Trade Eric Gordon to the Suns for their 1st round pick, 2nd round pick, and cash.
Get real. The Suns weren't willing to offer us much of anything in a S&T when he was rumored to be inclined to sign the offer sheet. Why would they offer us anything now after its a bit apparent that we saved them from a mistake? Gordon's value is low right now...to low for a Top 5 Lotto pick.
Draft Ben McLemore and Trey Burke with first round picks.
The Suns pick would have to be at #1 or #2, because its likely McLemore is going in the top 2. Suns are currently slotted at 4. So...
Sign Josh Smith to a max deal.
Trade Lopez and picks from next year to Kings for Cousins
Wouldn't get us close to Cousins, unless they are completely desperate to move on. They are going to want a lot for him, and some other team will offer A LOT more than that garbage.
If that doesn't work, sign Bynum.
In short: Put down the XBox.