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re: CopyPasta Thread 2.0
Posted on 3/20/17 at 9:14 am to Burt Reynolds
Posted on 3/20/17 at 9:14 am to Burt Reynolds
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Buncha morons on this board
Are you kidding me?
The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin, and Clapton are the best of all time.
Was there to watch it all happen. Lived it, you idiots.
Buncha punk moron trolls on here. frick all of y'all. Not reading your crap anymore.
Morons. Absolute morons.
Posted on 3/20/17 at 9:52 am to Burt Reynolds
These music board posters have been a little on edge recently.
Posted on 3/24/17 at 1:27 pm to Spaulding Smails
My last crack bender was three years ago, and when I smoke crack I like to really go the distance. I checked into a hotel with two cases of beer, a bottle tequila, 6 or 7 packs of cigarettes, a couple of lighters, about an ounce of crack, two pipes, a handful of porn mags and a bottle of baby oil.
I rolled my suitcase into the elevator. Right as the door was closing I realized that I'd forgotten something and jumped through the door. I hurried back to the front desk.
"I don't want any phone calls. Also, can you make sure that the porn is not blocked on the tv?"
The girl at the front desk looked at me like I was creep. She was right.
Up the elevator, down the hall and into my room. I rushed inside, set everything out on the table and selected the 24 hour all-you-can-eat porn. It came on in the middle of anal juggernauts 12. There is nothing like that first hit of crack. I wish I could feel like that forever.
So for more than 24 hours I smoked crack, watched porn and drank tequila. I selected the 24 hour porn buffet again. More crack. More baby oil. as I'm jacking off I hear what sounds like the bed squeaking in the room next to me so I get up to investigate and press my ear up against the wall. It IS the bed squeaking, and this couple is going to town. This is great. This is better than tv porn so I grab the tequila with my free hand.
This guy is really giving her the business. her moaning gets louder and faster. They keep going and keep going. She is getting just pounded and I'm really into it. Moaning and squeaking. Moaning and squeaking. This goes on for a while and I'm loving it. This guy is my hero. I can't believe he is lasting this long. When they're done, I'm going to go next door and shake his hand.
After what seemed like 30 or 40 minutes, they're still going but I'm exhausted and sit down in the chair to rest. I notice that I've gotten baby oil all over the wall. The hotel is probably going to charge me for that. So as I'm catching my breath I notice that they're starting to wind down in the next room. My breathing slows as they slow down and vice versa. Suddenly I realize, there is no one having sex in the next room. The moaning was me. The squeaking was just my nose whistling. So embarrassing.
Posted on 3/24/17 at 1:41 pm to Burt Reynolds
I'll never forget the one where the chick jumps in the dumpster and spreads maggots on her cooch or whatever.
Posted on 3/24/17 at 6:55 pm to Bunk Moreland
Most men have wives that give them pity/duty starfish sex once a month so all they care about is getting their bust instead of lasting long. And they think this is great and how sex life is supposed to be. Once a month "sex" where the woman is not into it at all
And then said wife goes behind his back to find a Chad who jackhammers her for 45 minutes
If you can't do at least 10 minutes than learn to train yourself until you can. But you should eventually graduate to be satisfied with no less than 15. Learn to get 10 first
And then said wife goes behind his back to find a Chad who jackhammers her for 45 minutes
If you can't do at least 10 minutes than learn to train yourself until you can. But you should eventually graduate to be satisfied with no less than 15. Learn to get 10 first
Posted on 3/24/17 at 8:32 pm to Cdawg
The goal was not to get the perfect solution in health care, the goal was to get ANYTHING better than Obamacare. Everyone lost sight of that and proceeded with their own agenda. At the end NOT ONE SINGLE REPUBLICAN, got what they wanted.
And, remember this come voting time, they left US with Obamacare, those cocksucking motherfricking assholes have their own insurance, don't pay for it, zero deductible, etc!
Who cares if it wasn't perfect you jackasses, it would have been better in many ways, including the illegal tax FORCED on us.
I usually play it pretty safe...frick them now, I'm cheating the government out of every single cent I can....morons are to stupid to audit...hit em where it hurts boys.
And, remember this come voting time, they left US with Obamacare, those cocksucking motherfricking assholes have their own insurance, don't pay for it, zero deductible, etc!
Who cares if it wasn't perfect you jackasses, it would have been better in many ways, including the illegal tax FORCED on us.
I usually play it pretty safe...frick them now, I'm cheating the government out of every single cent I can....morons are to stupid to audit...hit em where it hurts boys.
Posted on 3/25/17 at 12:56 am to Damone
Strip clubs are a complete and total waste of time and money and any guy who goes to one is a retard
You are paying to validate women when instead you can sit at home on Facebook or instagram and validate them for free
Nothing is more beta than paying to look at women whom wish you have no chance of getting any reciprocation from
Strip clubs are for beta losers
Better off putting that money to better use
You are paying to validate women when instead you can sit at home on Facebook or instagram and validate them for free
Nothing is more beta than paying to look at women whom wish you have no chance of getting any reciprocation from
Strip clubs are for beta losers
Better off putting that money to better use
Posted on 3/29/17 at 9:16 am to Lou Pai
This is "the wife" that you called a crack whore. I have never used drugs or sold drugs and I'm definitely not a whore. So that was way out of line. Yes we did divorce once and yes we did get remarried after we learned how to communicate and no it was not over drugs. So Kevin did have a drug addiction at one time. He's been clean for quite a while now. We understand that struggle and wouldn't wish it on anyone. We are very sympathetic for anyone dealing with that. He never sold drugs in his life nor would he approve of it. I was there when they did the search. They did not find drugs anywhere except in Jason's car. The federal investigator told Kevin that Jason used him. The detective knows that Kevin did not know what was in the car. If that's the neighbor you are talking about, that explains a lot. LiLi Fan did not build that house. She bought it well after Kevin's dock was already built. Li Li was the one calling the HOA on Kevin because she didn't like the trees on the property line. Kevin gladly cut those down even though they were originally required by the HOA. There were no pelicans there were lions and there was no court order there was a single request from the HOA. You claim to know all these things for a fact but the only way to know for a fact is to be there. You weren't. You hide behind your screen name and spout off things as fact when the things you are claiming is in fact not fact. The only fact is that he was indicted which means accused. It does not mean guilty. Do you know how many people are indicted and found completely innocent? As far as comparing him to a contractor that actually took advantage of elderly people that left them homeless that's just ridiculous. Kevin has never sold drugs or helped anyone to sell drugs. He has an outstanding record as a contractor and as a human being. You are taking his interactions with a difficult neighbor as who he is. Most of the things you are claiming would have happened several years ago. Has he ever done anything to you? It's obvious that you have a personal beef with my husband. Instead of pretending you are all big and bad posting on this site. Why don't you make an appointment with Kevin at his office or home and tell him your problems with him to his face. He goes to work everyday. He would be glad to hear your complaints and address them in a respectable manner. A friend alerted us to this thread and we wanted to respond since the things you are claiming are untrue. Please contact us. Owe and Kevin would gladly piss in a cup for you to get analyzed to prove that fact.
Posted on 3/29/17 at 6:35 pm to link
the girl i used to date that did roxys, i bought her some H because it's cheaper and i was tired of spending 300 dollars a day so she can be sober i can spend 200 and that shite can last you 4-5 days. Anyway, we got the shite from a female friend of hers because neither of us knew an H plug and she did. And apparently my ex had pissed off this girl so what she did is she basically took some brownish soap and made it look like H and sold it to her. neither of us knew this at the time but my EX took that shite and slept fine / was good. she wasn't high as frick but she wasn't having withdrawls either. the brain thought it was getting H.
i did not find out until i was fricking her friend one night lol, after we had broke up and she told me that she was sorry about selling the fake dope to her. i still don't think she knows what happened that night.
i did not find out until i was fricking her friend one night lol, after we had broke up and she told me that she was sorry about selling the fake dope to her. i still don't think she knows what happened that night.
Posted on 3/30/17 at 6:57 pm to link
It certainly was with the two male gypsies who tried to kidnap me.
One of them grabbed my upper arm so hard I thought I wouldn't be able to escape his grasp.
Fortunately, I had just learned how to escape from someone's grasp by turning my arm towards the grasper's thumb which bent it backwards so I could escape and it worked.
Then the man who grabbed me said he only wanted to ask me for directions to a local movie theater. After I gave him the directions he invited me to come along with the two of them and that they would pay my way into the theater.
My brother was with me and as soon as we walked around a corner to go back to our house I looked back and I saw both of the men getting into their car.
My brother and I ran as fast as we could because we knew we were about a half mile from home and on a straight stretch of road with very few houses around.
As my brother and I ran up our front steps we were screaming to our mother who was inside that someone just tried to kidnap us.
When our mother stepped outside the kidnappers drove by the front of our house and down our street then turned the corner and disappeared.
We told our mother to call the police and report a description of the car and men to the police so that maybe the cops would catch them.
Unfortunately, our mother didn't believe us when we said they just tried to kidnap me so she never called the poice.
To this day, I wonder if some poor kid got kidnapped by them after they got away because our mother wouldn't call the police.
Posted on 4/20/17 at 6:30 pm to Burt Reynolds
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Good lord. Will you shut the frick up you stupid motherfricker? I admitted time and again I was wrong about the tubular magazine. How are you not letting that sink into that damaged mass of tissue inside that bucket you call a head?
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Horse-fricking-shite you crawfishing cock sucker.
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Hypocritical frick? That's rich coming from a e-crossdressing peter puffer such as yourself.
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Why don't you go back to trying to get dick pics from the late light snack crowd again, cock sucker?
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good lord you're one sensitive little bitch aren't you. I'm not boasting about shite. I just explained where some of us got it drilled into our head about the clear difference between a clip and a magazine and you try to turn it into another shitshow. Go frick yourself you wanna-be tranny piece of shite.
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Hey dipshit. Instead of opening your cock sucking hole about me, why don't you go back in this thread where I admitted to being wrong like three or four times?
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