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JAWS was basically the Rambo of the Sea. (Shark, not metal mouthed man)
Posted on 1/24/16 at 5:58 pm
Posted on 1/24/16 at 5:58 pm
I was thinking about it the other night and it hit me. Jaws wasn't the "bad guy". He was doing exactly what millions of years of evolution had programmed him to do.
Humans were the Invaders in his home. His tribe was being attacked and killed, and he was the lone warrior fighting to stop the aggressors.
Jaws was the damn hero in the movie. Outnumbered and outgunned, he fought against overwhelming odds and took out more his fair share of attackers. And he destroyed their boat! AND HE LIVED!
Probably one of the better action heroes out there with one of the best scores. Wrongly accused, painted as a villain by the authorities, jaws is basically the Rambo of the sea.
What do you think.
Humans were the Invaders in his home. His tribe was being attacked and killed, and he was the lone warrior fighting to stop the aggressors.
Jaws was the damn hero in the movie. Outnumbered and outgunned, he fought against overwhelming odds and took out more his fair share of attackers. And he destroyed their boat! AND HE LIVED!
Probably one of the better action heroes out there with one of the best scores. Wrongly accused, painted as a villain by the authorities, jaws is basically the Rambo of the sea.
What do you think.
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Posted on 1/24/16 at 6:03 pm to fr33manator
Congrats you are the first person to ever think of Jaws in this light.
Posted on 1/24/16 at 6:04 pm to fr33manator
U sound like the Liberals u usually bitch about. Lol
This post was edited on 1/24/16 at 6:04 pm
Posted on 1/24/16 at 6:04 pm to fr33manator
"I dont think thats funny, I dont think that's funny at all"
Posted on 1/24/16 at 6:06 pm to fr33manator
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AND HE LIVED!
Wtf??? Did you even watch the movie?
Posted on 1/24/16 at 6:09 pm to fr33manator
Yea, and? 
I think you need a new Netflix show to watch breh
I think you need a new Netflix show to watch breh
Posted on 1/24/16 at 6:09 pm to SDTiger15
quote:
Wtf??? Did you even watch the movie?
Dude came back in Jaws 2...
Meaning that he didn't die in Jaws
Posted on 1/24/16 at 6:12 pm to fr33manator
That was another shark. He literally blew up in the original.
For frick sake...
For frick sake...
Posted on 1/24/16 at 6:16 pm to fr33manator
quote:That was a different shark, dude.
Dude came back in Jaws 2...
Posted on 1/24/16 at 6:20 pm to SDTiger15
bullshite. The shark had a messed up face. From the explosion.
I know I'm not misremembering it.
ETA:
Well, this changes things. Apparently the burns came from being shot earlier in the film.
I guess 14 year old me doesn't have the best recollection and missed the opening scene of the movie.
I'm going with the "twin brother looking for revenge" angle now.
Yup. Second shark was Jaws's twin brother, who was also named Jaws.
Sharks aren't very inventive.
I know I'm not misremembering it.
ETA:
Well, this changes things. Apparently the burns came from being shot earlier in the film.
I guess 14 year old me doesn't have the best recollection and missed the opening scene of the movie.
I'm going with the "twin brother looking for revenge" angle now.
Yup. Second shark was Jaws's twin brother, who was also named Jaws.
Sharks aren't very inventive.
This post was edited on 1/24/16 at 6:25 pm
Posted on 1/24/16 at 6:24 pm to fr33manator
You are...thread blows root because OP doesn't even know the movie basis for his soap box
Posted on 1/24/16 at 6:27 pm to fr33manator
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"twin brother looking for revenge" angle now.
That was Part 4.
Posted on 1/24/16 at 6:30 pm to Master of Sinanju
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That was Part 4.
Wait, Jaws the 2nd ALSO had a twin brother who was also out for revenge?
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