re: Post a seemingly stupid quote or scene that always makes you laugh

I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes.


The negroes took our dates!

OutCold flashback scene...

When he is riding the two seater bike by himself on the back I lose it everytime.

Robin Hood Men in Tights:

"Hey Blinken."


"Did you just say 'Abe Lincoln'"?




also anything Johnny says in the Airplane movies.

Rat Race

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Parker Posey grilling one chicken wing in Waiting for Guffman. Not sure why that cracks me up, but it always gets me when I see that lone chicken wing on the grill.

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This monologue absolutely kills me every time:

I been workin' here at the D.Q. for about, um... eight months? Seven? I don't know, somethin' like that, it's fun. Just do the cones... make sundaes, make Blizzards, 'n... put stuff on 'em, 'n... see a lot of people come in, a lot of people come to the D.Q... burgers... ice cream... anything, you know? Cokes... just drive in and get a Coke, if you're thirsty.

Of course David Cross's scene. In fact that might be my final answer:
I've been coming to this circle for about five years, and measuring it. The diameter and the circumference are constantly changing, but the radius stays the same. Which brings me to the number 5. There are five letters in the word Blaine. Now, if you mix up the letters in the word Blaine, mix 'em around, eventually, you'll come up with Nebali. Nebali. The name of a planet in a galaxy way, way, way... way far away. And another thing. Once you go into that circle, the weather never changes. It is always 67 degrees with a 40% chance of rain.


Also, basically anything in the movie. This thread was tailor made for Christopher guest movies and Leslie Nealson movies.

f@@k you, F@@k you, your cool, F@@K you, I'm out!