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The Greatest Roast of All Time: Tom Brady will be live on May 5th | Netflix

Posted on 4/22/24 at 8:14 pm
Posted by RLDSC FAN
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Posted on 4/22/24 at 8:14 pm
Posted by dirtsandwich
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Posted on 4/22/24 at 8:18 pm to
I think that Brady should join the Ku Klux Klan. And that's not because he's racist. He's not racist. It's just that he'd look a lot better with a hood over his head, on account of his face.
Posted by JodyPlauche
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Posted on 4/22/24 at 8:37 pm to
Put it on my calendar
Posted by Thundercles
Mars
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Posted on 4/22/24 at 9:23 pm to
Guy needs to disappear from the public eye for awhile to give us a chance to remember him fondly. Right now everyone's just tired of him.
Posted by ReedRothchild
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Posted on 4/22/24 at 10:07 pm to
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I think that Brady should join the Ku Klux Klan. And that's not because he's racist. He's not racist. It's just that he'd look a lot better with a hood over his head, on account of his face.


Posted by Damone
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32711 posts
Posted on 4/22/24 at 10:46 pm to
That dude is so full of himself it’s really too much.
Posted by dirtsandwich
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Posted on 4/23/24 at 6:11 am to
Brady is not very worldly. He thinks the English Channel is a British TV station, and not a body of water separating England and France.
Posted by AUCom96
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Posted on 4/23/24 at 6:14 am to
Brady deflated his balls before it was cool.
Posted by i am dan
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Posted on 4/23/24 at 6:22 am to
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 think that Brady should join the Ku Klux Klan. And that's not because he's racist. He's not racist. It's just that he'd look a lot better with a hood over his head, on account of his face.


That feels like a Norm McDonald quote.

It's how he would say it too.
Posted by i am dan
NC
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Posted on 4/23/24 at 6:25 am to
Brady doesn't seem to have much of a personality.

I'm certainly sick of the Hertz commercials.
Posted by truthbetold
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Posted on 4/23/24 at 6:27 am to
Chris Benoit knew how to use workout equipment better than Tom Brady
Posted by ReedRothchild
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Posted on 4/23/24 at 6:53 am to
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That feels like a Norm McDonald .


Norm McDonald was probably the only guy that could make a joke like that funny.
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
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Posted on 4/23/24 at 7:27 am to
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I think that Brady should join the Ku Klux Klan. And that's not because he's racist. He's not racist. It's just that he'd look a lot better with a hood over his head, on account of his face.


You are one strange bird.
Posted by CocomoLSU
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Posted on 4/23/24 at 8:00 am to
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I think that Brady should join the Ku Klux Klan. And that's not because he's racist. He's not racist. It's just that he'd look a lot better with a hood over his head, on account of his face.

Sorry you don't think he's as hot as you used to. I'm sure that's heartbreaking for you.




I'll probably check this out, but I'll go in with low hopes. I hope they don't invite Jeff Ross so I don't have to listen to his mediocre insults and jokes while he tries to hog all the attention for himself. I'll never understand why that dude is so beloved on the roasts.

Would be cool if they could "AI-resurrect" Greg Giraldo like they did with Tupac a few years ago. Would be nice to hear some of his material again.
Posted by kciDAtaE
Member since Apr 2017
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Posted on 4/23/24 at 8:17 am to
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Sorry you don't think he's as hot as you used to. I'm sure that's heartbreaking for you


I think he was trying to start the roast with that joke.
Posted by dirtsandwich
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Posted on 4/23/24 at 9:45 am to
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Norm McDonald quote

Seems we have quite a few people who’ve never seen his roast of Bob Saget. Highly recommend.
Posted by ReedRothchild
South MS
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Posted on 4/23/24 at 12:37 pm to
Your face.....looks like......a cauliflower....
Posted by JackVincennes
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Posted on 4/23/24 at 8:43 pm to
This would have Norm written all over it.
Posted by Hayekian serf
GA
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Posted on 4/24/24 at 5:28 am to
Bob Sagat will always be my favorite. Norm McDonald and Gilbert had me crying from laughter.
Posted by Upperdecker
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Member since Nov 2014
30566 posts
Posted on 4/24/24 at 6:49 am to
Belichick made Brady
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