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Tombstone and Hollywood quality control

Posted on 10/11/16 at 11:03 pm
Posted by mizzoubuckeyeiowa
Member since Nov 2015
35503 posts
Posted on 10/11/16 at 11:03 pm
Just rewatched Tombstone...

Does anyone still buy Kurt's stache as Wyatt Earp?

It almost ruins the movie being a Halloween costume.

Sam Elliot yes.

Bill Paxton, potentially.

Why did they give the lead the most unbelievable stache of all time in a major movie?

It's like total Halloween costume stache.

It just looks so..fake.

Super Troopers had better mustaches, even the dude who refused to grow a stache...had a better stache.

I've never seen a major motion picture with a total star leading it with such a fake part attached to his head...and everyone says...oh yeah, that looks real.

Paxton, Kilmer, Elliot have real staches at the end.

Kurt Russell has glue on glue hair. It's just so annoying and obvious. He looks like a fun park ride character who jumps out at you and says "raise your hands pardner!"
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
58341 posts
Posted on 10/11/16 at 11:07 pm to
Have always heard that all facial hair in the movie was legit, never bothered to see if it had been confirmed.
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
56341 posts
Posted on 10/12/16 at 12:45 am to
Have you ever seen a picture of Wyatt Earp? They do exist, you know.



shite, if anything, I'd say they toned it way down.

fricking Missouri fans. Every last one of them. It's like a sickness or something.
Posted by Jack Ruby
Member since Apr 2014
22765 posts
Posted on 10/12/16 at 12:51 am to
Kurt's "fake mustache" says hello....


This post was edited on 10/12/16 at 12:52 am
Posted by Decker
Member since Nov 2015
3435 posts
Posted on 10/12/16 at 1:27 am to
Maybe facial hair criticism's not your game.

I know, let's have a spelling contest.
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
39195 posts
Posted on 10/12/16 at 1:51 am to
Pretty sure its real.
Posted by stlslick
St.Louis,Mo
Member since Nov 2012
14054 posts
Posted on 10/12/16 at 4:11 am to


wow, he looks like yosemite sam in that pic, lol
Posted by stlslick
St.Louis,Mo
Member since Nov 2012
14054 posts
Posted on 10/12/16 at 4:12 am to
i thought this might be a thread about hollywood redoing and ruining this movie, like they have other remakes.

Posted by StrongBackWeakMind
Member since May 2014
22650 posts
Posted on 10/12/16 at 4:50 am to
Derp
Posted by Tom Servo
Member since Aug 2009
517 posts
Posted on 10/12/16 at 5:25 am to
quote:

It just looks so..fake

It almost ruins the movie


This post was edited on 10/12/16 at 5:31 am
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
61661 posts
Posted on 10/12/16 at 5:48 am to
Why you try to knock down Tombstone.


That will get your arse kicked around here



Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
36050 posts
Posted on 10/12/16 at 9:14 am to
quote:

Just rewatched Tombstone...

Does anyone still buy Kurt's stache as Wyatt Earp?

It almost ruins the movie being a Halloween costume.

Sam Elliot yes.

Bill Paxton, potentially.

Why did they give the lead the most unbelievable stache of all time in a major movie?

It's like total Halloween costume stache.

It just looks so..fake.

Super Troopers had better mustaches, even the dude who refused to grow a stache...had a better stache.

I've never seen a major motion picture with a total star leading it with such a fake part attached to his head...and everyone says...oh yeah, that looks real.

Paxton, Kilmer, Elliot have real staches at the end.

Kurt Russell has glue on glue hair. It's just so annoying and obvious. He looks like a fun park ride character who jumps out at you and says "raise your hands pardner!"


I read this in the voice of Billy Bob Thornton... before Wyatt tells him to "Skin that smoke-wagon and see what happens."
Posted by Das Jackal
Da Bayou
Member since Sep 2011
2589 posts
Posted on 10/12/16 at 9:15 am to
quote:

It almost ruins the movie being a Halloween costume.


Really?? I swear some people will find something to bitch about no matter what..
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65907 posts
Posted on 10/12/16 at 9:16 am to
my second favorite movie... stache and all
Posted by Rockbrc
Attic
Member since Nov 2015
7917 posts
Posted on 10/12/16 at 10:34 am to
Dang it, man. That's Tombstone you're talking about.
Posted by Hot Carl
Prayers up for 3
Member since Dec 2005
59072 posts
Posted on 10/12/16 at 10:41 am to
quote:


Maybe facial hair criticism's not your game.

I know, let's have a spelling contest.


Posted by airfernando
Member since Oct 2015
15248 posts
Posted on 10/12/16 at 10:58 am to
quote:

It's like total Halloween costume stache.

It just looks so..fake.

So does Wyatt's stache.
Posted by Lucky5150
B.S.L.
Member since Jun 2016
1557 posts
Posted on 10/12/16 at 11:57 am to
Stick to watching the kardashians and the View. Sounds more your speed
Posted by GoCrazyAuburn
Member since Feb 2010
34884 posts
Posted on 10/12/16 at 12:18 pm to
The more important question is why aren't you trying to be Doc?
Posted by Midget Death Squad
Meme Magic
Member since Oct 2008
24554 posts
Posted on 10/12/16 at 1:01 pm to
Difficult to make sense of what you are saying with all the "likes" and "justs" in your speech.
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