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If anyone was looking for the worst movie ever with actors you've heard of...

Posted on 8/28/16 at 9:03 pm
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 8/28/16 at 9:03 pm
Might I suggest Andron. Alec Baldwin and Danny Glover are in it, and I feel like I can never trust my wife to make a red box judgment call ever again.

If anyone has a thing for movies so bad it shakes your love of cinema, this is the one for you.
Posted by SlimCharles140
Member since Dec 2011
1910 posts
Posted on 8/28/16 at 9:20 pm to

Gary Oldman plays a midget who adopted and raises Mathew McConaughey
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George
Member since Aug 2004
77980 posts
Posted on 8/28/16 at 9:22 pm to
Ishtar says hi.

This post was edited on 8/28/16 at 9:24 pm
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
63026 posts
Posted on 8/28/16 at 9:27 pm to
I haven't seen either of those, but just for perspective, Andron received 0% on rotten tomatoes.

Zero.
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
58074 posts
Posted on 8/28/16 at 9:30 pm to
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Gary Oldman plays a midget who adopted and raises Mathew McConaughey


Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
103084 posts
Posted on 8/28/16 at 9:36 pm to
Redbox? Sorry you are a poor.
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 8/28/16 at 9:37 pm to
Jupiter Ascending
Pluto Nash
A.I.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
63026 posts
Posted on 8/28/16 at 9:42 pm to
It's been a hard summer.
Posted by THRILLHO
Metry, LA
Member since Apr 2006
49517 posts
Posted on 8/28/16 at 10:03 pm to
Nymphomaniac Part 2.
Posted by theducks
Where The Blazers Play
Member since Aug 2013
13709 posts
Posted on 8/29/16 at 1:11 am to
quote:

I feel like I can never trust my wife to make a red box judgment call ever again.


It only took like two red box movies for me not to trust the GF. Actually she's not bad with redbox. Netflix though...
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown
Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Oct 2007
21966 posts
Posted on 8/29/16 at 1:26 am to
Crimson Peak
Posted by TIGERSTORM
parts unknown
Member since Feb 2009
4510 posts
Posted on 8/29/16 at 6:17 am to
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Gary Oldman plays a midget who adopted and raises Mathew McConaughey


No, they are brothers. It's a terrible movie.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89542 posts
Posted on 8/29/16 at 6:57 am to
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Ishtar


Should probably be the name of the category the OP is talking about.

Gigli is pretty horrific as well.
Posted by Tigris
Mexican Home
Member since Jul 2005
12358 posts
Posted on 8/29/16 at 7:24 am to
On Deadly Ground

Michael Caine
Billy Bob Thornton
R. Lee Ermey

Steven Seagal - a studio screwed up and gave him a bunch of money to make a movie. I don't think a studio has ever made that mistake again. It's just awesomely horrible.
Posted by RegisteredPharmacist
Member since Apr 2016
830 posts
Posted on 8/29/16 at 8:11 am to
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Gary Oldman plays a midget


so did they CGI Oldmans face onto a real midgets face ala Benjamin Button or did Oldman walk around on his knees ala Lieutenant Dan? How did they do this?
Posted by mizzoubuckeyeiowa
Member since Nov 2015
35517 posts
Posted on 8/29/16 at 11:32 am to


0% RT

"To put it bluntly, Loose Cannons is garbage." - TV Guide

"Comedy as a form of torture."
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
21156 posts
Posted on 8/29/16 at 11:35 am to
You need to watch the Tosh.0 dissection of Tiptoes.
Posted by Bankshot
Member since Jun 2006
5375 posts
Posted on 8/29/16 at 11:44 am to
I honestly have never heard of Tiptoes before now. It has a very recognizable main cast as well and was made 13 years ago. I will say though, as a child of the 80's, I remember Ishtar being considered the worst movie of that era. The late night comedians (Carson included) made fun of it for over a year solid.
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
59522 posts
Posted on 8/29/16 at 11:51 am to
quote:

Gary Oldman plays a midget who adopted and raises Mathew McConaughey


No, they are brothers. It's a terrible movie.

So I'm the only one who found it hilarious? In both good and bad sense.
Posted by EyeTwentyNole
Member since Mar 2015
4199 posts
Posted on 8/29/16 at 4:54 pm to


Justin Timberlake puts on a clinic of "oh shite I'm in over my head with this acting thing"
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