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6 Reasons My Husband and I Probably won't make your Event

Posted on 10/1/15 at 8:47 am
Posted by yellowfin
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Member since May 2006
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Posted on 10/1/15 at 8:47 am
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Over the past weekend, we unfortunately missed at least two pretty important celebrations of life events for some of our closest friends (and Thankfully they are the type of people who understood the reasoning for our absence, and they’re ok…Everybody isn’t though). These were occasions that we were actually invited to, RSVPd for, and expected to attend. Then a little thing called LIFE happened, and our fun-filled weekend was replaced with a killer sinus headache, an exhausted Mommy, a sneezing/stuffy Daddy, trying to get a car battery replaced, a coloring book marathon with my 4-year old, and a massive poop explosion from the 11-month old tyrant! So…in all things typical of a writer, I decided to turn this experience into a special FYI for the world to be informed about. It is necessary and we’re probably not the only family that needs to share this “heart-felt” disclaimer! ;-)


This bitch is so annoying just reading it made my head hurt. I doubt anyone cares when they miss something
Posted by Breesus
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Member since Jan 2010
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Posted on 10/1/15 at 8:48 am to
I made it 10 words. You read that whole thing?
Posted by elprez00
Hammond, LA
Member since Sep 2011
29390 posts
Posted on 10/1/15 at 8:48 am to
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This bitch is so annoying just reading it made my head hurt. I doubt anyone cares when they miss something


I've been seeing this on Facebook. I read it and thought the same thing.
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11229 posts
Posted on 10/1/15 at 8:48 am to
A coloring book marathon? Seriously? She's giving all parents a bad name.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47507 posts
Posted on 10/1/15 at 8:49 am to
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This bitch is so annoying just reading it made my head hurt. I doubt anyone cares when they miss something


Sadly some do. Women are like this. Dudes? frick no. We be like "man you missed a good time. wanna get a beer next week?"

Women be like "that BITCH RSVPd and DIDN'T show up. Pffft. Probably had better things to do." etc.
Women. Are. RETARDS.

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I made it 10 words. You read that whole thing?

I read his quote and it made me think of a pretentious count friend of my first ex. "We're getting so busy these days we are having to turn down invitations to events. Har Har Har[insert pretentious count laugh with wine in hand]."

This post was edited on 10/1/15 at 8:51 am
Posted by Meauxjeaux
98836 posts including my alters
Member since Jun 2005
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Posted on 10/1/15 at 8:50 am to
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a sneezing/stuffy Daddy, trying to get a car battery replaced


Well there goes 30 minutes...
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
32551 posts
Posted on 10/1/15 at 8:50 am to
Read the headline, saw the picture, got it.
Posted by hendersonshands
Univ. of Louisiana Ragin Cajuns
Member since Oct 2007
160104 posts
Posted on 10/1/15 at 8:51 am to
Ugh. I cannot stand this current Facebook trend. No one gives a shite about your life. Stop calling yourself mommy, you fricking weirdo.
Posted by yellowfin
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Member since May 2006
97645 posts
Posted on 10/1/15 at 8:52 am to
same ones sharing this were sharing the oil field wives blog last week about how great they are compared to other wives/moms
Posted by Breesus
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Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 10/1/15 at 8:53 am to
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This bitch is so annoying just reading it made my head hurt. I doubt anyone cares when they miss something

I've been seeing this on Facebook. I read it and thought the same thing.


This post was edited on 10/1/15 at 8:53 am
Posted by hendersonshands
Univ. of Louisiana Ragin Cajuns
Member since Oct 2007
160104 posts
Posted on 10/1/15 at 8:54 am to
Yeah, the oilfield wives are out of control. Your husband isn't in Afghanistan, ya count.


If you don't want to go to an event, just don't go. I don't go to all kinds of things because I don't want to.
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
112331 posts
Posted on 10/1/15 at 8:55 am to
And I bet she was the type that held a 5 year grudge for a friend missing her baby shower too
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
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Member since Apr 2013
62514 posts
Posted on 10/1/15 at 8:56 am to
So glad I don't Facebook
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
36791 posts
Posted on 10/1/15 at 8:59 am to
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just reading it made my head hurt



then quit reading it. you know better than to listen to a woman's babbling, let alone read it.

Congrats on your sensitivity and being open minded, though.
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86495 posts
Posted on 10/1/15 at 8:59 am to
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an exhausted Mommy


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a sneezing/stuffy Daddy,


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a coloring book marathon with my 4-year old,


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massive poop explosion from the 11-month old


none of these are reasons to skip out on something previously planned/RSVPd to

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trying to get a car battery replaced,


this one is borderline, depending on the circumstances
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129003 posts
Posted on 10/1/15 at 8:59 am to
I bet she also sells rodan and fields and thinks she is a true business woman
Posted by Choctaw
Pumpin' Sunshine
Member since Jul 2007
77774 posts
Posted on 10/1/15 at 9:00 am to
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If you don't want to go to an event, just don't go. I don't go to all kinds of things because I don't want to.


i told my wife that "maybe" is the greatest word in the English language.

she'll agree to go to some shite and then tell me about it a couple of days before when she realizes she doesn't really want to go. I'm like "Should've said maybe. I'm not going to that dumb shite. See ya in a few hours."
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