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re: The Cabin in the Woods. TulaneLSU's 2011-12 movie review thread

Posted on 12/13/11 at 9:47 am to
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 12/13/11 at 9:47 am to
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There is a brief scene in which a college football on TV is played during the movie. It is between "#1" USC and Notre Dame. It isn't surprising that the Satanist Mormons who made this film would also lie about USC being ranked #1.


Wouldn't they make BYU #1?
Posted by Archie Bengal Bunker
Member since Jun 2008
15520 posts
Posted on 12/13/11 at 9:50 am to
First, I wanted to say that everyone hating on this thread is dumb for doing so. You keep coming back and reading the reviews AND posting about them. Clearly, you are getting some kind of utility from the reviews, or else you wouldn't keep coming back.

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Nothing was ever going swimmingly for you. You are hated, despised, and are a pompous arrogant frickwad that we all unite against. Like really I'd take 10 DanMullenIsOurMan's over 1 of you.


STOP feeding the troll, and the troll goes away. I know this is an impossible task to ask of other posters, but it is the solution you seek. If it was ONLY him posting in here, it would go away. I know it is difficult to NOT click on the thread and read his garbage and respond, but bashing him feeds his need to post.



Unrelated, I fully expected to see a 10/10 review for Twilight, but in an epic turn around troll, he bashed the movie and THEN he claimed everyone on the board was defending it. Great work. Did not see that troll coming. You guys got the bounce it off the other guys head basketball moved, juked, spin moved, freaking mega trolled.





You know what, please keep feeding him, it is actually kind of funny to see you guys get worked up and defend your superior points against someone who clearly does not care and posts what he wants. TulaneLSU = the hhoney badger of the M/TV board.
Posted by Archie Bengal Bunker
Member since Jun 2008
15520 posts
Posted on 12/13/11 at 9:52 am to
The Mormon bit was a nice touch too. It seems most of your dedicated readers decided to respond to that part.
Posted by etm512
Mandeville, LA
Member since Aug 2005
20772 posts
Posted on 12/13/11 at 9:54 am to
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Wouldn't they make BYU #1?


That would be way too obvious and would expose their subliminal Mormon mind warping messages.

Or something like that
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 12/13/11 at 9:56 am to
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Informed, intelligent discussion is always welcomed. I will not always be here, so I hope someone takes my place with a similar thread.

What do you mean by change the thread title?



So if I do a review and you allow it in this thread, could you change the title to just 2011 movie review thread?

Or is the TulaneLSU kind of like a sponsorship, like Sysco Foods Presents...
Posted by TulaneLSU
Member since Aug 2003
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 12/13/11 at 9:57 am to
You're free to post reviews in this thread, but the name is a bit like a sponsorship. What I was hoping from you is a similar thread of your own. The Pectus 2011 movie review thread. I would read it.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
109908 posts
Posted on 12/13/11 at 9:59 am to
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STOP feeding the troll, and the troll goes away. I know this is an impossible task to ask of other posters, but it is the solution you seek. If it was ONLY him posting in here, it would go away. I know it is difficult to NOT click on the thread and read his garbage and respond, but bashing him feeds his need to post.



I don't feed Tulane much and mostly ignore him, but I could tell this was a pile up, so I had to join in.
Posted by Pectus
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Member since Apr 2010
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Posted on 12/13/11 at 10:00 am to
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You're free to post reviews in this thread, but the name is a bit like a sponsorship. What I was hoping from you is a similar thread of your own. The Pectus 2011 movie review thread. I would read it.



I don't think that will fly. You see, we're like a community here, all our outputs benefit each other. Sharing is our lifeblood. Call it communism, but it is what it is.

How about if I was a "guest" reviewer?



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but I could tell this was a pile up, so I had to join in.



This is what would happen with Dan. There'd be a breaking point then we'd all jump in a thread and unleash but do it in a growing him kind of way like: "But what did YOU like about the film?" That sounds really funny but it really happened!
This post was edited on 12/13/11 at 10:03 am
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47905 posts
Posted on 12/13/11 at 10:02 am to
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Sharing is our lifeblood.


Pectus is the 99%

Occupy the Movie Board!
Posted by TulaneLSU
Member since Aug 2003
Member since Dec 2007
13298 posts
Posted on 12/13/11 at 10:06 am to
I agree with your points, but your conclusion that a thread like this doesn't allow for sharing doesn't follow.

We are on The Arts Board to share our thoughts. As part of The Arts Board, the TulaneLSU movie reviews thread warmly welcomes all thoughts others have about the reviews in the thread. Why not start your own thread for your reviews? There would be great sharing there, probably even more than here, because I have offended the Twilight, Drive, and Pottertards, and am a bit of a pariah as a result. The Pectus movie review thread would be a staple of the board for years to come.
Posted by constant cough
Lafayette
Member since Jun 2007
44788 posts
Posted on 12/13/11 at 10:06 am to
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I don't think that will fly. You see, we're like a community here, all our outputs benefit each other. Sharing is our lifeblood. Call it communism, but it is what it is.



I don't have a problem with you starting your own review thread. Though I do like your idea of having a review thread for the board.

Maybe say for instance each week(or day however you want to work it) a different person writes a review for the thread, a rotating review thread.

I'd be willing to contribute to it.
Posted by Archie Bengal Bunker
Member since Jun 2008
15520 posts
Posted on 12/13/11 at 10:08 am to
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This is what would happen with Dan. There'd be a breaking point then we'd all jump in a thread and unleash but do it in a growing him kind of way like: "But what did YOU like about the film?" That sounds really funny but it really happened!


Ah, the bully mentality. RIP Dan.


I honestly just can't believe how everyone keeps reading his reviews. You know it is going to be hot garbage, but you read it anyway and respond. But, he did put a spin on it with the Twilight review. Trashed a horrible movie, then claimed you guys were defending it (don't know if you were). And he managed to inject some religion which always lures posters in.

It was the same with Armond White, always hot garbage, but always had a thread about his review started.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
109908 posts
Posted on 12/13/11 at 10:11 am to
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It was the same with Armond White, always hot garbage, but always had a thread about his review started.



I have not looked at one of Armond's posts in years, so yeah I should stop reading our resident Armond, TulaneLSU.
Posted by etm512
Mandeville, LA
Member since Aug 2005
20772 posts
Posted on 12/13/11 at 10:13 am to
I really dont care if this thread goes 1000 pages. He seems to not be involved in most of the threads I care about so his retarded drivel/trolling is kept in a nice confined space
Posted by alajones
Huntsvegas
Member since Oct 2005
34531 posts
Posted on 12/13/11 at 10:14 am to
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I just replied to your Faster thread but it must be locked cause it didn't get bumped to the top.
Well thank you. I guess I'll repost it here then. Since this thread is much more worthy.
This post was edited on 12/13/11 at 10:14 am
Posted by TulaneLSU
Member since Aug 2003
Member since Dec 2007
13298 posts
Posted on 12/13/11 at 10:14 am to
The problem with your entire argument is the thrust of the argument rests on the premise that posters here have "superior points" that, I presume, rebut my reviews. The only poster who has ever engaged me in any sort of intellectual discourse about one of my reviews has been Leauxgan, one of a very few posters here who has or is willing to add something of value. The rest of the responses have been childish insults that make no points about the movie or review. If the posters here watched the movie and took the time and effort to review the movies, they would have a leg on which to stand, but as it stands now, the vast majority of responders are, in the words of modern internet lingo, haters, hating what they don't understand or envy.
This post was edited on 12/13/11 at 10:17 am
Posted by alajones
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Member since Oct 2005
34531 posts
Posted on 12/13/11 at 10:16 am to
alajones review of Faster. Some spoilers lie ahead



I caught this movie 20 minutes in and it intrigued me so much I had to start it over on the In Demand channel. Honestly, this movie was pretty cool. It had some cool car chase scenes. The Rock was in full awesome mode. I really liked the story and loved the B story of the wealthy hit man. Who really became my favorite character and I was really hoping he wouldn’t die. I thought the story was good and with a little better writing could have been right up there with 2 Days in the Valley or The Way of the Gun. I really didn’t expect much because of the über lame title, but I was pleasantly surprised and enjoyed my 1 ½ hours of The Rock driving awesome cars really fast and killing people.

Speaking of killing people, I totally get his motivation, but couldn’t he have waited until they were not at work or in a public place? And Billy Bob? Duh. That’s why we double tap. As soon as he shot Rock in the head I said “metal plate”.


This post was edited on 12/13/11 at 10:16 am
Posted by Archie Bengal Bunker
Member since Jun 2008
15520 posts
Posted on 12/13/11 at 10:17 am to
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I have not looked at one of Armond's posts in years, so yeah I should stop reading our resident Armond, TulaneLSU.


Yea, I never understood it. OMG!!! Armond White said the exact opposite of what any normally functioning human would say about this all time great movie or this all time terrible movie!!!!?!?!?! Yea, that is his schtick. I guess people are predisposed somehow to be suckers for that stuff. See: Skip Bayless threads on the MSB


Normally this thread is easy to avoid because it says "TulaneLSU's 2011 movie review thread" in the title. But, I came in here today to see how he praised Twilight and how he said it was better than Harry Potter. Much to my surprise, he didn't.... but, he still trolled everyone. Ok, I'm outta here again.
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 12/13/11 at 10:17 am to
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I have not looked at one of Armond's posts in years, so yeah I should stop reading our resident Armond, TulaneLSU.



I'd rather read a review than defend the manliness Tintin and his fans against a troll again.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
109908 posts
Posted on 12/13/11 at 10:19 am to
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I'd rather read a review than defend the manliness Tintin and his fans against a troll again.



Honestly not a big fan of Tintin, but thought the film was great. Definite must see during the holidays.
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