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re: "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

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Posted by Wally Sparks
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Posted by LSUFanNTX
Seabrook, TX
Member since May 2005
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Posted on 8/29/14 at 7:53 am to
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IRL whenever I say bye to my family I always say "have fun storming the castle!"



We do that, too.
Posted by SPEEDY
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Posted on 8/29/14 at 7:53 am to
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"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."



I didn't know until recently that Ingio is also Saul Berenson. I was mind blown
Posted by MyNameIsInigoMontoya
Woodlands
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Posted on 8/29/14 at 8:38 am to
I recently played this for my stepkids...the wife was almost brought to the pit of despair for not showing it to them sooner.
Posted by Roaad
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Posted on 8/29/14 at 8:46 am to
I do a spot on inigo impression
Posted by ell_13
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Posted on 8/29/14 at 9:14 am to
Buttercup: You mock my pain!
Westley: Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
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Posted on 8/29/14 at 9:23 am to
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don't think I've ever met a person in real life that didn't like this movie.



My wife doesn't like it.


But only because she has an ex-boyfriend that LOVED it and watched it constantly. So now she hates it.
Posted by Larry
Collierville, TN
Member since Jul 2004
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Posted on 8/29/14 at 9:30 am to
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"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."


Public Service Announcement: If you are a writer for Homeland, how difficult would it be to give Mandy Patinkin this line.

Thank you writers.
Posted by Breesus
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Posted on 8/29/14 at 9:34 am to
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IRL whenever I say bye to my family I always say "have fun storming the castle!"




My dad and I do the same thing.

We also say "You Fell Victim to one of the Classic Blunders?!" to my mom and sister all the time.

I also say "Unless the enemy has studied his Agrippa which i have."

I quote this movie more than i realized

One of my all time favorite quotes:

You mean you put down your rock and i put down my sword and we kill each other like civilized people?
This post was edited on 8/29/14 at 9:35 am
Posted by saintsfan92612
Taiwan
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 8/29/14 at 9:39 am to
There's a shortage of perfect breasts in the world; it would be a pity to damage yours.
Posted by USMCTiger03
Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 8/29/14 at 9:47 am to
Still can't believe he's Saul from Homeland. I'm usually pretty good at noticing that stuff too.
Posted by Breesus
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Posted on 8/29/14 at 9:48 am to
This movie contains two of the greatest exchanges of dialogue scenes in cinema. The scene with him and Vizzini battling to the death via wits, and my all time favorite:

Prince Humperdinck: First things first, to the death.

Westley: No. To the pain.

Prince Humperdinck: I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase.

Westley: I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.

Prince Humperdinck: That may be the first time in my life a man has dared insult me.

Westley: It won't be the last. To the pain means the first thing you will lose will be your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrists. Next your nose.

Prince Humperdinck: And then my tongue I suppose, I killed you too quickly the last time. A mistake I don't mean to duplicate tonight.

Westley: I wasn't finished. The next thing you will lose will be your left eye followed by your right.

Prince Humperdinck: And then my ears, I understand let's get on with it.

Westley: WRONG. Your ears you keep and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, "Dear God! What is that thing," will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.

Prince Humperdinck: I think you're bluffing.

Westley: It's possible, Pig, I might be bluffing. It's conceivable, you miserable, vomitous mass, that I'm only lying here because I lack the strength to stand. But, then again... perhaps I have the strength after all.

[slowly rises and points sword directly at the prince]

Westley: DROP... YOUR... SWORD!
Posted by jackwoods4
Member since Sep 2013
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Posted on 8/29/14 at 9:51 am to
"Tyrone, you know how much I love watching you work, but I've got my country's 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder and Guilder to frame for it; I'm swamped."


Posted by USMCTiger03
Member since Sep 2007
71176 posts
Posted on 8/29/14 at 9:59 am to
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That may be the first time in my life a man has dared insult me.

don't know why that's so funny.
Posted by Breesus
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Posted on 8/29/14 at 10:05 am to
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don't know why that's so funny.



His facial expression when he says it really makes the scene.
Posted by USMCTiger03
Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 8/29/14 at 10:11 am to
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His facial expression when he says it really makes the scene.

Yes I think that's what's in my head, that and the way he said it - he really meant it, he had never been insulted in his entire life.
Posted by Breesus
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Posted on 8/29/14 at 10:18 am to
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Yes I think that's what's in my head, that and the way he said it - he really meant it, he had never been insulted in his entire life.





It really is the GOAT scene
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
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Posted on 8/29/14 at 10:22 am to
Humperdinck to Buttercup - "Please consider me as an alternative to suicide."

One of my favorite scenes is one of the completely useless ones. The scene after the wedding where Buttercup is with the King.

*kisses the king on the cheek*

"What was that for?"

"Because you've always been so kind to me, and I'll never see you again, because I'm killing myself as soon as we reach the honeymoon suite."

"Won't that be nice."

*to his wife*

"She kissed me! Ha!"
Posted by saintsfan92612
Taiwan
Member since Oct 2008
28861 posts
Posted on 8/29/14 at 10:29 am to
Are there rocks up ahead
If there are we'll all be dead
Stop that rhyming now. I mean it
Anybody want a peanut?
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 8/29/14 at 10:36 am to
quote:

Are there rocks up ahead
If there are we'll all be dead
Stop that rhyming now. I mean it
Anybody want a peanut?





When the movie I love you man came out you really got to see a side of people you didnt know before. Like people who didnt laugh at that line.
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