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re: TD Music Board Original CopyPasta Thread

Posted on 12/1/14 at 10:36 pm to
Posted by danman6336
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Posted on 12/1/14 at 10:36 pm to
dude massive tech meltdown
Posted by danman6336
Member since Jan 2005
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Posted on 12/1/14 at 11:18 pm to
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I was about 50 yards or so up this path when I noticed a man standing off the side of the path apparently staring into the woods. As I got closer I realized his pants were down around his ankles and I could see his arse. Now, I'm straight but I have to say that it was a really nicely shaped arse for a man and I took notice. I figured maybe he was drunk and just peeing in the bushes, so I started to walk quieter so I wouldn't disturb him. But as I got closer I started hearing strange grunts and sucking sounds. I realized there was another man blowing him.

Now, I'm not gay but I slowed my pace down to watch. I slowed and approached the standing man from behind. His friend didn't take any notice as his eyes were tightly closed. I came right up behind the man standing so that I could have reached out and touched him. That's when I brought the cinder block down on his head, hard. He collapsed on top of his **** friend and I quickly finished them both off. I rolled them into the bushes and finished my walk. That was only my first of many such gay encounters.
Posted by danman6336
Member since Jan 2005
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Posted on 12/1/14 at 11:26 pm to
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back in my college daze I used to like to eat LSD on a nice friday afternoon and stroll around in the large wooded area near my college. One day I'm back there on a headful and I run into this gaggle of girls hanging out at this point on the lake. There is a good view across the lake and you can see people on the other side as well as lots of wildlife.

For some reason I approach them, probably because that spot had kind of become our go to smoking spot, and I was curious if they were partaking. Once there, I try to talk, but find myself tongue tied. I look across the lake at the people, and I try to express to these ladies that I enjoy the act of observing nature and everything, but unfortunately the only sentence that comes out of my mouth is, "I like to watch." There is an incredibly long, awkward silence, then the girls start giggling and laughing. It all of a sudden hits me that I sounded like a complete perv, so I literally run away without saying goodbye.

ahh good times!
Posted by Spaulding Smails
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Posted on 12/1/14 at 11:28 pm to
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YO LOOK HERE YOU GIANT BAG OF shite, I REALLY HAVE NO IDEA WHO THE frick YOU ARE, BUT AFTER SEARCHING UP MY RAP NAME ON GOOGLE, I -JUST- RANDOMLY DISCOVERED THAT YOU HAD POSTED ONE OF THE YOUTUBE VIDEOS OF ME RAPPING (THE ONE WHERE I DISSED THAT fig EMINEM), SO I HAD TO CREATE AN ACCOUNT ON HERE IN ORDER TO CALL YOUR BITCH arse OUT ON IT. TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE, I DON'T KNOW WHO THE frick YOU ARE AND NEITHER HAVE I EVER WRONGED YOU OR ANY OF YOUR LOVED ONES IN -ANY- WAY. IT WAS frickED UP AS shite FOR YOU TO DO WHAT YOU DID. YOU WERE NOT ONLY MAKING A TOTAL MOCKERY OF ME FOR -NO REASON-, BUT ALSO USING MY GIRL'S COPYRIGHTED CONTENT, MUTHAfrickA. THAT IS WHY SHE DECIDED TO DELETE ALL THE FREESTYLE VIDEOS OF ME FROM HER YOUTUBE CHANNEL. IT WAS DUE TO TROLLING FAGG0TS LIKE YOURSELF. I READ ALL OF THE COMMENTS ON THE REDDIT PAGE WHERE YOU HAD POSTED MY FORMER VIDEO AND I SAW THE PART WHERE YOU WERE TALKING SOME shite. LETS SEE IF YOU CAN LIVE UP TO YOUR WORDS, CUZ SOON YOU COULD BE EATING THROUGH A FEEDING TUBE AND MAKE YOU EAT EVERYTHING YOU JUST TYPED!! I GUESS YOU LIVE IN MY TOWN THEN. WELL THAT IS JUST frickING -WONDERFUL- BECAUSE CHANCES ARE WE MAY VERY WELL EVEN -KNOW- EACH OTHER IN REAL LIFE. I FIND IT FUNNY TOO, CUZ I NEVER ONCE RECALLED YOU (WHOEVER THE frick YOU ARE) TALKING ALL THAT GREASE TO ME IN MY -FACE-, WHICH JUST GOES TO SHOW HOW MUCH OF A STR8 UP FAGG0T -PUSSY- PUNK arse BIOTCH N!&&@ YOU SERIOUSLY ARE. I'M STILL IN STATE COLLEGE, PA. frickFACE PUNK, I WOULD TAKE GREAT DELIGHT IN THE OPPORTUNITY TO SEE YOU ON THE STREETS. WE CAN MEET SOMEWHERE OUTSIDE AND I WOULD SEND YO WANNABE TOUGH GUY INTERNET WARRIOR arse ON A STRETCHER! COME TRY ME MUTHAfrickA! NOT EVEN YOU AND ONE ARMY CAN TAKE ON ME. YOU HAVE -NO IDEA- WHAT I AM CAPABLE OF DOING TO YOU. AND NO, I AIN'T EVEN GON BRING ANY SORT OF WEAPON. I AM TRAINED IN DEADLY SELF-DEFENSE HAND TO HAND COMBAT. SO TELL ME WHO THE frick YOU ARE. AND WHO IS/WAS THIS ROOMMATE/HOMIE YOU SAID WHO USED TO WORK WITH ME? WHERE DID HE WORK WITH ME AT? I BEG YOU TO COME SEE ME N!&&@!!!!!!!
Posted by CheeseburgerEddie
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Posted on 12/2/14 at 6:31 am to
Tiger in the hollow is a baller/badass accountant from my understanding of that thread
Posted by link
Member since Feb 2009
19867 posts
Posted on 12/2/14 at 8:00 am to
This model has HDMI in + out and can be used like I say above. It's also Bravia Sync compatible. Should you want to continue to use one, single remote, you should actually be able to, specifically if you go with a receiver like the Sony STR-DH 550 (~$200). Given your other Sony products, the Bravia Sync feature would probably be useful. There's some mixed results with HDMI-CEC functionality, but that's mainly due to different manufacturers using different codes for similar functions. That problem is eased by sticking with one manufacturer. It also doesn't hurt that there's only about a $10-15 difference in price between the model I said and the cheapest HDMI receivers I see around the web.


Now, as far as other possibilities that would work fine, you could run the soundbar between the cable box and TV by HDMI and then pick up an optical to analog converter (FiiO D3 (d03K) seems to be a popular model, but I admittedly haven't researched much in the "$30 or less" range. Then you could take that optical signal and pass it through a Lepai 2020a+ Class T amp (~$20). Don't be fooled by the low price or the low wattage. That's a pretty decent little amp. In the same price range/sound quality, there's the Dayton DTA1 that comes in around $35. I think I talked about it in my last post, but there's actually Dayton models that would prevent you from running wires from this area near your TV by tossing the signal wirelessly to an identical-looking receiver. It comes in around $70-90 if I'm not mistaken. You'll still have to wire the speaker from the receiving end and I wouldn't put it outside, so that may or may not be worthwhile for you. If it saves you 5ft of cable run, it's probably not worth it. If it prevents you from having to get into the attic at all, maybe it is- your setup and distances aren't shared, so that'll be left up to you unless you want to post a little more about it. There are a fair number of wireless bridges for audio. I don't know anything about them. They basically all transmit stereo (red and white plug, sometimes a single "headphone" plug) across either your actual Newtork (built into a router like the Apple Airport Express or Linksys wrt 54...audio version somethingorother (you're going to want to not quote me on that model number's last part)). Like I said- I've never used them for that, so if you go that route, you'll have to evaluate it some other way. Other than networked, there are other wireless transmitters- several bluetooth transmitter/receiver combos. I also haven't used those, but they exist.

Now, the DAC + Lepai won't allow you to use your remote to turn on sound outside. You could do a few things to change the convenience. You could leave the amp on all the time with the volume down and turn it up when you want sound outside. You could walk up to it and flip its switch when you want outside audio. The best method, though, would be to install a fader port outside. I would still flip the amp's switch off when not in use, but since we are talking about a $20 easily replaceable little guy (nine hasn't been turned off more than 5 days of the last 3 months or so), you could leave it on with a dial/fader outside and just have the music/sound come on/off out there that way (of course, the TV and soundbar also have to be on in this scenario).


So now that I've likely thoroughly confused you on options, I'll stop trying to explain and let you ask more about anything you'd like to know about or want further clarification on.
Posted by CaptainPanic
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Posted on 12/2/14 at 8:24 am to
Please stop the tech reviews.
Posted by danman6336
Member since Jan 2005
19440 posts
Posted on 12/2/14 at 8:28 am to
way to custy up the thread bruh
Posted by link
Member since Feb 2009
19867 posts
Posted on 12/2/14 at 11:23 am to
sorry that this delicious pasta reminds you of all your shite that got stolen the other day, but resident tech board poster Hopeful Doc plans to continue his helpful, albeit long-winded, posts. and who are we to stop him?
Posted by Melvin
Member since Apr 2011
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Posted on 12/2/14 at 1:45 pm to
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God was sitting on a throne, a slightly raised platform with maybe four or five steps to the top. Surrounding the throne were angelic beings.....probably 15 or 20...maybe 25 and they were silent until they spoke to me. God emanated love, spoke personal words to me, was exceedingly bright/glowing. I couldn't see His face, He was just a shining form. He was the light in the room. I was accompanied by Jesus Christ, the only reason I could be there.
Posted by Bunk Moreland
Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 12/2/14 at 2:07 pm to
Is that Beejon? I was just going to link the whole thread. Makes SEC Crazy look well-grounded.
Posted by Melvin
Member since Apr 2011
23535 posts
Posted on 12/2/14 at 3:01 pm to
I don't like to bash people for what they believe but that guy is just off his rocker if he's being genuine about all that.
Posted by danman6336
Member since Jan 2005
19440 posts
Posted on 12/2/14 at 3:02 pm to
That guy is trolling his balls off

Amazing so many people are buying it
Posted by Melvin
Member since Apr 2011
23535 posts
Posted on 12/2/14 at 3:08 pm to
If he is than I'm honored to fall for it. That level of devotion is something special. He doesn't really jump at the easy ones and just gives a seemingly serious response to seemingly serious questions.
Posted by danman6336
Member since Jan 2005
19440 posts
Posted on 12/2/14 at 3:09 pm to
I dunno I only skimmed it

Maybe he is crazy as shite

Smells like troll to me though
Posted by Spaulding Smails
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Posted on 12/2/14 at 3:20 pm to
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Amazing so many people are buying it

The OT is full of idiots that will fall for almost anything
Posted by CaptainPanic
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Posted on 12/2/14 at 4:49 pm to
Posted by lsu2006
BR
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Posted on 12/3/14 at 1:30 pm to
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Thanks for the real estate advice, jackass. I haven't lived in Ascension Parish for six years.

How many average college-aged women these days listen to Led Zeppelin on a regular basis?



quote:

Here's some advice...if you don't have a worthwhile contribution to the topic or if you are not a fan of any of the bands I listed, then feel free to keep your asinine comments to yourself.

Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 12/3/14 at 1:40 pm to
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dunno I only skimmed it Maybe he is crazy as shite Smells like troll to me though








He's been keeing his shtick going for years without letting down at any point. It really is impressive. I just like egging him on to see what he comes up with next.
Posted by Rickety Cricket
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Member since Aug 2007
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Posted on 12/4/14 at 11:12 am to
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Read a history book. People who throw around shite like they know history pisses me the frick off. The ptomelys were Greek. That started after Alexander took Egypt over in the 300s BC. The ptomelys were in charge until ceased conquered them in the mid 1st century BC

quote:

Im chill. Sorry if I got a little harsh but I get in arguments about history all the time. Almost got in a fistfight over the term "the dark ages" once. History is my singular all encompassing expertise that I'm better at than 99.9 % of the population and I protect that ferociously lol. I am not always right, but I'm to to.!inwish we had a history board:

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One of my sadest days ever was talking to a girl about the Ottomans and after 10 minutes, she says "wait a second, your still talking about furniture." She makes 100k more than I do.
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