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re: Paddy's Saints Blog

Posted on 5/15/15 at 10:42 am to
Posted by Midget Death Squad
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Posted on 5/15/15 at 10:42 am to
they dutch rudder on Sundays
Posted by Breesus
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Posted on 5/15/15 at 10:46 am to
his wife emailed me one time and said the only way he will get in bed with her is if she wears a Drew Brees mask and pegs him from behind with a strap on.

He usually cries after and beats off to sports science repeating 10/10 constantly
This post was edited on 5/15/15 at 10:47 am
Posted by sicboy
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Posted on 5/15/15 at 10:50 am to
He showed this to me yesterday, and I had the brief thought of posting it, but was "nope, not putting up with that crap again".


Today, I was like "eh, some people will like to know it exists".




I'll start listening to my initial gut instincts.
This post was edited on 5/15/15 at 10:50 am
Posted by Breesus
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Posted on 5/15/15 at 10:55 am to
It's not our fault your sisters such a pussy.

Your parents really did a number on him.
Posted by sicboy
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Posted on 5/15/15 at 10:56 am to
Wow, you guys took it personal.
Posted by Breesus
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Posted on 5/15/15 at 10:59 am to
I didn't take it personally.

I do wish he would quit emailing me his confessions.

The last one with a scarecrow, Brees Jersey, jar of peanut butter, KY jelly, and a hollowed out grapefruit was just too much
Posted by sicboy
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Posted on 5/15/15 at 11:02 am to
That's who they roll in Norfolk.
Posted by Breesus
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Posted on 5/15/15 at 11:04 am to
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That's who they roll in Norfolk.



Yeah that's sad. He told me hes the known roller at the men's bathrooms on rest stops.
Posted by mm2316
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Posted on 5/15/15 at 11:07 am to
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He left in pretty unnecessarily dramatic fashion but I see him on twitter constantly. I don't really personally care if he stays gone or what, but I mean it's pretty simple. Post or don't. I mean its a message board for christ sake.

This. I never thought posting/not posting on a message board could be such a struggle, jeez...
Posted by sicboy
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Posted on 5/15/15 at 11:10 am to
What struggle?
Posted by mm2316
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Posted on 5/15/15 at 11:28 am to
Wasn't his posting too much "ruining his marriage"? Sounds like a struggle to me.
Posted by Breesus
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Posted on 5/15/15 at 11:54 am to
As explained earlier in this thread it was so much more than that.

I remember he told me one time he put his kids in the car and started driving his kids out into the desert and intended to leave them there.

The only reason he didn't go through with it is because he lost mobile signal on the way out and had to quickly uturn and go back to finish posting a video he had made for the OT.

He said his kids said they didn't know what was going on, but they have never looked at him the same.
Posted by Chad504boy
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Posted on 5/15/15 at 11:55 am to
It's funny paddys posting put the nail in his marriages coffin but not his brother putting his nail in her coffin
Posted by Melvin
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Posted on 5/15/15 at 11:56 am to
Oh man, this thread
Posted by mm2316
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Posted on 5/15/15 at 11:59 am to
Posted by Cheesy Beaver
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Posted on 5/15/15 at 12:14 pm to
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this thread
agreed, breesus
Posted by Indfanfromcol
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Posted on 5/15/15 at 12:18 pm to
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his wife emailed me one time and said the only way he will get in bed with her is if she wears a Drew Brees mask and pegs him from behind with a strap on.




From his old post, this doesn't seem unrealistic.
Posted by Laaz2750
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Posted on 5/15/15 at 12:29 pm to
Well.... I actually thought the posts were interesting and informative. Thanks for posting Sicboy...

(LAAZ DUCKS!)
Posted by Breesus
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Posted on 5/15/15 at 12:30 pm to
I never lie man. I don't have a reason too.

The guy either sends me video blogs confessing something or those weird arse animated videos he makes.

His wife got my email and reached out for help. Said she tried to go to his brother, but he couldn't get off the Internet or video games long enough to help.

I told her anytime she wants to feel alive and give an over the pants handshandy in public to a guy who can get it up without any arse play to let me know.

Needless to say she's ruined a few pairs of my jeans in the frozen food isle at Walmart
Posted by Breesus
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Posted on 5/15/15 at 12:34 pm to
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(LAAZ DUCKS!)



BREESUS used swords dance.


...



BREESUS's attack sharply rose!
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