A blast of cold water (bidet)

The more you know.

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However, cold water is better than no water.

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For those who have never used one and question even having one, this is the answer.

Obviously, I have the cold water version only. The first blast is a little bit of a shock in colder weather, but you adapt quickly.

I just arse floss with the old lady's makeup towel.

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If I'd gotten the warm water model I doubt I'd ever get off of the toilet.

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Found that male G-spot?

Game changer.
I was skeptical. I bought one on a recommendation from a friend that got one from a secret Santa a few years ago.
Now I refuse to shite away from the house unless I just have to. It’s disgusting

Bidet changed my life.

Not sure why it took me 30 something years to discover the greatness.

Still no confirmation on where the forcibly removed flakes of turd end up. looks like ball sack is a likely target.

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I have already been looking at them on Amazon. Just dont really want to have to cut a line in a cabinet to get to the hot water.

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no need. they install in 5 minutes with a couple of crescent wrenches. it comes with a t fitting that allows water to continue to the shitter, but also split off and go to the bidet.

I'm disgusted when I go somewhere and there's no bidet. it's amazing how dirty people's buttholes are walking around every day without a bidet.

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Still no confirmation on where the forcibly removed flakes of turd end up. looks like ball sack is a likely target

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That's my only issue. The "cold" water (really just room temp water) isn't that big of a deal after the first few times you used it. But I do have concerns as to where the pressure washed doo-doo ends up. I just wipe (gently) at the end to dry everything up and catch the "flakes". Don't wipe too aggressively though or you will end up with a dingleberry forest