Stripper Names for a Song(Posted by thebluemuff on 10/3/12 at 5:46 pm)
I'm in a band in Baton Rouge, and we are currently tracking some songs for our first album. One of our songs is about professional prostitutional and one part of the song has a funky breakdown, but it's too spacey. I'm going to have a DJ introdcue a stripper to the stage to fill the gap. So, I'm trying to come up with some creative and humorous stripper names. Make it gucci, and don't put any that are really fricking obvious like "Dixie Normas." Have any? Help me out bitches.
Here are some I have thus far: Sparkle Swallows, Honey Baby, Daddy's Little Girl Do-Her-On-To-Me, Sierra Shimmertight..and a few more