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60 Things You Should Know Before You Die

Posted on 7/21/15 at 9:35 pm
Posted by Dandy Lion
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Posted on 7/21/15 at 9:35 pm
Sorry, too much to translate, I dumped it in a translator. You´ll comprehend it, more or less (some need some creative thinking, I´ll try cleaning it up). Enjoy.

To kiss 1. Kissing is good for your teeth, during the kiss the quantity of saliva helps to keep the teeth clean, beside being hot brought near of 30 calories.
2. To laugh, there is verified that helps to create very much antibodies, which will protect you from the virus and the carcinogenic cells.
3. It is verified scientific that when you feel sadly your antibodies they die, nevertheless, to eat one of this food, it will reduce the feeling sadness: The oats, the cereal, the salmon, the milk, the black chocolate or the banana.
4. The smell of the orange is a natural antidepressant,To smell or to eat an orange the stress reduces in 70 % img_17404_apa_248328_orig
5.. It is almost impossible the elbow to be absorbed.
6. If you sneeze your heart stops a millisecond, if you last in sneeze it might break a rib crush the carotid or suffer cerebral hurts
7. The most rapid animal forthwith sexual is the chimpanzee. It realizes the sexual act in 3 seconds. It follows the mouse with 5 seconds.
8. The testicles of a man make 10 million new cells of sperm every day - sufficiently to repopulate the whole planet in only 6 months!
9. A gram of gold can expand even 20km
10. A person will die more rapid for not sleeping that for not eating, the alone man can last 10 days without dream, and it can be several weeks without eating.
11.100 cups of coffee taken in a space Of four hours technically they can cause the death. Chocolate
12. The chocolate contains phenylethylamine (PEA) natural substance that is the one that stimulates in the body the action to fall in love.
13. Whenever Beethoven was sitting down to writing music, it was putting on cold water on the head.
14. In 1966 North Korea eliminated Italy of the World one. The Italians complained from that as nobody it was differing them changed the whole equipment into the rest.
15. Every month that begins in Sunday it has a Friday 13 and every month q begins in Thursday has a Tuesday 13.
16. In average a person laughs 15 times in the day. 17. The plants grow mas rapidly with music of the kind THRASH METAL hamster
18. The eyes of a hamster can fall if they hang it with the head for below (this is a joke)
19. The material More resistant created by the nature it is the spiderweb.
20. The official name of Bangkok, the capital of Thailand, is not that one but " Krung Thep Mahanakhon Amon Rattanakosin Mahinthara Ayuthaya Mahadilok Phop Noppharat Ratchathani Burirom Udomratchaniwet Mahasathan Amon Piman Awatan Sathit Sakkathattiya Witsanukam Prasit ", which her turns into the city with the longest name of the world
20. Hexakoisiohexekontahexefobia: fear of 666
21. The most powerful muscle of the human body is the eyelid.
22. The dolphins sleep with an opened eye.
23. In 1997, the air American lines saved themselves 40.000 dollars in spite of only eliminating an olive of every salad. Horns
24. The term " to put the horns " owes to that in the antiquity in a country (I do not remember the name) the king (or another manager of this state) had right to have relations with the girlfriend in the night of weddings, on having done it a horn of cattle was placed in the door in order that it was known that there there was the chief of condition and the bride
25. In Bangladesh, the 15-year-old children can be imprisoned for trap did in his final examinations 26. When the English conquerors came to Australia, they astonished when saw a few animal strangers who were giving incredible jumps. Immediately they called the native one (the Australian aborigens were extremely pacific) and they tried to ask them by means of signs. On having noticed that the Indian always was saying " Khan Ghu Ru " they adopted the English word "kangaroo" (kangaroo). The linguists determined time later elsignificado, elcual was very clear, the aborigens wanted to say " Not I understand him ".
27. Though the ants are known for being employed at group and putting the common good in front of the individual, an investigation reveals that his colonies are a seedbed to develop selfish and corrupt behaviors, which makes them similar to the human being.
28. The scorpions, they are the only ones of that they fake the suicide, do it as soon as they cannot escape of a situation of danger … very rare you see another animal kills it. Always they are they them q end with his life ….
29. There has been verified that the animal with the biggest brain in proportion to his height is the ant. Bulls
30. The bulls are daltónicos
31. The polar bears are left-handed.
32. The language of a whale weighs the same thing that an adult elephant
33. The croak of a duck (cuac, cuac) does not echo and nobody knows why.
34. The distance with N the arms and the hands stretched from a forefinger to other one, it is your height (from top to bottom)
35. 80 % of the corporal heat escapes for the head eyelid
36. The most rapid muscle of the human being is that of the eyelid
37. The nose has the same length that the forehead 38. The lion, the animal of major sexual activity of the world, can copulate with the same female hundred times a day.
39. A koala can live through all his life without water takes
40. The Bulgarians say "yes" moving the head of side to side, and they say not moving her of above to below.
41. The former Romans when they had to tell the truth in a judgment, instead of swearing on the Bible as at present, were doing it narrowing the testicles with the right hand. From this former custom the word comes to attest
42. righties live in average nine years more than the left-handed ones.
This post was edited on 7/21/15 at 9:43 pm
Posted by Carson123987
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Posted on 7/21/15 at 9:35 pm to
*looks at wall of text*

*clicks Back button*
Posted by goldenbadger08
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Posted on 7/21/15 at 9:36 pm to
Posted by Brosef Stalin
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Posted on 7/21/15 at 9:36 pm to
Nice job formatting. I'm sure everyone will want to read that.
Posted by OMLandshark
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Posted on 7/21/15 at 9:36 pm to
Holy shite.....
Posted by Ed Osteen
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Posted on 7/21/15 at 9:37 pm to
Retard
Posted by kilo1234
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Posted on 7/21/15 at 9:37 pm to
1 Thing You Should Know Before You Die

1. Don't post that shite.
Posted by Tiger Nation 84
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Posted on 7/21/15 at 9:38 pm to
Posted by Dandy Lion
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Posted on 7/21/15 at 9:43 pm to
43. In the former England the people could not have sex without possessing the assent of the King (until it was a question of a member of the royal family). When the people wanted to have a son they had to request a permission the monarch, who was delivering them a plate that they had to hang out of his door while they had relations. The plate was saying " Fornication Under Consent of the King " (F.U.C.K.). This it is the origin of so famous cussword. " 1295725697_0
44. The chimpanzees, orangutans, dolphins, elephants and … the human being, they are the only species capable of
45 being recognized to yes same in a mirror. The seeds of the apple contain cyanide, 40 or 50 to eat up they might kill you.
46. During the Civil War, when they were returning the troops to his barracks without Without having any fall, they were putting in a great slate " 0 Killed " (zero dead men). Of there the expression comes " O.K. " To say that everything is nice.
47. The cockroach can live nine days without his head, before starving.
48. The mosquitos have teeth. (47 teeth)
49. The human beings and the dolphins are the only species that practise sex for pleasure.
50. The ants do not sleep.
51. The blond people have more hair than the people of dark hair.
52. Since we are born our eyes always are of the same size images
54. In average a man can when travels the equivalent of three round-the-world trips along all his life 55. A person can fill a tub per day with the sweat and the saliva 56. More than 50 % of the population in the planet has never made not a telephonic call received.
57. The Pentagon has the double of baths of the necessary ones. When it was constructed, the law was needing of a bath for blacks and other one for whites.
58. If you take the moustaches from a cat, this one cannot walk well and therefore it loses the balance and one falls …
59. If you put a Coca Light in a container with water, fleet. If you do it with one of normal Coca Cola, it sinks.
60. The seahorses choose a mate during all his life … this when he dies remain alone in a time and die also!
Posted by Ash Williams
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Posted on 7/21/15 at 9:44 pm to
What is this shite


Either clean this shite up or expect a delete
Posted by Jet12
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Posted on 7/21/15 at 9:44 pm to
Wow...even if you did format it properly, you think people could understand those?
For starters...
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5. It is almost impossible the elbow to be absorbed.

What.
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 7/21/15 at 9:45 pm to
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50. The ants do not sleep.
Thanks, this was the one fact of the sixty I didn't know.

(dies)


Posted by When in Rome
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Posted on 7/21/15 at 9:46 pm to
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3. It is verified scientific that when you feel sadly your antibodies they die, nevertheless, to eat one of this food, it will reduce the feeling sadness: The oats, the cereal, the salmon, the milk, the black chocolate or the banana.
Posted by TheOcean
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Posted on 7/21/15 at 9:46 pm to
Is this a Nigerian prince scam?
Posted by Tingle
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Posted on 7/21/15 at 9:47 pm to
Interesting. Thanks for posting.
Posted by fr33manator
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Posted on 7/21/15 at 9:47 pm to
43. Learn to write a provocative, Insightful post formatted in such a way that it doesn't feel like pouring caustic in your eyeballs.
Posted by GRTiger
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Posted on 7/21/15 at 9:47 pm to
I laughed a little at the translation of the first few. Then I laughed more when I scrolled and saw the amount of broken English you posted. Dummy
Posted by GRTiger
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Posted on 7/21/15 at 9:49 pm to
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52. Since we are born our eyes always are of the same size images
54. In average a man can when travels the equivalent of three round-the-world trips along all his life


Posted by When in Rome
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Member since Jan 2011
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Posted on 7/21/15 at 9:49 pm to
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during all his life … this when he dies remain alone in a time and die also!
Posted by fr33manator
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Posted on 7/21/15 at 9:50 pm to
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43. In the former England the people could not have sex without possessing the assent of the King (until it was a question of a member of the royal family). When the people wanted to have a son they had to request a permission the monarch, who was delivering them a plate that they had to hang out of his door while they had relations. The plate was saying " Fornication Under Consent of the King " (F.U.C.K.). This it is the origin of so famous cussword. " 1295725697_0



Oh, so it's a list of pure bullshite written by a North Korean chimpanzee?
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