You don't have to use your cell phone to show your dick, you can just whip it out on Bourbon St.
Mine would have to be:
1) Franchise stability with staff/front office and ownership
2) New Facilities and plan to grow the franchise
3) Players/talent on the roster and how they can help Oden be successful
4) Story of Drew Brees and growth with the city
5) Management plan of his minutes and action, be interested in his career, not season.