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My wife and I have taken up the hobby of watching bad Christmas movies

Posted on 11/24/14 at 10:20 am
Posted by JumpingTheShark
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Posted on 11/24/14 at 10:20 am
And I love it.

So far this week we have watched Jack Frost and Desperately Seeking Santa (ABC Family originals are great for our criteria). We rate them 5 stars on Netflix on purpose so that Netflix will suggest more piles of goat shite. FTR I don't hate the movie Jack Frost, saw it as a kid with my dad and I don't mind it, but on paper it's pretty bad.

What are some good shitty Christmas movies we should try out? Netflix has some that are virtually unwatchable (i.e. Small Town Santa, low budget and bad but not enjoyable like the ones above), but we want some that are more well known.
Posted by lsufan9193969700
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Posted on 11/24/14 at 10:21 am to
What's the name of the film where Goldberg plays a vindictive Santa?
Posted by JumpingTheShark
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Posted on 11/24/14 at 10:22 am to
I don't know but I like where your head is at
Posted by gringeaux
DFW
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Posted on 11/24/14 at 10:31 am to
LINK

Worst Christmas movie ever!!
Posted by kingbob
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Posted on 11/24/14 at 10:31 am to
They had a really bad one last year that was set in Acadiana and had a creepy, toy-maker, pedophile as Santa Clause. I think he literally abducted the little kid for like an entire day at a time and no one said anything. The single mother was originally from Acadiana but had been living a stress-filled, high-power career, life in New York city, but came down to visit her mama for the holidays.

There were gators, small town cops, a fais do do, and lots of other generically bad Louisiana cliches. I can't recommend it enough for that genre.
Posted by J Murdah
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Posted on 11/24/14 at 10:33 am to
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What are some good shitty Christmas movies we should try out?
Die Hard
Posted by ipodking
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Posted on 11/24/14 at 10:41 am to
quote:

What's the name of the film where Goldberg plays a vindictive Santa?


Posted by Thurber
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Posted on 11/24/14 at 10:45 am to
Is that real?
Posted by wildtigercat93
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Posted on 11/24/14 at 10:50 am to
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is that real?


its still real to me dammit
Posted by Thurber
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Posted on 11/24/14 at 10:53 am to
Posted by Dorothy
Munchkinland
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Posted on 11/24/14 at 10:55 am to
Anything on the Hallmark Channel.
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
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Posted on 11/24/14 at 10:57 am to
Would be scarier with whoopi Goldberg
Posted by BunkieWrench
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Posted on 11/24/14 at 11:02 am to
The Night They Saved Christmas

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The film is about an oil company dynamiting in the North Pole in search of an oil field, unaware that they are endangering Santa Claus.
Posted by ipodking
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Posted on 11/24/14 at 11:03 am to
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Would be scarier with whoopi Goldberg


Posted by biglego
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Posted on 11/24/14 at 11:06 am to
Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
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Posted on 11/24/14 at 11:39 am to
Oh yeah I have seen that one on Netflix, but I never even noticed it was Bill Goldberg
Posted by tom
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Posted on 11/24/14 at 11:47 am to
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians is a classic bad Christmas movie
Posted by Feral
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Posted on 11/24/14 at 11:50 am to
My wife and I do the same thing, but it's because she has horrible taste in movies.

Lifetime and Hallmark always churn out a ton of awful Christmas movies with terrible plots and atrocious acting.

There's one called Farewell, Mr. Kringle we watched last year and DVR'd again for this year. It has Christine Taylor (Dodgeball, etc) and is godawful.
Posted by Brosef Stalin
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Posted on 11/24/14 at 12:04 pm to
I've seen Santa's Slay and it was awesome.
Posted by MFn GIMP
Member since Feb 2011
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Posted on 11/24/14 at 12:16 pm to
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What's the name of the film where Goldberg plays a vindictive Santa?

Exactly what I opened the thread to post about. It's called Santa's Slay
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