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re: The Revenant
Posted on 12/1/15 at 3:53 pm to terd ferguson
Posted on 12/1/15 at 3:53 pm to terd ferguson
No, Leonardo DiCaprio Does Not Get Raped By a Bear in The Revenant
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I can't say I'm shocked that Matt Drudge assumes that a single thrust somehow constitutes the entirety of sexual intercourse. ANYWAY, for those of your concerned about taking your loved ones to a film that might feature hardcore bear bondage, my boss Devin Gordon attended a screening of The Revenant and has assured me that no such rape takes place. Here now are his text messages to me debunking the rumor. I think you'll find yourself both relieved AND a touch disappointed.
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Posted on 12/1/15 at 3:56 pm to terd ferguson
spoilers bro
Posted on 12/1/15 at 3:57 pm to terd ferguson
The more I read reviews about this, the more I want to see it!
Posted on 12/1/15 at 3:59 pm to Sneaky__Sally
Sorry I ruined your bear-rape fantasy. 
Posted on 12/1/15 at 4:00 pm to terd ferguson
its ok, i probably won't go see it now so you saved me some money.
Posted on 12/1/15 at 4:24 pm to terd ferguson
Someone can't take a joke.
PS. A bear strap on seems like the most likely explanation. Occams razor and all that.
PS. A bear strap on seems like the most likely explanation. Occams razor and all that.
Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:09 pm to Marciano1
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The Revenant
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I. AM. READY.
For that bear dick?!?!
Posted on 12/21/15 at 2:44 am to BlackPawnMartyr
Finally got to see. Awesome movie with amazing cinematography and camera work. Highly recommend.
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