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Posted on 12/20/12 at 1:25 pm to the smoke monster
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Yeah I called her up. She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her enough, I don't know I wasn't really paying attention.
Most underrated line in the movie.
Posted on 12/20/12 at 1:26 pm to WITNESS23
quote:
Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?
Forced my kid to watch it a couple weekends ago. He has been quoting that line ever since.
Posted on 12/20/12 at 1:45 pm to LsUCIFER
Austria! Well, G'day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie.
I Got Worms.
Excuse me?
That's what we're gonna call it. I got worms. We're gonna specialize in selling worm farms. You know, like ant farms.
I Got Worms.
Excuse me?
That's what we're gonna call it. I got worms. We're gonna specialize in selling worm farms. You know, like ant farms.
Posted on 12/20/12 at 1:54 pm to Josh Fenderman
That's as good as money, Sir. Those are IOU's. Go ahead and add it up. Every cent's accounted for. Look. See this? That's a car. 275 thou. Might want to hang on to that one.
Posted on 12/20/12 at 2:06 pm to ugasickem
Don't you go dying on me now!
Posted on 12/20/12 at 2:08 pm to ugasickem
Couple of bowls of loud mouth soup.
Boy, this party really died....
Sammy, Slappy, Swanson, Agh here it is SAMSONITE. I was way off. Had the S though.
She touched my leg! Okay, kill him.
And hard to quote but when Lloyd is trying to read.
Boy, this party really died....
Sammy, Slappy, Swanson, Agh here it is SAMSONITE. I was way off. Had the S though.
She touched my leg! Okay, kill him.
And hard to quote but when Lloyd is trying to read.
Posted on 12/20/12 at 2:09 pm to theone
Old people, while slow and dangerous behind the wheel can still serve a purpose in life.
Posted on 12/20/12 at 2:27 pm to theone
quote:
And hard to quote but when Lloyd is trying to read.
t-t...t- huh...
The.
Posted on 12/20/12 at 3:20 pm to Josh Fenderman
Lloyd: Ahhhh This is the life. Cold beer, a hot tub, and paper thin walls. There's only one thing that can make this moment any better.
Harry: Whats that?
Lloyd: If you had a nice set of knockers
Harry: Thats two things Lloyd.
Lloyd: Yea well, its a good thing you're not stacked Harry, or I'd be bangin you right now. I'd show you what a real man can do, split ya like an old piece of firewood. You'd probably like it too ya big homo.
Harry: Whats that?
Lloyd: If you had a nice set of knockers
Harry: Thats two things Lloyd.
Lloyd: Yea well, its a good thing you're not stacked Harry, or I'd be bangin you right now. I'd show you what a real man can do, split ya like an old piece of firewood. You'd probably like it too ya big homo.
Posted on 12/20/12 at 3:40 pm to AstroTiger
Harry: (reading bathroom wall) Be here for some manly love at 2:15. 
Posted on 12/20/12 at 3:54 pm to AstroTiger
quote:
Lloyd: Ahhhh This is the life. Cold beer, a hot tub, and paper thin walls. There's only one thing that can make this moment any better.
Harry: Whats that?
Lloyd: If you had a nice set of knockers
Harry: Thats two things Lloyd.
Lloyd: Yea well, its a good thing you're not stacked Harry, or I'd be bangin you right now. I'd show you what a real man can do, split ya like an old piece of firewood. You'd probably like it too ya big homo.
is this a deleted scene? i've literally watched this movie hundreds of times and have never seen this
Posted on 12/20/12 at 3:58 pm to BobbyGoulet
yeah it's in the uncut/unrated version. the first time I saw it I nearly pissed myself. There are a few extended scenes, but nothing really "unrated" about it for lack of a better term. This quote is when they are in the heart hot tub. This post was edited on 12/20/12 at 5:54 pm
Posted on 12/20/12 at 6:19 pm to AstroTiger
Why you going to the airport? Flying somewhere?
How'd you guess?
I saw your luggage. Then when I noticed the airline ticket, I put 2 and 2 together.
Posted on 12/20/12 at 6:47 pm to iwyLSUiwy
nice set of hooters u got there
Posted on 12/20/12 at 6:49 pm to Chipand2Putts
The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her.
Posted on 12/20/12 at 7:50 pm to saintsfan92612
Lloyd: Husband?? What about all that one in a million talk?
Posted on 12/20/12 at 8:43 pm to Govt Tide
"All we need to do is show a little class, a little sophistication, & we're in like a dirty shirt"
"No problem Lloyd, we can be classy & sophisticated...Oh check out the funbags on that househound"
"I'd like to eat her liver with some fava beans & a nice bottle of Chianti."
"If I know Mary as well as I do, she'd invite us over for some tea & strumpets."!!!
"Oh, I don't know Lloyd, the French are assholes"
ETA: Oh, and this whole scene. I've seen Dumb and Dumber at least 20 times since I was a kid.
Getting ready for the ball
"No problem Lloyd, we can be classy & sophisticated...Oh check out the funbags on that househound"
"I'd like to eat her liver with some fava beans & a nice bottle of Chianti."
"If I know Mary as well as I do, she'd invite us over for some tea & strumpets."
!!! "Oh, I don't know Lloyd, the French are assholes"
ETA: Oh, and this whole scene. I've seen Dumb and Dumber at least 20 times since I was a kid.
Getting ready for the ball
This post was edited on 12/20/12 at 8:51 pm
Posted on 12/20/12 at 8:58 pm to ladytiger118
What do you think the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me... ending up together?
Posted on 12/20/12 at 9:25 pm to ladytiger118
We don't usually pick up strangers, but I'm going to go with my instinct on this one. Saddle up partner.
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