Why Your Team Sucks 2017: Saints edition is up

We didnt ask for Devin McCourty.....

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No fanbase gets more riled up when you take a shite on their homeland, so let’s do that right now. I know you guys are very proud of your bad music and your gravy soup and your shrimp subs, but go to hell. Louisiana is a hole. The only thing keeping that state running is prison slave labor. And New Orleans is just Disney World for drunken idiots. Bourbon Street is Times Square with more shite and vomit, and you don’t get to disown it. This year’s Jazz Fest was headlined by Dave Matthews bringing out Jimmy Buffett. David Duke made his name in New Orleans.

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Every two-bit David Simon that makes his way through New Orleans wants to lecture you about the city’s culture and heritage. Meanwhile, your average Saints fan is a trash-arse 300-lb. mouthbreather carrying a baby upside down, and vowing to personally rebuild every Confederate monument, and never, at any time, speaking below a shout. A bag on the head improves the look of pretty much every Saints fan. SO GO SUCK ON SOME DIRTY RICE, YOU SHITBAGS.

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Drew Brees, who could be 68 years old and would still be able to pass for 5,000 of the least consequential yards you’ve ever seen, then turn around and star in an ad for magic towels.

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Yet still better than Matty melt

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Here’s Manti Te’o, who will finally be able to communicate with the spirit of Lennay Kekua with a visit to a local witch doctor. Here’s rookie Marcus Lattimore, yet another token effort to improve what manages to be the worst pass defense in football history every successive year. Nick Fairley is already gone for the year. This defense will never ever be good. You’d have an easier time building a functional school in this state.

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Haha..

That line about having " a better chance at building a functional school" cut deep..

Haha

my biggest fear is that he's dead-on with regard to AP

oh lighten up - it was funny

no wonder he takes pleasure in dogging us :D

This comment nailed it


"A literal layout of the last 3 seasons:

Start off 1-3: Playoff chances dropping

Climb up to 4-4: Possible hope for the playoffs (in the case of 2014, on top of the division)

Drop the next 3-4 games: Fans online saying they should throw all remaining games for a good draft pick.

Win 2-3 games and climb up to 7-9: So much for a #10 draft pick

We’re a consistent 7-9 team in a division that’s hardly ever consistent. I don’t like the fact that in the last three seasons my happiest moment was watching our most hated rival choke in the most epic way in the biggest game of the year"