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Happy Gilmore

Posted on 12/27/08 at 9:50 pm
Posted by HubCity Tigah
lafayette
Member since Dec 2008
136 posts
Posted on 12/27/08 at 9:50 pm
probably the best movie ever fwiw.

Favorite quotes?

"If I saw myself dressed like that, I'd have to kick my own arse."
Posted by pmac012
Prairieville,La
Member since Dec 2007
1158 posts
Posted on 12/27/08 at 10:12 pm to
Best Sandler movie for sure
Posted by thatguy
Member since Aug 2006
6890 posts
Posted on 12/28/08 at 10:16 am to
i would put billy madison slightly ahead of happy gilmore imo
Posted by Eternalmajin
Member since Jun 2008
13064 posts
Posted on 12/28/08 at 9:09 pm to
"You're gonna die clown! You think that's funny? I don't hear you laughing now!"
Posted by Roughneck
Member since Feb 2005
8236 posts
Posted on 12/28/08 at 9:16 pm to
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Happy Gilmore
quote:

probably the best movie ever fwiw.
wow
Posted by HubCity Tigah
lafayette
Member since Dec 2008
136 posts
Posted on 12/28/08 at 11:33 pm to
Rough, I didn't mean that seriously, I meant along hte lines of, "best stupid-funny" movie ever.
Posted by datFNpinto
Battin Rewage
Member since Feb 2005
455 posts
Posted on 12/29/08 at 12:05 am to
Gold jacket, green jacket....who gives a shite?
Posted by Kracka
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Aug 2004
40798 posts
Posted on 12/29/08 at 11:47 am to
"I eat pieces of shite like you for breakfast! "

"You eat pieces of shite for breakfast?"

"......NO!"

great line.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
150704 posts
Posted on 12/29/08 at 11:52 am to
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Gold jacket, green jacket....who gives a shite?

I say this all the time.


Also, the funniest part to me is when HG and Shooter get into the argument (the "bay, clay, say" one), when he breaks the bottle on the bar, and then the chick walks in and says "What are you doing?" And he's like "Nothing..just looking for the other half of this bottle...there's some of it...and some over there.."





Also, I agree that Billy Madison is better. But the best stupid-funny movie is Dumb and Dumber. Blazing Saddles close second.
This post was edited on 12/29/08 at 11:54 am
Posted by Michael J Cocks
Right Here
Member since Jun 2007
47153 posts
Posted on 12/29/08 at 12:03 pm to
"uh hey, have you seen Shooter McGaving?"

"no, why?"

"because I'm gonna beat the living piss out of him."
Posted by Switzerland
Member since Jun 2008
1671 posts
Posted on 12/29/08 at 12:09 pm to
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i would put billy madison slightly ahead of happy gilmore imo
loved billy madison the first time when i was like 10. the second time i saw it was in college and it sucked arse.
Posted by Michael J Cocks
Right Here
Member since Jun 2007
47153 posts
Posted on 12/29/08 at 12:28 pm to
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the second time i saw it was in college and it sucked arse.


that movie is just as hilarious today.
Posted by Walkertiger
Asst. to the Regional Admin
Member since Nov 2007
2339 posts
Posted on 12/29/08 at 1:07 pm to
The price is wrong BOB!!
Posted by Kracka
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Aug 2004
40798 posts
Posted on 12/29/08 at 2:06 pm to
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The price is wrong BOB!!


My god I hope your kidding.....
Posted by mhsdeuce07
Member since Dec 2006
8238 posts
Posted on 12/29/08 at 2:13 pm to
Virginia: What's this I hear about you breaking a rake and throwing it in the woods?
Happy Gilmore: What? I didn't *break* it, I was just testing its durability, and then I *placed* it in the woods because it's made of wood and I just thought he should be with his family.

Nursing Home Orderly: Good news, everybody, we're extending arts and crafts time by four hours today.
Elderly Woman: My fingers hurt.
Nursing Home Orderly: What's that?
Elderly Woman: My fingers hurt.
Nursing Home Orderly: Oh, well, now your back's gonna hurt, 'cause you just pulled landscaping duty. Anybody else's fingers hurt?... I didn't think so.

Grandma: Sir, can I trouble you for a warm glass of milk? It helps me go to sleep.
Nursing Home Orderly: You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up. Now, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. Check out the name tag. You're in my world now, grandma.

Posted by LSUMJ
BR
Member since Sep 2004
19882 posts
Posted on 12/29/08 at 2:43 pm to
"The price is wrong BOB!!"

youve never seen that movie anywhere but USA correct?
Posted by Michael J Cocks
Right Here
Member since Jun 2007
47153 posts
Posted on 12/29/08 at 2:55 pm to
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The price is wrong BOB!!



My god I hope your kidding.....


no shite.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 12/29/08 at 3:06 pm to
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"If I saw myself dressed like that, I'd have to kick my own arse."


If I saw myself in those pants, I'd have to kick my own arse

quote:

The price is wrong, BOB!


seriously? It has 5 words in it and you messed up the most important one?
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 12/29/08 at 3:07 pm to
Talk about your all-time backfires...
Posted by buzwa
Member since Sep 2006
2467 posts
Posted on 12/29/08 at 3:09 pm to
"Oh, uh, I was just looking for the other half of this bottle and there's some of it and there's some of it right there, too."
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