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Post your favorite lines or quotes from the movie "Fletch."
Posted on 11/12/10 at 1:26 pm
Posted on 11/12/10 at 1:26 pm
This movie is one the classics for one liners and quotes. Post your favorite.
Pathologist: Ever seen a spleen that large?
Fletch: No, not since breakfast.
Pathologist: Ever seen a spleen that large?
Fletch: No, not since breakfast.
This post was edited on 11/12/10 at 1:26 pm
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Posted on 11/12/10 at 1:31 pm to Muahahaha
"...and you'll need a pair of rubber gloves. You own rubber gloves, don't you?"
Fletch: "I rent them. I have a lease with an option to buy."
Fletch: "I rent them. I have a lease with an option to buy."
Posted on 11/12/10 at 1:33 pm to Muahahaha
quote:
Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a water buffalo.
quote:
Fletch: You fellas wanna read me my rights?
Detective: You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to have your face kicked in by me. You have the right to have your balls stomped by him.
Fletch: I'll waive my rights.
quote:
Fletch: I saw Alan this morning and you know what I can't figure out?
Mrs. Stanwyck: Alan's in Utah.
Fletch: I... can't figure out what I was doing in Utah this morning.
Posted on 11/12/10 at 1:40 pm to ThePenIsMightier
Moon riiivverrr
Posted on 11/12/10 at 1:44 pm to Muahahaha
I'm Freida's boss
Who's Frida?
My Secretary
Can't you see fellas its simple, its all ball bearings now a days
Woa Doc you using the whole fist? Moonriver
What kind of name is Poon anyway?
Its Comanceh Indian
Who's Frida?
My Secretary
Can't you see fellas its simple, its all ball bearings now a days
Woa Doc you using the whole fist? Moonriver
What kind of name is Poon anyway?
Its Comanceh Indian
Posted on 11/12/10 at 2:04 pm to Chip the Meat
My favorite movie of all time (in addition to objectively being the best movie ever made). Currently my favorite "line" is when he burns himself due to ignorance of the location of the airplane's engine:
Come on, guys, it's so simple...maybe you need a refresher course..HAYAAAHHHAHYYYAYY.
I think I can recite the entire movie.
Come on, guys, it's so simple...maybe you need a refresher course..HAYAAAHHHAHYYYAYY.
I think I can recite the entire movie.
Posted on 11/12/10 at 2:07 pm to Tiger JJ
i like the part where he leaves his black parents and then goes to work at a gas station. He never really knows what is going on. then he gets rich.
Posted on 11/12/10 at 2:10 pm to Tiger JJ
There is a tremndous build up of gunk on these windows
I'll have a steak sandwich and....a steak sandwich
I'll have a steak sandwich and....a steak sandwich
Posted on 11/12/10 at 2:12 pm to Chip the Meat
Well, I can't have my wages garnasheeed.
Posted on 11/12/10 at 2:12 pm to melissarolltide
quote:
i like the part where he leaves his black parents and then goes to work at a gas station. He never really knows what is going on. then he gets rich.
this FTW!
Posted on 11/12/10 at 2:15 pm to Chip the Meat
Put it on the underhill's bill.
Posted on 11/12/10 at 2:20 pm to Muahahaha
Ball bearings!
The steak sandwich line is classic. So is fridas boss. Love fletch. Watch it everytime I can
The steak sandwich line is classic. So is fridas boss. Love fletch. Watch it everytime I can
Posted on 11/12/10 at 2:23 pm to Roach
One of my all time favorite movies too.
When speaking to wife's attorney "keep $10 for yourself and go get yourself a nice piece of arse"
The whole scene after the car chase when he end up at the "Fred Dorfman" Dinner.
"We're here to honor Fred the Dorf Dorfman...Hats off to his wife Marge...no more alcohol and seditives in her life"
When speaking to wife's attorney "keep $10 for yourself and go get yourself a nice piece of arse"
The whole scene after the car chase when he end up at the "Fred Dorfman" Dinner.
"We're here to honor Fred the Dorf Dorfman...Hats off to his wife Marge...no more alcohol and seditives in her life"
Posted on 11/12/10 at 2:53 pm to SDTiger15
Paraphrasing here...
Fletch: I'm John. I went to school with your husband.
Gail Stanwyck: John who?
Fletch: John Coc...tos...tin...genson....
Gail: Well, Mr. Coctostingen... That's a beautiful name.
Fletch: It's Scotch/Romanian.
Gail: Odd combination.
Fletch: So were my parents.
AND
Fletch singing/mumbling to himself:
Strangers in the night...exchanging clothing.
Strangers in my pants...where are they going...
Fletch: I'm John. I went to school with your husband.
Gail Stanwyck: John who?
Fletch: John Coc...tos...tin...genson....
Gail: Well, Mr. Coctostingen... That's a beautiful name.
Fletch: It's Scotch/Romanian.
Gail: Odd combination.
Fletch: So were my parents.
AND
Fletch singing/mumbling to himself:
Strangers in the night...exchanging clothing.
Strangers in my pants...where are they going...
Posted on 11/12/10 at 2:58 pm to yurintroubl
Teenager: Are you a cop?
Fletch: As far as you know.
Teenager: Are you gonna take me to jail for car theft?
Fletch: Why? Did you steal the car?
Teenager: I sure did.
Fletch: Well, I'm not even sure that's a crime anymore. There've been a lot of changes in the law.
Fletch: As far as you know.
Teenager: Are you gonna take me to jail for car theft?
Fletch: Why? Did you steal the car?
Teenager: I sure did.
Fletch: Well, I'm not even sure that's a crime anymore. There've been a lot of changes in the law.
Posted on 11/12/10 at 2:59 pm to kgriff
quote:
Teenager:
Obscure fact: that kid is Jim-Bob from the Waltons.
Posted on 11/12/10 at 3:04 pm to Tiger JJ
Gail Stanwyck: What are you doing here?
Fletch: I ordered some lunch.
Gail Stanwyck: You ordered it here?
Fletch: Well, I knew this is where my mouth would be
Fletch: I ordered some lunch.
Gail Stanwyck: You ordered it here?
Fletch: Well, I knew this is where my mouth would be
Posted on 11/12/10 at 3:04 pm to Tiger JJ
My all-time favorite exchange in the movie. 
Dr. Joseph Dolan: So where do you know Alan from?
Fletch: We play tennis at the club.
Dr. Joseph Dolan: Really? California Racquet Club?
Fletch: Right.
Dr. Joseph Dolan: That's my club too. I don't remember seeing you there.
Fletch: Well, I haven't been playing in a while because of these kidney pains.
Dr. Joseph Dolan: Right. Now, how long have you had these pains, Mr. Barber?
Fletch: No, that's "Babar".
Dr. Joseph Dolan: Two B's?
Fletch: One B. B-A-B-A-R.
Dr. Joseph Dolan: That's two.
Fletch: Yeah, but not right next to each other. I thought that's what you meant.
Dr. Joseph Dolan: Arnold Babar. Isn't there a children's book about an elephant named Babar?
Fletch: I don't know. I don't have any.
Dr. Joseph Dolan: No children?
Fletch: No elephant books.
Dr. Joseph Dolan: So where do you know Alan from?
Fletch: We play tennis at the club.
Dr. Joseph Dolan: Really? California Racquet Club?
Fletch: Right.
Dr. Joseph Dolan: That's my club too. I don't remember seeing you there.
Fletch: Well, I haven't been playing in a while because of these kidney pains.
Dr. Joseph Dolan: Right. Now, how long have you had these pains, Mr. Barber?
Fletch: No, that's "Babar".
Dr. Joseph Dolan: Two B's?
Fletch: One B. B-A-B-A-R.
Dr. Joseph Dolan: That's two.
Fletch: Yeah, but not right next to each other. I thought that's what you meant.
Dr. Joseph Dolan: Arnold Babar. Isn't there a children's book about an elephant named Babar?
Fletch: I don't know. I don't have any.
Dr. Joseph Dolan: No children?
Fletch: No elephant books.
Posted on 11/12/10 at 3:23 pm to ThePenIsMightier
quote:
Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a water buffalo.
I actually used this at my hotel in Gainesville. A girl was running from the pool through the parking lot with her towel around her.
Didn't work
Posted on 11/12/10 at 3:49 pm to melissarolltide
quote:
i like the part where he leaves his black parents and then goes to work at a gas station. He never really knows what is going on. then he gets rich.
WTF
back on topic
Hey! I think our problems may just be solved. Ed McMahon. Think I just won a million bucks. Yeah, Irwin M. Fletcher you choose. Woo-wee! Oh, boy, I lost. Yeah. Sorry.
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