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Not Another Teen Movie is a classic

Posted on 4/13/19 at 11:38 pm
Posted by Sun God
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Posted on 4/13/19 at 11:38 pm
Randy Quaid playing an alcoholic Vietnam vet father responding to “don’t want you drinking and driving” - “Oh, I’ll be driving”

Janey being surprised by hunk jake wyler when he enters her house while she is painting a very simple picture - “There’s a big hole in the side of your house”

Jake Wyler hilariously serenading (the humor lies in the way this could be misconstrued) janey Briggs with a classic Aerosmith song - “Janey Briggs got a gun”

I also consider it a captain America prequel (captain America is a comic character played by Chris Evans who also plays the aforementioned jake wyler)
This post was edited on 4/13/19 at 11:48 pm
Posted by Froman
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Posted on 4/13/19 at 11:41 pm to
Those quotes aren’t very funny with no context, but I agree that it is a hilarious movie.
Posted by saintsfan92612
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Posted on 4/13/19 at 11:47 pm to
Posted by Sun God
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Posted on 4/13/19 at 11:48 pm to
Fixed it
Posted by Sun God
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Posted on 4/13/19 at 11:49 pm to


This is the mid credits scene from endgame
This post was edited on 4/13/19 at 11:50 pm
Posted by InwardJim
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Posted on 4/13/19 at 11:50 pm to
Underrated part. Subtle parts like that makethe movie. Also JANIES GOT A GUN!
Posted by Lawyered
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Posted on 4/14/19 at 12:00 am to
The vibrator scene with the dad coming in with the cake gets me every time
Posted by mizzoubuckeyeiowa
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Posted on 4/14/19 at 12:01 am to
quote:

Randy Quaid playing an alcoholic Vietnam vet father responding to “don’t want you drinking and driving” - “Oh, I’ll be driving”


A lot of people don't know his character was parodying himself from the 80's Teen movie "The Wild Life" written by Cameron Crowe.

The kid from Weird Science hangs out with Randy Quaid in that movie who is a Vietnam Vet.
Posted by Sun God
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Posted on 4/14/19 at 12:13 am to
The chick who played Janey is a smoke show. Also has peak Jaime pressley and Lacey chabert
Posted by biglego
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Posted on 4/14/19 at 12:30 am to
Incredibly under appreciated movie
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
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Posted on 4/14/19 at 12:46 am to
Chyler Leigh disappeared from the face of the earth for almost 10 years until she showed up on Grey's Anatomy and Supergirl.
Posted by DJ3K
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Posted on 4/14/19 at 1:08 am to
Is she not the hot chick from silicon valley
Posted by JustLivinTheDream
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Posted on 4/14/19 at 3:08 am to
Janey: [talking about her dead mom] I remember it like it was yesterday, Christmas 1989, Dad had just gotten fired from the Zippo factory, Mom was still pulling in tricks to make ends meet, Daniel Day Lewis won an Oscar for "My Left Foot", and all I wanted was one of those little Betsy Wetsy dolls.

Jake: I remember those. Push her belly and she'd piss all over herself.

Janey: She said she was going out to get my Dad a bottle of gin, but, I knew she was going to get me that present. It was raining really hard that night, the roads were... slippery.

Jake: Janey... a car accident.

Janey: No. Cancer.

Posted by TrapperJohn
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Posted on 4/14/19 at 5:41 am to
The random scene with the Risky Business parody is hilarious. “Don’t forget to take your brother to practice “.
“Yeaaaah, I’ll be way to high to do any of that”.
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur
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Posted on 4/14/19 at 8:17 am to
Let’s find you a prom queen Mr. Let’s Find Me a Prom Queen
Posted by SlowFlowPro
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Posted on 4/14/19 at 8:21 am to
it's possibly the best parody/spoof movie ever and certainly the #1 (by far) for my generation

i still remember rending the DVD and having my friend come watch it. my brother was there, too (literally the only time that ever happened). we had no expectations, maybe a movie on the level of scary movie (which was OK but not great by any means). we were all blown the frick away

instant classic. just an amazing movie
Posted by Stiles
Member since Sep 2017
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Posted on 4/14/19 at 8:28 am to
The tits on the foreign exchange student were some of the best my younger self had ever seen. And spanked to.

"My breasts are perky, yessssss?"
Posted by Zap Rowsdower
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Posted on 4/14/19 at 8:58 am to
quote:

Let’s find you a prom queen Mr. Let’s Find Me a Prom Queen


Jake : What about her?
[indicating hunchback girl walking by]
Austin : So baby's got a little back. Hunch, that is. Naah, way too easy.
Jake : OK.
[indicates hippy albino girl playing guitar]
Albino Folk Singer : [singing] I have no pigment...
Austin : Any girl with a guitar is hot.
Albino Folk Singer : [continues singing] I need sunscreen...
Austin : Granted, she's a hippy albino. She could still be prom queen.
Jake : OK, uh, what about the Fratelli sisters?
[indicates awkward Siamese twins conjoined at the head]
Austin : So they're slightly disfigured and connected at the head. But combined, those two make up one pretty decent chick.
Reggie Ray : Yeah, I'd do 'em.
Austin : I know you would, Reggie Ray. But no, I'm looking for somebody who's really messed up. I'm talking about a real shitbomb.
[Janie Briggs walks by]
Austin : Well, bombs away!
Jake : No, no, no, no, anyone but her! Not... Janie Briggs! Guys, she's got glasses and a ponytail! Aw, look at that, she's got paint on her overalls, what is that? Guys, there's no way she could be prom queen!
Malik : Damn! That shite's whack!

Probably my favorite exchange from a movie full of classic moments


Posted by Lawyered
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Posted on 4/14/19 at 9:31 am to
Posted by TeddyPadillac
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Posted on 4/14/19 at 9:37 am to
It is one of my favorite movies in general.
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