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Posted on 4/15/22 at 1:51 pm to OWLFAN86
How does it ummm . . . How does it work?
I know not my liege.
Consult the Book of Armaments.
Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one:
"And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas. And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
Posted on 4/3/24 at 7:21 pm to Kafka
Hungarian lobby card for Holy Grail
Posted on 4/3/24 at 7:42 pm to WildManGoose
quote:
The original version of this sketch:
"Four Yorkshiremen" (1967)
From the TV series At Last The 1948 Show, w/Cleese, Chapman, & Marty Feldman
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