TV Guide Magazine: I've got room in my life to watch one more show. Tell me why it should be yours.
Eric Andre: It shouldn't be! My show sucks. Go watch Devious Maids. That's some good TV!
TV Guide Magazine: Who should be watching?
Andre: The elderly. People who are easily made sick.
TV Guide Magazine: What's the best thing anyone has said or written about your show?
Andre: One time my cat ran across my keyboard and typed, "dslfkq3elk;n asdflk aeg93rugjnok;l."