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re: A couple of anti-jokes to finish your day

Posted on 11/15/23 at 3:26 pm to
Posted by LSUPERMAN
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2007
2511 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 3:26 pm to
What's worst than finding a worm in an apple?

Cancer
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117755 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 3:31 pm to
Leader in the clubhouse
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
34884 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 3:35 pm to
What does a white guy do when his car breaks down?

He gets it fixed.

White people aren't funny.
Posted by paperwasp
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Member since Sep 2014
23343 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 3:51 pm to
Here's a couple of Norm jokes to lighten the mood:

     A bird in the hand is a good way to get bird flu, you frickin' a-hole.

     It was announced this week that Archie Comic Books will kill off the character Archie in July. This is disappointing, because if there's one Archie character that should die, it's that cocksucker Jughead.
Posted by Mushroom1968
Member since Jun 2023
1638 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 4:44 pm to
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Rape


Knock knock
Who’s there?
9/11
9/11 who?
Thought you said you’d never forget

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun, get in the van
Posted by paperwasp
11x HRV tRant Poster of the Week
Member since Sep 2014
23343 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 4:58 pm to
quote:

Knock knock
Who’s there?
9/11
9/11 who?
Thought you said you’d never forget

That one got me.

Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
176534 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 5:00 pm to
quote:

Two penguins are in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?"
The other says, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"
I happen know, for a fact , that actually happened
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
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Member since Aug 2013
7724 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 5:14 pm to
What's brown and sticky?


A stick

What's brown and rhymes with snoop?


Dr. Dre
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
54150 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 5:20 pm to
quote:

Knock knock
Who’s there?
9/11
9/11 who?
Thought you said you’d never forget


Seems that a whole bunch of Americans did forget.
Posted by Porpus
Covington, LA
Member since Aug 2022
1683 posts
Posted on 11/15/23 at 6:48 pm to
What did the baby want for Christmas?
A plastic simulacrum of herself.

What do Hitler and Lance Armstrong have in common?
A strong disregard for norms of behavior.

A minimalist walks into a bar.
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