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re: Most beta songs ever recorded?

Posted on 3/17/17 at 10:25 am to
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
9820 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 10:25 am to
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goldennugget


I think you need to start an "Ask an Alpha a Question" thread.
Posted by goldennugget
Hating Masks
Member since Jul 2013
24514 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 10:27 am to
It would probably be the most trolled thread in this board's history
Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
83479 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 10:29 am to
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Statics show that the higher a woman's "count", the more likely she is to get divorced. Take that for what you will.

Almost every girl I know who has a really low count is a stuck up lame af religious count who thinks her job in life is to get married at 24 and fake a happy marriage until she dies. Sorry, but I'll pass.

Not getting married at all is answer here.
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
58812 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 10:30 am to
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Not getting married at all is answer here.


Probably the safest choice in this day and age. Sad that it's come to that.
Posted by Johnny B Goode
Fort Campbell, KY
Member since Jul 2012
2061 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 10:34 am to
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An experienced woman in bed is not long term relationship material.



Sounds like you're afraid of suffering from comparison
Posted by goldennugget
Hating Masks
Member since Jul 2013
24514 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 10:35 am to
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Almost every girl I know who has a really low count is a stuck up lame af religious count who thinks her job in life is to get married at 24 and fake a happy marriage until she dies. Sorry, but I'll pass.



A lot of it is just an act. A lot of the whole "prude" religious type women are whores themselves, they just do a better job at hiding it and put up a more convincing facade. Trust me on this one. I've seen the most religious, prude women at the churches I go to get knocked up and shite out half black babies.

quote:

Not getting married at all is answer here.



There is nothing wrong with this at all. Society puts pressure on people that you have to get married or something is wrong with you.

These days marriage is such a bad deal for men. Marriage is a one-sided providership contract. It is simply a terrible deal for men due to our modern laws and modern customs. Marriage makes man a stepping stone for a woman's AF/BB strategy.

If you find a good woman, great, just realize what marriage really is and if you are really willing to risk half of your net worth for her.

HENCE WHY I HOLD WOMEN TO HIGH STANDARDS when it comes to commitment. A lot of people in this thread don't get it and still don't get it after having it explained. If I am going to commit to a woman she better damn well be worth the risk.
Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
Member since Nov 2012
22908 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 10:37 am to
Shiny Happy People by REM was voted the whimpiest song ever.
Posted by RockAndRollDetective
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2014
4506 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 11:00 am to
"Pulling Teeth" by Green Day
Posted by mikrit54
Robeline
Member since Oct 2013
8664 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 11:11 am to
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You have to be the biggest douchebag on this website

Posted by Thorny
Montgomery, AL
Member since May 2008
1909 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 11:12 am to
There really is only one answer:

Alone Again (Naturally) by Gilbert O'Sullivan
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
155703 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 11:13 am to
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The thing is women will eat this song up hence why I heard it on the radio


Only basic arse bitches. Real womenz aren't listening to that shite.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
260813 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 11:23 am to
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This is known as the epiphany phase and is done to rope in a providing beta. She is not attracted to the guy, so she withholds her most valuable asset from him, sex, while securing his most valuable asset, his commitment, and extracting as much resources from him as possible. Then they get married and she gives him starfish sex at best, divorces him after popping out a couple kids(his role is no longer needed) and she takes half of what he is worth and gets back out on the Chad carousel


That's because you view the world through a beta lens. Alphas conquer regardless of past history.
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
9820 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 11:27 am to
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It would probably be the most trolled thread in this board's history


No way man. This place could really benefit from your kind of wisdom.
Posted by BilJ
Member since Sep 2003
158763 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 12:20 pm to
that treat you better song, guy sounds like a whiny pussy
Posted by OKellsBells
USA
Member since Dec 2016
5264 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 12:24 pm to
quote:

quote: I can't think of anything that would repulse a woman more


quote:

You





Posted by MottLaneKid
Gonzales
Member since Apr 2012
4543 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 6:04 pm to
Watch Mendes. video . You will understand that song
Posted by Machine
Earth
Member since May 2011
6001 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 6:06 pm to
What should he do? Go beat the shite out of her boyfriend ?
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57496 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 6:07 pm to
Why are you so obsessed with this alpha/beta shite? It must be miserable to walk around all day and constantly be ranking things according to how "beta" they are. Grow up
Posted by crazy4lsu
Member since May 2005
36311 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 6:15 pm to
I agree with regards to marriage but you are awfully effusive to be talking about what alphas and what betas do.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124314 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 6:19 pm to
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Women with high partner counts are fine for one night stands and such

But I would never commit to a woman with a high partner count. I don't see why this is a bad rule to follow. The more men a woman has sex with the harder time she will have pair bonding. That's basic biology. Setting yourself up for failure by committing to the village bicycle with a high partner count.



Yeah, but even women that have only been with very very few guys can be seduced.

shite, that's half the fun of seduction, the challenge.

No one is invulnerable to infidelity if the right techniques are applied by the right person at the right time and for long enough.

All nuts can be cracked.
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