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Judi Dench and Skyfall. Spoilers

Posted on 3/20/13 at 2:48 pm
Posted by iwyLSUiwy
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Posted on 3/20/13 at 2:48 pm
Skyfall discussion


It's been a long time since I've hated a character as much as this. Similar to Juaquin Phoenix in Gladiator but I hate the actress too.. So you kill your best agent bc you made a ridiculously stupid call, then he shows back up and you're like "I hope you don't expect an apology." Really??? Then Bardem tells the "you had me tortured for six months while I protected you and my teeth and face rotted off" speech, again, you're a douche and don't care. Also, your best freaking agent is fighting the bad guy and has his hand on the chip but because GASP, he will go out of sight? JUST LIKE HE HAS DONE TWICE ALREADY. He's going under a bridge!

The gay insinuations piss me off. You're Bond, you have never had sex with a man.

You might as well have made a cut in the movie and put the joker in the jail sell, run that until Bond shows up Skyfall. Even have the let's kill both of us I don't care scene too. That was too obvious of a rip.

I really like this movie. Probably the best cinematography of an Bond ever. The fight scene in Shanghai was crazy beautiful. Then when the two fall into the frozen pond, and there is the red fire showing above them through the ice. Very legit. And best of all, Judi Dench does at the end.



Edited. Lots of editing.
This post was edited on 3/20/13 at 3:29 pm
Posted by craigbiggio
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Posted on 3/20/13 at 2:49 pm to
Posted by 9Fiddy
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Posted on 3/20/13 at 2:50 pm to
I've never seen someone's ADHD take over their bodies and make a post.
Posted by Zamoro10
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Posted on 3/20/13 at 2:51 pm to


This is M.

Whatever she is, she sucks. This hyper-macho cold persona to prove she's as tough as the boys is so freakin' old. It went out with G.I. Jane in the 90's.

James Bond franchise needs to ditch her and move on. We get the point - we don't need reminding women can be bitches.
Posted by iwyLSUiwy
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Member since Apr 2008
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Posted on 3/20/13 at 2:54 pm to
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James Bond franchise needs to ditch her and move on. We get the point - we don't need reminding women can be bitches.


Whelp... It's a good bond, go ahead and watch it
Posted by Murray
Member since Aug 2008
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Posted on 3/20/13 at 2:55 pm to
What is wrong with you man? Everytime, and I do mean everytime I see you post, I picture this guy behind the keyboard.



This post was edited on 3/20/13 at 2:58 pm
Posted by slinger1317
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Posted on 3/20/13 at 2:55 pm to
Spoiler alert like a motha fricka
Posted by Springfield XD
Member since Feb 2013
1782 posts
Posted on 3/20/13 at 2:55 pm to
The ghey thing was out of place and the ending was meh. I'll give them a pass on the Joker sequence because it was done so well.

They should have let Silva live. Bring him back for Craig's last movie as Bond.
Posted by constant cough
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Posted on 3/20/13 at 2:57 pm to
I didn't think it was as good as Casino Royale but better than the last Bond that I didn't see.
Posted by iwyLSUiwy
I'm your huckleberry
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Posted on 3/20/13 at 2:57 pm to
Wtf?

My post are typically not very serious. Like the op for instance.

Also, my picture is in my sig quote.

But, handicapped dude will work.


Edit: I'm just going to go ahead and Thread Title: Skyfall. Post: Bland paragraph from now on.
This post was edited on 3/20/13 at 3:02 pm
Posted by iwyLSUiwy
I'm your huckleberry
Member since Apr 2008
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Posted on 3/20/13 at 2:59 pm to
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Spoiler alert like a motha fricka


Right there in the thread title.
Posted by Murray
Member since Aug 2008
14418 posts
Posted on 3/20/13 at 3:00 pm to
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But, handicapped dude will work.


That's the hyper hypo skit from snl. I know you're not serious, but your post read like my 6 yr old would sound if he ate a 10 lb chocolate bunny.

Why you so hyper son?
Posted by dawgdayafternoon
Jacksonville, GA
Member since Jul 2011
21606 posts
Posted on 3/20/13 at 3:06 pm to
I enjoyed this movie a lot. I really don't care about the plot holes here and there or things that can be nitpicked. It's a James Bond film - it's not trying to be an arthouse masterpiece. It was fun for what it was and a good entry to the series.
Posted by DVA Tailgater
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Posted on 3/20/13 at 3:15 pm to
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2&3. The gay insinuations piss me off. You're Bond, you have never had sex with a man. Period. You walk into a shower with a chick you just met and she has no idea you're coming and you doing her. That's what Bond does. You bang mixed white/black girls or whatever she was, she was hot.



Bond was just fricking with him because that's what Bond does. Or, you can interpret it as him recalling LeChiffre having him tied to a bottomless chair, naked and admiring his body in Casino Royale...whatever it takes.

And he didn't bang Moneypenny. Bond and Moneypenny never, ever bang.
This post was edited on 3/20/13 at 3:16 pm
Posted by Breesus
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Posted on 3/20/13 at 3:18 pm to
quote:

What is wrong with you man? Everytime, and I do mean everytime I see you post, I picture this guy behind the keyboard.


Plus 1
Posted by alajones
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Member since Oct 2005
34469 posts
Posted on 3/20/13 at 3:21 pm to
Stream of consciousness is really your thing isn't it?

I was ready for that version of M to go as well.

I didn't really see all the Dark Knight similarites. Maybe when I watch it again.
Posted by iwyLSUiwy
I'm your huckleberry
Member since Apr 2008
34267 posts
Posted on 3/20/13 at 3:23 pm to
quote:

And he didn't bang Moneypenny. Bond and Moneypenny never, ever bang


You didn't interpret it that way? Guess I'm wrong that one.
Posted by iwyLSUiwy
I'm your huckleberry
Member since Apr 2008
34267 posts
Posted on 3/20/13 at 3:25 pm to
quote:

Plus 1


Good lord. The ego is taking a hit right now.

I'll check back later to see if there is any comments on the thread. My bad fellas.
Posted by LSUPERMAN
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2007
2478 posts
Posted on 3/20/13 at 3:26 pm to
quote:

You didn't interpret it that way? Guess I'm wrong that one


Me too. Thought they did it after she shaved him.
Posted by alajones
Huntsvegas
Member since Oct 2005
34469 posts
Posted on 3/20/13 at 3:28 pm to
I thought they banged.


Screw those guys. Keep the crazy coming.
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