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Who's on first?

Posted on 6/20/17 at 12:38 pm
Posted by Damone
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Posted on 6/20/17 at 12:38 pm
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Such a timeless comedy routine

And why not, the man's entitled to it! Sometimes his wife comes down and picks it up.
Posted by Sun God
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Posted on 6/20/17 at 12:39 pm to
MacGruber is funnier
Posted by Breesus
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Posted on 6/20/17 at 12:40 pm to
quote:

MacGruber is funnier


I will suck your dick, I will suck your fricking dick, just join my team. I'll suck your dick, you can frick me, you can get fricked by me. You can watch me frick something? Just point at something in the room and I'll frick it for you! Just tell me what you want me to frick!
Posted by Breesus
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Posted on 6/20/17 at 12:48 pm to
quote:

Such a timeless comedy routine



Nah. It's pretty dated.
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
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Posted on 6/20/17 at 12:52 pm to
Who's on first by Abbott and Costello is TGOAT comedy routine
Posted by Breesus
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Posted on 6/20/17 at 12:53 pm to
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Who's on first by Abbott and Costello is TGOAT comedy routine



No it's not
Posted by ZappBrannigan
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Posted on 6/20/17 at 12:56 pm to
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
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Posted on 6/20/17 at 3:35 pm to
To this day, I have no idea. We actually all went to college together. Believe it or not, we were very close friends. Then after graduation, he got engaged to her. He asked me to be his best man and right about that time, I started banging her and mowing her box. She was actually the first person I felt comfortable enough around to let eat out my butt. Anyway, shortly thereafter, she left him for me. She was actually carrying his child at the time. I asked her to terminate it, obviously, so we could start fresh. And she agreed. We were so in love. And he took that from me.
Posted by Breesus
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Posted on 6/20/17 at 3:46 pm to
The Legendary MacGruber. Former Navy SEAL, Army Ranger and Green Beret. Served six tours in Desert Storm, four in Bosnia, three each in Angola, Somalia, Mozambique, Nicaragua and Sierra Leone. Recipient of sixteen Purple Hearts, three Congressional Medals of Honor, seven Presidential Medals of Bravery and starting tight end for the University of Texas, El Paso.
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
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Posted on 6/20/17 at 3:51 pm to
MacGruber: Looks like you're keeping your bod pretty tight.

Frank Korver: You're looking pretty good yourself.

MacGruber: Well, everday's a workout when you gotta carry around a 20 pound python in your jeans.

Frank Korver: You and your dick comments.

MacGruber: It's fun to say them.

Frank Korver: It's fun to hear them.

MacGruber: That's why I say them.

Frank Korver: And that's why I listen.
Posted by Breesus
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Posted on 6/20/17 at 3:52 pm to
This one actually fits with this thread:
quote:

Let me tell you how this is gonna go down. First I'm gonna kick you in the chin, breaking your jaw in four places. I'm gonna take you and karate flip you over my back, and then knee your nose into your brain, killing you instantly. I do wanna get a throat rip in here. I think that's gonna be you, small fry. One thing I do know, at the end of the day, counth, I'm gonna rip your dick off and shove it in your mouth. And that is non-negotiable. Who's first?
This post was edited on 6/20/17 at 3:53 pm
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