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Syfy movies???
Posted on 9/6/13 at 9:56 am
Posted on 9/6/13 at 9:56 am
Since its so easy to do this
I want to create syfy movie, whose in. First movie huge beaver vs. super squirrels. The huge beaver escaped from a government lab in pineville and Is damming up the Mississippi River flooding northern La and ole miss. Instead of taking military action against the huge beaver scientists create (3) 10 foot super squirrels to fight the huge beaver. Stars that i want to play roles in movie are Linsey Lohan, Ted nugent, the rapper dmx (cast as the president), old Greg, and Toni Braxton. There will be lame jokes about the huge beaver, and Linsey Lohan.
I want to create syfy movie, whose in. First movie huge beaver vs. super squirrels. The huge beaver escaped from a government lab in pineville and Is damming up the Mississippi River flooding northern La and ole miss. Instead of taking military action against the huge beaver scientists create (3) 10 foot super squirrels to fight the huge beaver. Stars that i want to play roles in movie are Linsey Lohan, Ted nugent, the rapper dmx (cast as the president), old Greg, and Toni Braxton. There will be lame jokes about the huge beaver, and Linsey Lohan.
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Posted on 9/6/13 at 9:57 am to tigerjunior
Posted on 9/6/13 at 9:59 am to tigerjunior
Sounds like a winner. Have you made a kickstarter yet?
Posted on 9/6/13 at 10:07 am to tigerjunior
That's intense, bro 
Posted on 9/6/13 at 10:13 am to tigerjunior
I'd watch that
Posted on 9/6/13 at 10:20 am to tigerjunior
Posted on 9/6/13 at 10:21 am to tigerjunior
Can these super squirrels wield chainsaws? No super squirrel is complete without opposable thumbs.
Twist to the story:
Lindsey Lohan turns out to be the mother of the super squirrels. At the end of the movie, a crying Lohan has to put her babies down because they caught super rabies from the super beaver.
Twist to the story:
Lindsey Lohan turns out to be the mother of the super squirrels. At the end of the movie, a crying Lohan has to put her babies down because they caught super rabies from the super beaver.
Posted on 9/6/13 at 10:26 am to tigerjunior
You should pitch that. I honestly can't see why that couldn't get made by Syfy.
Posted on 9/6/13 at 10:33 am to tigerjunior
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old Greg
Maybe he could ask Lohan "Do you want to go to a club where people wee on each other?"
Posted on 9/6/13 at 10:39 am to tigerjunior
quote:
I want to create syfy movie, whose in. First movie huge beaver vs. super squirrels. The huge beaver escaped from a government lab in pineville and Is damming up the Mississippi River flooding northern La and ole miss. Instead of taking military action against the huge beaver scientists create (3) 10 foot super squirrels to fight the huge beaver. Stars that i want to play roles in movie are Linsey Lohan, Ted nugent, the rapper dmx (cast as the president), old Greg, and Toni Braxton. There will be lame jokes about the huge beaver, and Linsey Lohan.
Best idea i've seen in a while
Posted on 9/6/13 at 10:42 am to gjackx
There's gotta be one very uncomfortable scene where he's making some poor man who's trying to kill the beaver for himself come over to his abode and drink bailey's from a shoe
Posted on 9/6/13 at 10:58 am to The Calvin
Yes, all great ideas. Somehow I will get in touch with syfy. 
Every poster in this thread will be mention in the credits if it gets made.
Every poster in this thread will be mention in the credits if it gets made.
Posted on 9/6/13 at 10:59 am to tigerjunior
Not bad. But I think for today's discriminating viewer, you need a scary animal combined with a scary weather event.
Something like: Blizzard-wolves. Or Lions from the Scirocco.
Something like: Blizzard-wolves. Or Lions from the Scirocco.
Posted on 9/6/13 at 11:03 am to tigerjunior
But will there be a chainsaw? Perhaps a machete?
And there needs to be a cheesy quippy replay from our hero. Something like "Furry friends my arse."
And there needs to be a cheesy quippy replay from our hero. Something like "Furry friends my arse."
This post was edited on 9/6/13 at 11:05 am
Posted on 9/6/13 at 11:08 am to elprez00
Chainsaws are in, just gotta figure out how to work them in.
Posted on 9/6/13 at 11:15 am to tigerjunior
Sounds much better than half the shite Hollywood is putting out these days.
Posted on 9/6/13 at 11:19 am to tigerjunior
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Chainsaws are in, just gotta figure out how to work them in.
Ted Nugent, in the end, kills the huge beaver with a chainsaw. Then takes a bite, saying "Yummmm.... nothing tastes better than beaver in the morning, right Lindsey?"
This post was edited on 9/6/13 at 11:20 am
Posted on 9/6/13 at 11:31 am to SSpaniel
Classic Ted!!!!
Posted on 9/6/13 at 11:39 am to tigerjunior
Oh man. I have the opening scene playing in my head right now. It's a rainy night on the Mississippi, and an old paddle boat is working his way down her. There can be some kind of party going on in the boat. An old boat captain is at the helm sipping on a tumbler filled with whiskey. We hear the sound of the beaver beating his tale on the water.
The boat crashes into the beaver's damn. People investigate. There can be some witty dialogue that I'm not thinking about right now. Then the beaver attacks quickly destroying the boat. End scene.
The boat crashes into the beaver's damn. People investigate. There can be some witty dialogue that I'm not thinking about right now. Then the beaver attacks quickly destroying the boat. End scene.
Posted on 9/6/13 at 12:07 pm to Peazey
There needs to be a scene where somebody closely inspects the dam and says, "those aren't logs.... Those are human bodies!"
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