 pm to
quote:

the mayo


Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48543 posts
Posted on 6/15/19 at 4:35 pm to
I love some mayo t00f. My maw maw used to put it under the cheese on cheese toast
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