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I do not have the power to turn back time.

Posted on 6/24/16 at 9:54 pm
Posted by navy
Parts Unknown, LA
Member since Sep 2010
29031 posts
Posted on 6/24/16 at 9:54 pm
But, if I had that sort of power ... I would use it to put myself alone in a room with Jon Bon Jovi ... along with a lead pipe.


Damn him and DirecTV for that fricking commercial. It cannot die soon enough.

Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
93674 posts
Posted on 6/24/16 at 10:04 pm to
It's very cheesy, but unfortunately it's also very catchy.
Posted by navy
Parts Unknown, LA
Member since Sep 2010
29031 posts
Posted on 6/24/16 at 10:05 pm to
Just when you get that fricking song out of your head ... some bastard channel plays it again ... and it starts all over.
Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
72934 posts
Posted on 6/24/16 at 10:25 pm to
I would be pulling for you and the pipe. Always hated Bon Jovi. Slippery When Wet was a good attempt, though. They almost won me over with some of those songs.
Posted by navy
Parts Unknown, LA
Member since Sep 2010
29031 posts
Posted on 6/24/16 at 10:32 pm to
He's a cowboy ... a loaded six-string on his back.



I shamefully admit ... I like a couple of his songs. :nohomo:
Posted by alajones
Huntsvegas
Member since Oct 2005
34469 posts
Posted on 6/24/16 at 11:20 pm to
Bon Jovi is fricking awesome.

Don't act like y'all weren't rocking the mullet, ripped up jeans, band t-shirt and denim jacket look back in the day.

Posted by LoveThatMoney
Who knows where?
Member since Jan 2008
12268 posts
Posted on 6/24/16 at 11:36 pm to
That commercial is hilarious for one reason: I get to psychologically atomic bomb my friends just by texting them: "and now ya got the power to turn back time!"

Works every time.
Posted by Fearthehat0307
Dallas, TX
Member since Dec 2007
65256 posts
Posted on 6/24/16 at 11:52 pm to
I like a lot of Bon Jovis songs. No shame
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76271 posts
Posted on 6/24/16 at 11:54 pm to
I saw him at house of blues in 1997, just him and an acoustic guitar. He's good at what he does.
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 6/25/16 at 12:42 am to
He is still not as bad as Jimmy and Grandpa talking about the fricking lumens on the radio.
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