Incubus - Trust Fall

did i ever tell you about the time i met incubus? i waited in line for 4 hours by the bus after the show with my big titty g/f at the time...half wanting to use her to get to the boys, and half wanting brandon to cuckold me while he blew some dank ganja in my ear. so we finally get on the bus and mike is looking right at me and i say "A CER-TAIN SHADE OOFF....GREEN!! LOL" as i pull out this fatty boom batty blunt son, the size of one of those mini baseball bat groomsman gifts. mike goes "cool" and i can tell he's down. i look at brandon for approval and he says "you're a sweetheart, but i don't smoke that stuff. i'm totally cool with it if you go outside and do it. we don't like the bus all smokey" WTF he was lisping all his words and i could tell he was not gonna frick my girl. probably the worst night of my life, but almost hte same exact thing happened when i met 311.