You must be joking. There is no other conclusion.
Is she not well regarded for her acting abilities? I've never seen anything she's been in but she looks pretty intense in the clips I've seen from DZT and Mama. Didn't find her overly attractive as she was on Letterman last night but she looks like she could be one of my nieces or a young second cousin. I tend to be physically attracted to opposites. I prefer dark complected, dark haired women. I like the contrast.