re: Most Beautiful/Hottest Actress of All-Time TOURNAMENT Round of 32!!! pt. 2

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Im not worried about Alice eves shaved head

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I'm more worried about where else she shaves

I speculate that every woman in the Round of 32 are like this in bed...

Goddess

Kate Beckinsale - Just imagining sex with Kate makes me wonder why we have a contest
Famke Janssen - She makes you dress up like Wolverine and take her from behind

Jennifer Aniston - She will be shy at first but once you get to warming her up, she will explode into a character from Mad Maxx
Monica Belluci - Nothing wild or crazy about it, just slow and sensuous. You don't have sex with Belluci, you make love to it!

Elizabeth Hurley - Ask Hugh
Jennifer Connelly - Double sided dildo in the butt, nuff said

Minka Kelly - Derek Jeter's leftovers, I might just have to pass.
Grace Kelly - I imagine she would be in a long dress and sit on you while in a chair and ride into the sunset. Clothes on the whole time! #Classy


Vixen

Brigette Bardot - High as frick, while having sex. Just seems like drugs would be involved with this chick
Catherine Zeta Jones - Somehow I think she would make fun of your penis or tell it to go frick off. She just seems too good for any other dick than her own.

Diane Lane - Unfaithful, BOOM!
Alison Brie - The XMAS Song Plus, she would always work the teasing angle. She seems like she knows how to excite a dick

Evangeline Lilly - She is from Canada, once she gets going, there is no stopping. Sex 6-7 times a day
Ann Margaret - Ultimate MILF experience

Scarlett Johansson - Not Canadian but still have sex 6-7 times a day. And maybe some HJ's in the truck.
Jessica Biel - Better have fun having sex with her because she comes across as a crazy ex type of girl. Prob would follow you around doing whatever you wanted. Oh wait, thats a good thing!


Dame

Charlize Theron - Anything goes, no rules!
Jessica Alba - Looks good on paper but could end up shy and lite on the fun

Eva Mendes - With that arse, I am not sure too many men would make it past the pants coming off
Selma Hayek - BOOBS!!!!

Claudia Cardinale - Italian, older, mature, grabbing your junk in public type of chick
Sophia Loren - See above

Emmanuelle Chiriqui - I am still afraid I would break her bones
Marilyn Monroe - Just...AMAZING! Eskimo brothers with JFK


LLoF

Audrey Hepburn - Another bone breaker
Olivia Wilde - She was born to frick. She needs a T-shirt or something. Look at those "frick me" Eyes.

Mila Kunis - The coolest chick on this list and easily the most fun to have sex with. Probably a laugh or two while she talks dirty to you. #HOT
Raquel Welch - Not too exciting but you get to live the fantasy of all men born before 1960

Natalie Portman - I feel like I would learn something in this experience but not sexually, intellectually.
Alice Eve - I will always remember the scene where she tells the guy that once she trusts someone, anything goes. (Yes, she was acting but still...she can act in the bedroom too.)

Tiffani Amber Thiesson - Kelly Kapowski fantasy. No way any man has sex with her and doesn't ask to fulfill that one.
Kristen Bell - She is def hot and because of her size, SEX ANYWHERE!!!!


I hope I didn't ruin anything for you guys but I just had to voice my OPINION on how I imagined SEX with these ladies. Vote how you would like, but I always picture sex with a celebrity while voting how hot she is.

Fricking chit I missed pt 1. Dammit.

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Dame

1 Charlize Theron
9 Jessica Alba

5 Eva Mendes
4 Selma Hayek

6 Claudia Cardinale
3 Sophia Loren

10 Emmanuelle Chiriqui
2 Marilyn Monroe

LLoF

1 Audrey Hepburn
9 Olivia Wilde

5 Mila Kunis
4 Raquel Welch

11 Natalie Portman
14 Alice Eve

10 Tiffani Amber Thiessen
2 Kristen Bell

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Damn that was tough

1 Charlize Theron
9 Jessica Alba

5 Eva Mendes
4 Selma Hayek

6 Claudia Cardinale
3 Sophia Loren

10 Emmanuelle Chiriqui
2 Marilyn Monroe

LLoF

1 Audrey Hepburn
9 Olivia Wilde

5 Mila Kunis
4 Raquel Welch

11 Natalie Portman
14 Alice Eve

10 Tiffani Amber Thiessen
2 Kristen Bell

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10 Tiffani Amber Thiessen
2 Kristen Bell

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This was easily the toughest matchup for me. Both of these women are in my top ten. Bell has the best personality and is ridiculously hot but Theissen is exactly my type and the Tits + Kelly K fantasy lock it down.

There have been some upsets thus far, but the amount of votes that Bell gets over Thiessen is the first real shocker to me. Not that I wouldn't knock the shite out of Bell, but Thiessen has a better face AND much better body (mostly because she has some legit tits). And I know that it's a competition regarding their prime only, but Thiessen has aged remarkably well and, dare I say it, may look better now than she did in Saved By the Bell.

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There have been some upsets thus far, but the amount of votes that Bell gets over Thiessen is the first real shocker to me. Not that I wouldn't knock the shite out of Bell, but Thiessen has a better face AND much better body (mostly because she has some legit tits). And I know that it's a competition regarding their prime only, but Thiessen has aged remarkably well and, dare I say it, may look better now than she did in Saved By the Bell.

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:kige:

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There have been some upsets thus far

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Tell me about it.

i am still looking for Megan Fox

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Olivia Wilde - She was born to frick

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