TBS right now - Blades of Glory: I should feel guilty but I don't

This is one of the funniest phone conversations in movie history:

Okay. "Yo. It's the Mac attack.
What up?"


Yo. Hi. It's the Mac attack. What up?


Okay. Say, "Oh, my, you're just
catching me getting out of the shower."


- Sell yourself.
- Will you be quiet?


You know, you just caught me
getting out of the shower.


- She just got out of the shower.
- Oh, me likey.


- I have to call her back. This is so rude.
- No! Are you insane?


- She's gonna hear you.
- Get back on the phone. Say, "Shower?


"I gotta get me one of those
'cause I just got back from the gym


"doing my squat thrusts."


I gotta...
Yeah, shower. I need one of those


'cause I just got back from the gym
doing my squat thrusts.


"Squat thrusts must be hard, real hard."


Squat thrusts are hard.


- "Real hard."
- Real hard.


"They're hard, all right. But it's worth it
to get a sweet burn deep in your thigh."


It's worth it to get a deep burn
in my sweet thighs.


"You know
how you can soothe a nasty burn?


"Pour some sweet cream on it."


Do you know
what you can do for a burn?


Pour sweet cream on it.


Oh, my God, you've bagged a wild lynx.


Okay, say, "Sounds to me like
your cream needs to be whipped",


and then go...


I was wondering if you wanted
to get a snow cone sometime?


What?


Yeah. I would like to get a snow cone.


I haven't had a snow cone
in a couple of years, actually.


No, you have to be sexy.


Say you want a snow boner.
Snow boner.


8:00 tonight. That sounds great.


It will
"get me time to get my jugs waxed."


Okay. Well, I'll see you.


What happened? What's the word?


8:00 tonight. We did it!


Oh, my God!

who ever invented rope is a real a hole

Watching it today.


Just realized the reporter who interviews Stranz and Fairchild when they sign up for Nationals is Flo from Progressive.