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re: TMNT comic book series kills off one of the turtles

Posted on 3/19/15 at 9:48 am to
Posted by Bamatab
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Posted on 3/19/15 at 9:48 am to
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Get the frick out with this shite.

Outside of maybe my first sentence, what part of my post is not true? Mikey is the most worthless turtle out of the four. Sorry, but I don't even see how that can be argued.
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
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Posted on 3/19/15 at 9:49 am to
That's because Leo is a "yes man" - splinter's puppet so he can live vicariously through Leo's vapant personality.

Raph has a brain and realizes his brothers are weak minded marionettes.
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 3/19/15 at 9:49 am to
Mikey was a joke, nothing but catchphrases and trying to be hip for the kids. Even as a kid I could see that.

Donatello invented shite. I loved that
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
32482 posts
Posted on 3/19/15 at 9:52 am to
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Followed by Mikey, Leo, and Raph. My issue with Raph was his impulsiveness. He would always get everyone fricked by doing dumbshit at the wrong damn time . .all because of his feels. Splinter: Listen to Leo, he has a great plan Leonardo: Follow the plan and we'll finish this quickly and easily Donatello: Sure thing, looks easy Michelangelo: Cowabugna, Leo. Pizza after. Raphael: frick that I'm charging in, Leeeeeeeroooooy Jeeeennnnnkins!!!! Next scene, everyone is tied to a bomb or some shite.



Holy shite, this may be the truest breakdown ever.
Posted by Dam Guide
Member since Sep 2005
15503 posts
Posted on 3/19/15 at 11:12 am to
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Leo is the emo. Raphael is more like Magnum P.I.


lol, Raph is always bitching about how the others don't understand him and going out on his own and whining. Wouldn't be surprised if he was cutting himself for attention. He is emo as frick. Leo is a yes man as you said earlier.
This post was edited on 3/19/15 at 11:26 am
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
150682 posts
Posted on 3/19/15 at 12:24 pm to
3 downvotes for my Raph diss.

I know it's an unpopular opinion these days, but frick Raphael. Sure, he's a good fighter, but they all are. But Raph can't even control his straight up psychopathic rage, and that often times is to the detriment of his brothers. frick that selfish prick.

Give me Mikey all day long.

And since I see this discussion now...when I was a kid (I'm 35 now) and TMNT first started, most of my friends liked Donatello the least. When we played it as kids, I was always Michaelangelo swinging shite around like some numchucks (or nunchakus or whatever).

As an aside, I was also always Sting when we fake wrestled. I used to hit em with the Stinger Splash and then drop em in the Scorpion Deathlock.

Man, I miss being a kid.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
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Posted on 3/19/15 at 12:26 pm to
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Raph is always bitching about how the others don't understand him and going out on his own and whining. Wouldn't be surprised if he was cutting himself for attention. He is emo as frick

This.

I don't think it's arguable that Raph isn't emo as frick. Not even a little bit. And to say Leo is the emo one couldn't be farther from he truth.

I love TMNT discussions because people are so passionate about their favorite turtle.
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
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Posted on 3/19/15 at 12:34 pm to
Raphael = Dennis
Leo = Mac
Michelangelo = Charlie
April O'Neal = Dee
Splinter = Frank

Who doesn't have a spot?

Donatello
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
32482 posts
Posted on 3/19/15 at 12:36 pm to
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Donatello



The lawyer who always outsmarts the gang.
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
57293 posts
Posted on 3/19/15 at 12:37 pm to
Raphael = Seinfeld
Leo = George
Michelangelo = Kramer
April O'Neal = Elaine
Splinter = Frank Costanza

Who doesn't have a spot?

Donatello
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
57293 posts
Posted on 3/19/15 at 12:38 pm to
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The lawyer who always outsmarts the gang.


The lawyer ultimately gets pwned
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
150682 posts
Posted on 3/19/15 at 12:46 pm to
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Mikey was a joke

GTFO.





Posted by Bamatab
Member since Jan 2013
15109 posts
Posted on 3/19/15 at 1:01 pm to
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 3/19/15 at 1:02 pm to
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
57293 posts
Posted on 3/19/15 at 1:05 pm to
Mikey's okay.

He's the lovesome subterranean suburban tomfool who balances the drabness of Donatello (RIP) and Leo.
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 3/19/15 at 1:07 pm to
They're not drab. Leo is stoic. Don is brainy. Mike is just a goof
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
57293 posts
Posted on 3/19/15 at 1:14 pm to
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They're not drab. Leo is stoic. Don is brainy. Mike is just a goof


If by stoic you mean a vapid and uninteresting stooge figurine, I agree.

Don (RIP) apparently wasn't brainy enough to dodge a sledgehammer.*

And sure, Mikey's a goof. But, do you blame him? That was his coping mechanism for constantly dealing with those two simulacrums.






*too soon
Posted by CocomoLSU
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Posted on 3/19/15 at 1:15 pm to









So wasteful...
Posted by VeniVidiVici
Gaul
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Posted on 3/19/15 at 1:22 pm to
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Leeeeeeeroooooy Jeeeennnnnkins!!!!

Posted by TheEye
Rightcha.
Member since Dec 2006
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Posted on 3/19/15 at 2:24 pm to
pretty bold, but he'll probably return
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