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GWAR 30th anniversary tour coming to the Varsity September 2

Posted on 4/28/15 at 3:25 pm
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
39187 posts
Posted on 4/28/15 at 3:25 pm
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30 years have passed since GWAR awoke from the prison of their Antarctic slumber in 1985. Since that time, the band has used broadswords and guitars to shape the music and culture of mankind. 30 years later, the world sucks more than it ever has, and humans have GWAR to thank! Three decades of bloodlust, throttling the life from humanity, and perverting the human imagination have left no doubt that GWAR rules supreme!

What better way to celebrate this momentous occasion than with a spectacular victory lap bringing death and depravity to cities across America? GWAR’s “30 Years of Total Domination Tour” is a celebration of unimaginable torment. Expect more blood and bodily fluids than ever before as your Lords and Masters take on the newest threat to their very existence—the Internet! That’s right, GWAR is going to kick the Internet’s arse; if they can ever stop jerking off to porn long enough to find it. Pustulus is none too pleased about the situation, having this to say while “taking 5? from his weekly schedule of drawing dicks on bible pages…

“I’ve survived prisons, gulags, religious protests, surfing a crucial wave on D-Day, and even an ISIS spaghetti dinner, so this is nothing. Bring it on! GWAR is coming!, Where is Baltimore?”

Support on the tour will come from Butcher Babies and Battlecross. The tour kicks off August 25th in Millvale, PA and wraps up September 18th in Rochester, NY. Tickets go on sale this Friday May 1st for all shows!

fricking took long enough



This post was edited on 4/28/15 at 3:28 pm
Posted by Baloo
Formerly MDGeaux
Member since Sep 2003
49645 posts
Posted on 4/28/15 at 3:27 pm to
I love GWAR so much.
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
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Posted on 4/28/15 at 3:28 pm to
quote:

I’ve survived prisons, gulags, religious protests, surfing a crucial wave on D-Day, and even an ISIS spaghetti dinner, so this is nothing. Bring it on! GWAR is coming!, Where is Baltimore?


greatest marketing for a concert ever?
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 4/28/15 at 5:44 pm to
frick gwar


Costumes don't make the music great.

Dave was a POS anyways, good riddance.
This post was edited on 4/28/15 at 5:47 pm
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 4/28/15 at 6:04 pm to
Show us on the doll where GWAR touched you
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 4/28/15 at 6:11 pm to
How about I shove it up your arse till you choke on it.











Jk I love you Breesus.




This post was edited on 4/28/15 at 6:31 pm
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 4/29/15 at 10:30 am to
Posted by Baloo
Formerly MDGeaux
Member since Sep 2003
49645 posts
Posted on 4/29/15 at 10:44 am to
Someone didn't get invited to the GWAR barbeque.
Posted by Horsemeat
Truckin' somewhere in the US
Member since Dec 2014
13526 posts
Posted on 5/6/15 at 3:15 pm to


Vocalists for Butcher Babies
Never seen 'em live, heard a few of their songs on Liquid Metal.
Will be buying tix on Friday.
Posted by JohnZeroQ
Pelicans of Lafourche
Member since Jan 2012
8513 posts
Posted on 5/6/15 at 3:51 pm to
Id buy tix for that too
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
39187 posts
Posted on 8/18/15 at 6:58 pm to
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GWAR promises an all new show that cannot be missed. All human scum are commanded to attend each and every show of the tour! So tell your bosses, spouses and screaming rug rats to suck it! Dedicate your life to GWAR!

The band is keeping the gory details of the show tightly under wraps, but guitarist Pustulus Maximus seems hell bent on leaking some information about what to expect…

”I have yet to grasp this concept of the internet and the spouting of self-important speeches by people in social media; the INTERNET MUST DIE, so GWAR will KILL IT!. Management tells me the internet is not a person that can be fought and killed, but they don’t know the true power of a Scumdog. WE KILL EVERYTHING!”


Nov 19 at HOB New Orleans with Born of Osiris and Battlecross
Posted by Bayouboogaloocrew
Dixie
Member since Jul 2013
3107 posts
Posted on 8/18/15 at 9:31 pm to
Saw Butcher Babies open for Black Label Society. Much better to look at than listen too.
Posted by Bayouboogaloocrew
Dixie
Member since Jul 2013
3107 posts
Posted on 8/18/15 at 9:48 pm to
Hey Brosef where did you find the November date for HOB. I can't find it anywhere and for some reason Gwar doesn't show up on my bandsintown. TIA.
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
39187 posts
Posted on 8/18/15 at 9:55 pm to
Its on their facebook and their official site gwar.net. This new set of dates was just added today.

GWAR W/ Born of Osiris and Battlecross:
10/7: Cincinnati, OH @ Bogarts
10/8: Milwaukee, WI @ The Rave
10/9: Minneapolis, MN @ The Cabooze
10/10: Winnipeg, MB @ Garrick Centre
10/12: Saskatoon, SK @ O’Brian’s Event Centre
10/13: Calgary, AB @ MacEwan Ballroom
10/14: Edmonton, AB @ Union Hall
10/16: Vancouver, BC @ Commodore Ballroom
10/17: Spokane, WA @ Knitting Factory
10/18: Boise, ID @ Knitting Factory
10/19: Portland, OR @ Roseland Theater
10/20: Seattle, WA @ Showbox SODO
10/23: Las Vegas, NV @ Fremont Country Club
10/24: San Bernardino, CA @ KnotFest*
10/25: San Francisco, CA @ The Regency Ballroom
10/26: Reno, NV @ Knitting Factory
10/28: Tempe, AZ @ The Marquee
10/29: Albuquerque, NM @ Sunshine Theater
11/2: Urbana, IL @ Canopy Club
11/4: Grand Rapids, MI @ Orbit Room
11/5: Indianapolis, IN @ The Vogue
11/6: Detroit, MI @ Harpo’s
11/7: Buffalo, NY @ The Town Ballroom
11/8: Cleveland, OH @ Agora Theater
11/9: Washington, DC @ 9:30 Club
11/11: Norfolk, VA @ The Norva
11/12: Philadelphia, PA @ Electric Factory
11/13: New Haven, CT @ Toad’s Place
11/14: Worcester, MA @ The Palladium
11/17: Asheville, NC @ The Orange Peel
11/18: Nashville, TN @ Exit/In
11/19: New Orleans, LA @ House of Blues
11/20: Dallas, TX @ Gas Monkey Live
11/21: Houston, TX @ Houston Whatever Fest*
11/25: Atlanta, GA @ The Masquerade
11/27: Ft. Lauderdale, FL @ Revolution
11/28: Orlando, FL @ Venue 578
Posted by Bayouboogaloocrew
Dixie
Member since Jul 2013
3107 posts
Posted on 8/18/15 at 9:59 pm to
Appreciate it. Would much rather see Born of Osiris than have to endure Butcher Babies live again.
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
81194 posts
Posted on 9/1/15 at 8:08 pm to
Anyone going tomorrow?
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
39187 posts
Posted on 9/1/15 at 8:11 pm to
Me. See you there.
Posted by Andre
Cashier at Stein's Deli
Member since Apr 2009
4301 posts
Posted on 9/1/15 at 8:11 pm to
No, I prefer not having blood poured on me
Posted by Tiger Bawlz
Southeast of Disorder
Member since Dec 2007
1977 posts
Posted on 9/1/15 at 9:19 pm to
Are you?
Posted by LSU Jax
Gator Country Hell
Member since Sep 2006
8858 posts
Posted on 9/1/15 at 10:24 pm to
I'll be interested in any posts about this show. They'll be here next Wednesday. Pretty sure I'm gonna go check it out. Buddy of mine here says it's on his concert bucket list.
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