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re: Official Bobby Hebert ignorant quotes thread

Posted on 9/19/12 at 3:32 pm to
Posted by wope
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 9/19/12 at 3:32 pm to
no, you gotta win da battles in da trenches

Posted by MetryTyger
Metro NOLA, LA
Member since Jan 2004
15580 posts
Posted on 9/19/12 at 3:36 pm to
Bobby:
"Whatcha GOTTTTTTTT ??"

"Tezzzzhh-dah" (touchdown)

"Knee-Orlunz" (New Orleans)

Deke:

"In na A - T - Ailll" (In the ATL)
"On a saillll" (On a cell)
This post was edited on 9/19/12 at 3:38 pm
Posted by wope
Member since Aug 2011
5682 posts
Posted on 9/19/12 at 3:50 pm to
*interrupts caller*
no, now wait, hold ya pernt
*rambles on for 5 minutes and gives caller no chance to finish talking*
Posted by elprez00
Hammond, LA
Member since Sep 2011
29365 posts
Posted on 9/19/12 at 4:01 pm to
Starts every discussion/question with "when you look at..."
Posted by elprez00
Hammond, LA
Member since Sep 2011
29365 posts
Posted on 9/19/12 at 4:04 pm to
quote:

He was wasted on 870 screaming "we can never again be called da aints. If I ever again see anyone in da dome wit a papuh bag on dere head again, I'm coming punch you square in da face!!!"


I think he just about gave whoever was on the bleep button a heart attack that night. Bobby was micrometers away from a few F-Bombs that night. Deke even talked about it.
Posted by putt1058
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2008
842 posts
Posted on 9/19/12 at 4:10 pm to
Shi-Carga Bears
This post was edited on 9/19/12 at 4:11 pm
Posted by tjp504
Des Allemands
Member since Jul 2006
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Posted on 9/19/12 at 4:11 pm to
I find Deke much more of an arse than Bobby. Deke is rude and inconsiderate.
Posted by putt1058
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2008
842 posts
Posted on 9/19/12 at 4:16 pm to
This thread could go on forever. If I have to hear about the "par-a-dee" in the league one more time.....

Heard Deke say he wasn't convinced that Tom Benson showed Roger Goodell his "displeasurement" when he suspended Sean Payton....then he said that that was what he was "observating"....geez. I think Deke and Bobby have a cumulative IQ of about 50.....on a good day!! Going downhill....with the wind!!
Posted by FleuryNipples
Member since Apr 2012
2869 posts
Posted on 9/19/12 at 4:17 pm to
quote:

Shi-Carga Bears
quote:

*interrupts caller* no, now wait, hold ya pernt *rambles on for 5 minutes and gives caller no chance to finish talking*
Yup! probably cock-blocks so many paid ads from airing during the breaks when he rambles through half of it.
I love when he rambled to Les Miles after the BCS title loss.

quote:

I think he just about gave whoever was on the bleep button a heart attack that night. Bobby was micrometers away from a few F-Bombs that night. Deke even talked about it.

They probably brought in an old morse code veteran from like WWII out of retirement to work the bleep button fast enough.

This whole thread is
This post was edited on 9/19/12 at 4:20 pm
Posted by wope
Member since Aug 2011
5682 posts
Posted on 9/19/12 at 4:18 pm to
"and deke, as we go to da break"
*rambles on until they cut him off and goto commercials*
Posted by FleuryNipples
Member since Apr 2012
2869 posts
Posted on 9/19/12 at 4:24 pm to
quote:

someone needs to dig up the point after from the 2009 MNF game against the patriots. TONS of lines from that night

I've heard legends of this rant, but I missed it that night.
I'd love to hear the tape
Posted by 3HourTour
A whiskey barrel
Member since Mar 2006
21223 posts
Posted on 9/19/12 at 4:25 pm to
Deke: "And now we welcome Lance Moore into the radio huddle. Lance thanks for coming on the show. Tell me what this team has to do to turn things around heading into this weeks matchup with the Chiefs"

Bobby (before Lance can say anything): "And then...uh...Lance...talk about the drops by the recievers the lass 2 weeks. I mean c'mon...at least 6 drops this passed week in Carolina and...I dunno...4 or 5 against the redskins in week 1...c'mon..das not gettin it dun...(gibberish)....just talk about what has to be done to improve on dat and if yall are working on anything in particular this week to correct dat.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
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Posted on 9/19/12 at 4:29 pm to
quote:

I remember the point after for Super Bowl XLIV.

He was wasted on 870 screaming "we can never again be called da aints. If I ever again see anyone in da dome wit a papuh bag on dere head again, I'm coming punch you square in da face!!!"


This is awesome, not ignorant
Posted by longtymefirsttyme
baton rouge
Member since Feb 2007
539 posts
Posted on 9/19/12 at 4:29 pm to
quote:

I also like the way he describes a Saints drive:

Brees to Sproles for plus 7
Pierre up the middle for plus 2
Brees to Jimmy Graham for plus 11



This has to be my favorite.

Also when he says how the Who Dat nation is worldwide..."Hell Deke we have people in Mon-go-lee-a"

"I mean c'mon Joe Morgan, you got to catch the ball"
Posted by wope
Member since Aug 2011
5682 posts
Posted on 9/19/12 at 4:36 pm to
"c'mon joe morgan, wut in da he-ial ya doin, catch da freaken ball!"
This post was edited on 9/19/12 at 4:37 pm
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
141673 posts
Posted on 9/19/12 at 4:40 pm to
quote:

someone needs to dig up the point after from the 2009 MNF game against the patriots. TONS of lines from that night

I've heard legends of this rant, but I missed it that night.
I'd love to hear the tape


He began this way:

"Y'all remember when the Nazis invaded Poland?"

And along similar lines for at least half an hour. IIRC two threads were started on here to honor his drunken ramblings (anybody got a link?). Those threads are probably the best you can do as far as experiencing Bobby's Patriot Games, as the post-show podcast I DLed from WWL had all the great stuff cut out (allegedly BH was reprimanded the next day by WWL management).
Posted by FleuryNipples
Member since Apr 2012
2869 posts
Posted on 9/19/12 at 4:43 pm to
quote:

This is awesome, not ignorant

It really is.
I guess I could have named the thread something other than ignorant. Don't get me wrong, to me this is like a Bobby appreciation thread. I love his sometimes ignorant comments. I'm from the same town he grew up in. I speak with the same flat accent and Cajun slang that he often uses(not nearly as noticeable though)
Bayou lafourche chapter of the who Dat nayshun
Posted by FleuryNipples
Member since Apr 2012
2869 posts
Posted on 9/19/12 at 4:48 pm to
quote:

allegedly BH was reprimanded the next day by WWL management
Hail Bobby Hebert

Hopefully someone posts a link.

Another Bobby line is "know whut duh hell dey doing"
Mickey loomis knows what duh hell he's doing
Posted by 3HourTour
A whiskey barrel
Member since Mar 2006
21223 posts
Posted on 9/19/12 at 4:51 pm to
Das ridickless deke. I mean c'mon
Posted by geauxtigers87
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2011
25185 posts
Posted on 9/19/12 at 5:01 pm to
after we beat the pats at home: "that was like the germans invading poland, a blitzkrieg"
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