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Posted on 10/4/12 at 10:21 am to
Posted by Zamoro10
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Posted on 10/4/12 at 10:21 am to
Worst movie isn't necessarily technically bad or terrible acting or even terrible story. Those movies are easy to name.

But the movie just reeks of other things - making you wonder who the audience is? It's bad despite being competently made by a good director or well acted.

Passage to India (David Lean)
The Other Sister (Diane Keaton)

Posted by LSUTygerFan
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Posted on 10/4/12 at 10:23 am to
A movie with gangs who use dance dance revolution to settle their problems? Did those 3 jokers in the rejected scripts okay that idea?
Posted by WarSlamEagle
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Posted on 10/4/12 at 12:12 pm to
Birdemic: Shock and Terror

Link to the full movie on YouTube. It's worse quality than The Room and has a greater So Bad It's Hilarious factor.

Watched it with RiffTrax (guys who used to do Mystery Science Theater) a couple of years ago...it's by far the worst movie they've ever riffed.
Posted by Macintosh504
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Posted on 10/4/12 at 12:19 pm to
Spy Kids 3D - Game Over
Posted by Thracken13
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Posted on 10/4/12 at 12:58 pm to
Ultraviolet
Battlefield Earth
Dreamcatcher
Posted by alajones
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Posted on 10/4/12 at 1:05 pm to
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Master of Disguise
I can't believe Carvey even got someone to produce that movie. His schtick was so out of date by that time. It always amazes that movies like that get released but Crazy Heart was nearly a straight to DVD movie.
Posted by wildtigercat93
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Posted on 10/4/12 at 1:07 pm to
"How Beer Pong saved my Life"


Its on Netflix and it is awful. So awful.
Posted by alajones
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Posted on 10/4/12 at 1:08 pm to
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Ultraviolet
Battlefield Earth
Dreamcatcher
I haven't seen Battlefield Earth but the other two are spot on. I really wanted to see Dreamcatcher too. Without the aliens stuff it probably isn't so bad. The cast is loaded also. Certainly not worst of all time, but definitely "How did they screw this up" realm.
Posted by Thracken13
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Posted on 10/4/12 at 1:23 pm to
agreed.

I expected a lot more from dreamcatcher and was so sorely dissapointed. but really, when it really comes down to it - i think its the source material versus who directs it.

Stephen King stories are either great adaptations to film, or way off in the opposite spectrum.

the Mist was great (imho) and i felt Darabont did a great job on it. Kujo was great for its time, and to an extent it still holds up.

Dreamcatcher was terrible, Tommy Knockers (while ok for a TV series) was just bad as well.
Posted by alajones
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Posted on 10/4/12 at 1:28 pm to
The best parts of it was watching Timothy Olyphant find stuff and watching Major Winters move stuff around inside his brain.
Posted by WildKat
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Posted on 10/4/12 at 1:43 pm to
Gummo (1997)

Absolutely Horrible
Posted by BennyAndTheInkJets
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Posted on 10/4/12 at 2:27 pm to
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The only thing I liked about Jaws the Revenge was seeing the water, since it was filmed in the Bahamas. The rest of it is bad.

I thought Jaws 3-D was 10000x worse than Jaws the Revenge. Probably the worst movie Dennis Quaid has ever been in.
Posted by Skywalker
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Posted on 10/4/12 at 3:23 pm to
She's So Lovely...worst movie i've spent money on.
Posted by fleaux
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Posted on 10/4/12 at 4:26 pm to
What could be worse than Caddyshack 2????
Posted by MFn GIMP
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Posted on 10/4/12 at 4:50 pm to
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The Room


You're tearing me apart by saying this is the worst movie of all time.
Posted by JombieZombie
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Posted on 10/4/12 at 4:55 pm to
Anyone who lists Blue Velvet, Solaris or Punch Drunk Love should be excluded from this type of discussion.
Posted by Bankshot
Member since Jun 2006
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Posted on 10/4/12 at 5:07 pm to
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watched the last half-hour of Val Kilmer's "Batman Forever" last night, and was stunned at how completely awful it was.


The last 30-45 minutes of Batman Forever are bad, but Batman and Robin is just bad the whole way through.
Posted by Bankshot
Member since Jun 2006
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Posted on 10/4/12 at 5:12 pm to
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Jaws the Revenge


Easily the worst sequel ever made when compared to the original. Shark follows Brody's widow from New England to the Bahamas (seriously). Shark gets stabbed by the boat in the finale.
Posted by BennyAndTheInkJets
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Posted on 10/4/12 at 5:34 pm to
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Easily the worst sequel ever made when compared to the original. Shark follows Brody's widow from New England to the Bahamas (seriously). Shark gets stabbed by the boat in the finale.

I don't think anybody really appreciates how unbelievably awful the ending for Jaws 3 was.
Posted by Froman
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Posted on 10/4/12 at 5:41 pm to
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WarSlamEagle


frick you. Birdemic rules! I met the director at a screening and he legitimately thinks he made a good movie, which is sad. Somebody gave him money to do a sequel, though, so he wins I guess.
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