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Who's the biggest wook on the MB?

Posted on 4/24/14 at 3:04 pm
Posted by Buddy Garrity
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Posted on 4/24/14 at 3:04 pm
discuss
Posted by LSUvegasbombed
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Posted on 4/24/14 at 3:06 pm to
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A wook is a hippie without any ambition, motivation, or drive other than drugs and image. They're generally in their twenties, college students (or dropouts) at small-town liberal colleges (such as Appalachian State University) and dependent on an income other than their own.


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Wooks tend to travel in packs, they smell strongly of patchouli and are in constant search for free drugs. One of the defining characteristics is an excessive amount of unkempt hair, usually in dreadlocks.


It is important to make the distinction between a hippie and a wook. Hippies can generally be viewed as positive, optimistic members of society with an idealistic goal for the betterment of society. Wooks are everything that you've been warned about in regard to hippies wrapped into a neat little package.

I am neither!!
This post was edited on 4/24/14 at 3:09 pm
Posted by Kafka
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Member since Jul 2007
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Posted on 4/24/14 at 3:07 pm to
This is my first wook thread

I guess I'm a wookie

maybe I'll make wookie of the year
Posted by HeadyBrosevelt
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Posted on 4/24/14 at 3:08 pm to
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Buddy Garrity


The more you post the bigger of a custy you seem
Posted by LSUvegasbombed
Red Stick
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Posted on 4/24/14 at 3:08 pm to
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I'll make wookie of the year


I will admit, I slightly
Posted by CaptainPanic
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Posted on 4/24/14 at 3:08 pm to
Not a single one of us.

Probably HempHead because he lives on a farm and just eats mushrooms all day
Posted by LSUvegasbombed
Red Stick
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Posted on 4/24/14 at 3:09 pm to
I never heard of this term before but figured it had to be like a hippie.

I used urban dictionary to learn this new word
Posted by Burt Reynolds
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Posted on 4/24/14 at 3:12 pm to
Maybe sublime

Maybe


Everyone on this board is a custy
Posted by Buddy Garrity
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Posted on 4/24/14 at 3:14 pm to
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Everyone on this board is a custy

does that include you?
Posted by HempHead
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Posted on 4/24/14 at 3:34 pm to
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Probably HempHead because he lives on a farm and just eats mushrooms all day


Not all day...just every few days.

I definitely look the part, though.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 4/24/14 at 3:35 pm to
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They're generally in their twenties, college students (or dropouts) at small-town liberal colleges (such as Appalachian State University)


Holy frick.

ETA: I am not a liberal, at least, and I am a productive member of society. I just look funny and do heady shite breh.
This post was edited on 4/24/14 at 3:37 pm
Posted by CaptainPanic
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Posted on 4/24/14 at 3:38 pm to
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I am a productive member of society
This is the #1 attribute of not being a wook.
Posted by Peazey
Metry
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Posted on 4/24/14 at 3:56 pm to
What is a custy?
Posted by TreyAnastasio
Bitch I'm From Cleveland
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Posted on 4/24/14 at 3:56 pm to
A customer
Posted by Peazey
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Posted on 4/24/14 at 3:59 pm to
Urban dictionary gave me a few definitions. Some of them conflicting. Seems like a pretty stupid insult to be throwing around.
Posted by CaptainPanic
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Posted on 4/24/14 at 3:59 pm to
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What is a custy?
LINK
Posted by Burt Reynolds
Monterey, CA
Member since Jul 2008
22443 posts
Posted on 4/24/14 at 4:22 pm to
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Does that include you?

No beacsue I pay well below fair market value for all droogz


And I have the sickest merch in The lot bitch
This post was edited on 4/24/14 at 4:24 pm
Posted by CaptainPanic
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Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 4/24/14 at 4:27 pm to
I can vouch for Burt. Kid makes a mean French bread lot zah
Posted by CheeseburgerEddie
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Posted on 4/24/14 at 4:31 pm to
Don't start. I asked the same question last year and have been dealing with it ever since.
Posted by danman6336
Member since Jan 2005
19440 posts
Posted on 4/24/14 at 4:37 pm to
No one on this board is wook

A few might be pretty good at playing pretend hippie at a festival for a weekend, but no real wooks
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