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re: The Official Jam Band Tier Thread - Adjusted for .0 and Nostalgia Acts

Posted on 4/12/14 at 10:50 pm to
Posted by Burt Reynolds
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Posted on 4/12/14 at 10:50 pm to
You seriously think the allman brothers and govt mule are good jam bands? you're clueless.

maybe you should listen to the string cheese incident. That's a real jam band.



Posted by jose canseco
Houston via Houma via BR via NOLA
Member since Jul 2007
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Posted on 4/12/14 at 10:58 pm to
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You seriously think the allman brothers and govt mule are good jam bands?




You classified both as a jam band bc you listed them both. Maybe give your criteria of a "jam band". Allman Brothers are one of the top american bands of alltime. Once YOU decide to classify them into a category, they become one of the best.

How many bands you listed are in the Rock n Roll HOF?
Posted by Burt Reynolds
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Member since Jul 2008
22443 posts
Posted on 4/12/14 at 11:15 pm to
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Whatever that Cocaine>Sunshine>Cocaine sandwich was on point



not sure if serious
Posted by The Dudes Rug
Member since Nov 2004
13860 posts
Posted on 4/12/14 at 11:29 pm to
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Allman Brothers in the 2nd tier makes this entire thread worthless.


Posted by Burt Reynolds
Monterey, CA
Member since Jul 2008
22443 posts
Posted on 4/12/14 at 11:35 pm to
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Once YOU decide to classify them into a category, they become one of the best.

They are good but this thread is about jam bands. Their jams lack the substance and originality that are exclusive to tier one jam bands. They were tier 1 at one point but so was WSP before houser's death. You can replace a drummer or maybe even a bass player but not your lead guitar. When Jerry and Duane died, it was never the same
This post was edited on 4/12/14 at 11:38 pm
Posted by The Dudes Rug
Member since Nov 2004
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Posted on 4/12/14 at 11:37 pm to
ABB is not a "jam band".
Posted by iliveinabox
in a box
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 4/12/14 at 11:52 pm to
bands that suck thread
Posted by jose canseco
Houston via Houma via BR via NOLA
Member since Jul 2007
5667 posts
Posted on 4/13/14 at 12:14 am to
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ABB is not a "jam band".




Yes they were and are. Google best jam bands and find an article that does not mention ABB. Just because they found commercial success and have the ability to cross genres doesn't mean they aren't a jam band.

Even their most successful studio album had a 30 minute track called Mountain Jam...so whats your definition of a "jam band"?
Posted by jose canseco
Houston via Houma via BR via NOLA
Member since Jul 2007
5667 posts
Posted on 4/13/14 at 12:16 am to
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Their jams lack the substance and originality that are exclusive to tier one jam bands




Hahaha. Ok nevermind. You have obviously not seen ABB play live in decades. Im done with this thread. Another fail for the music board.
Posted by Burt Reynolds
Monterey, CA
Member since Jul 2008
22443 posts
Posted on 4/13/14 at 12:19 am to
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Hahaha. Ok nevermind. You have obviously not seen ABB play live in decades. Im done with this thread. Another fail for the music board.


Let's be honest. ABB can't touch Dave Matthews band in terms of talent.
Posted by The Dudes Rug
Member since Nov 2004
13860 posts
Posted on 4/13/14 at 12:28 am to
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Yes they were and are. Google best jam bands and find an article that does not mention ABB. Just because they found commercial success and have the ability to cross genres doesn't mean they aren't a jam band.

Every band "jams". That wasn't ABBs primary function.
Posted by Spaulding Smails
Milano’s Bar
Member since Jun 2012
18805 posts
Posted on 4/13/14 at 12:28 am to
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ABB can't touch Dave Matthews band in terms of talent.

This

Y'all are just trying too hard if you don't admit this as fact.

Ants Marching > Mountain Jam
Posted by The Dudes Rug
Member since Nov 2004
13860 posts
Posted on 4/13/14 at 12:29 am to
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Let's be honest. ABB can't touch Dave Matthews band in terms of talent.

Post the "white jeep at the Dave concert" story.
Posted by Spaulding Smails
Milano’s Bar
Member since Jun 2012
18805 posts
Posted on 4/13/14 at 12:32 am to
You post it...be useful for once
Posted by The Dudes Rug
Member since Nov 2004
13860 posts
Posted on 4/13/14 at 12:40 am to
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It all starts off in the lot when me and my boys are in a circle poundin' Busch Lights while were blastin' Ants Marching from my new Jeep Grand Cherokee. Ya my Jeep is white and i know it gets dirty easily but frick it, the bitches love that shite. As we pass around our fat fricking bottle of Absolute Strawberry, we just scope out hotties while we try to ward off all other loser Chads, as the bitches flock to my Jeep like a fricking watering hole in the desert. SLUTS. Me and my Bro's don't even head in until the 3rd song. As we walk in I stick in a fatty dip of grizzly bear and simultaneously smoke a cig and drink the rest of my warm Busch light. So were in the show. We start just pushing our way to the front. Lights. Dave. Black dude on drums. Jesus on Saxophone. SLUTS. By this point every song sounds just the fricking same as the other one. But I know Dave is fuggin killin' it anyways. I grab this girl next to me and we makeout for a solid 15min during Crash Into Me. I finally push that bitch off and low and behold some other slut starts grabbin my arse. After that I head to the bathroom with my bros and wait in line for 20 mins. We head back to our spot and some jackass is standing there. I'm about to bust his ugly Ted Danson lookin' face in, but before I can he whips out a joint and offers me and my crew to smoke up. He tells me he's there watching his daughter and her friends that are all in high school. Next thing I know I wake up in my Jeep with my dick hanging out of my zipper. Now this has happened to me before so it doesn't even phase me. I just pop in a sick 03' Dave CD and fricking cruise home.
This post was edited on 4/13/14 at 12:42 am
Posted by Andre
Cashier at Stein's Deli
Member since Apr 2009
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Posted on 4/13/14 at 9:51 am to
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bands that suck thread


Post/handle
Posted by rutiger
purgatory
Member since Jun 2007
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Posted on 4/13/14 at 9:59 am to
This thread brings the lulz.

No mmw, no care.
Posted by Burt Reynolds
Monterey, CA
Member since Jul 2008
22443 posts
Posted on 4/13/14 at 11:08 am to
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Mmw

They are in tier lol
Posted by CheeseburgerEddie
Crimson Tide Fan Club
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Posted on 4/13/14 at 11:11 am to
TAB is way too low but pretty good on most of the others. The others that I might change are at least within about one level of where they should be.
Posted by Burt Reynolds
Monterey, CA
Member since Jul 2008
22443 posts
Posted on 4/13/14 at 11:15 am to
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