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JRUE HOLIDAY ISN'T THE ONLY SON MAKING A GODDAMN frickING RETURN TONIGHT. LIKE THE STD YOU GOT FROM THE HOTTEST CHICK YOU EVER BANGED, I'M frickING BACK.

I'M NOT HERE TO MINCE ONE frickING WORD, THE PELS ARE GOING THROUGH A LOT OF GROWING PAINS RIGHT NOW. WE'RE ASKING BI TO DO MORE THAN EVER, ZIONS USAGE IS HIGHER THAN GIRAFFE PUSSY FOR SOMEONE THATS PLAYED 40 NBA GAMES, AND JJ IS SHOOTING ABOUT THE SAME FROM 3 AS LONZO (YEAH, THATS frickED UP).

I SWORE OFF GAME THREADS. I DIDNT WANT TO frickING COME BACK AND ATTRACT THE NEGAPELS THAT FEAR THE BOLD MASCULINITY OF MY CAPS. THEN I REALIZED ITS NOT MY FAULT THESE NEGAPELS CANT SATISFY THEIR WOMEN SEXUALLY AND THEY NEED SOMEONE TO FOCUS THEIR HATRED TOWARDS. TO THE NEGAPELS I SAY THIS:

I WELCOME YOUR SALT. FEAR MY CAPS YOU frickING BITCHES.

I ASKED FOR A frickING GAME THREAD AGAINST WASHINGTON'S H-LEAGUE SQUAD WITH BEAL AND THAT WOUND UP BEING A GAME THREAD THAT TURNED INTO A frickING WIN.

YEAH WE BEAT A shite WASHINGTON TEAM ON A SEGABABA, SO OBVIOUSLY WE'RE BACK TO BEING IN THAT CONTENDER CONVERSATION.

THE BUCKS frickING SUCK. THEIR CITY SUCKS, THEIR LOGO SUCKS, GIANNIS SUCKS. KHRIS MIDDLETON? MORE LIKE KHRIS MIDDLEOFTHEROADERTON, AM I RIGHT? THEY ONLY HAVE A GOOD RECORD BECAUSE THEY ARE RIDING THE COATTAILS OF A TRUE LEADER AND THE TRUEST SON THAT HAS EVER LIVED, JRUE HOLIDAY.

JRUE, I AM SORRY. YOU ARE THE BEST PEL TO EVER PLAY FOR THIS CITY, AND YOUR COMMITMENT TO THE TEAM AND CITY SHOULD BE NOTATED IN SCRIPITURE AT THE ST. LOUIS CATHEDRAL FOR ALL FUTURE SONS TO SEE. I WISH THE PELS COULD HAVE BROUGHT YOU A TITLE, AND I'M SORRY WE SURROUNDED YOU WITH BUMS LIKE AD AND FRANK JACKSON. YOU DESERVED BETTER. NOW YOU GOTTA GET YOUR arse WHOOPED TONIGHT.

SONS, ZION IS ASCENDING. HE'S DOING shite NO 20 YEAR OLD IN THE NBA SHOULD BE ABLE TO DO. HE'S UNSTOPPABLE, AND HE AIN'T SLOWING DOWN TONIGHT. frick A BUCK

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