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re: First trailer for 50 Shades of Grey...

Posted on 7/24/14 at 10:16 am to
Posted by The Egg
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2004
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Posted on 7/24/14 at 10:16 am to
judging from the trailer, looks like a movie that i will be jacking off alot to
Posted by LSU=Champions
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Member since Apr 2004
22257 posts
Posted on 7/24/14 at 10:36 am to
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Still wish Emma Watson would have played Anastasia Steele.


I don't know if my body could have handled that.
Posted by ladytiger118
Member since Aug 2009
20922 posts
Posted on 7/24/14 at 10:40 am to
I never read 50 Shades. Women are dumb...find a man that makes you happy in all aspects rather than living through Edward Cullen, Christian Grey, or any of the Fabio cover harlequin novels.
Posted by Jack Bauer7
Member since Jun 2012
5026 posts
Posted on 7/24/14 at 10:41 am to
i'll just watch a porn
Posted by ladytiger118
Member since Aug 2009
20922 posts
Posted on 7/24/14 at 10:41 am to
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Honest trailer

It'll be great. The ones for Twilight are absolutely hilarious...Robert Pattison aka "Shovel Face" . I'm sure they'll come up with a name for Christian Grey.
Posted by LesMiles BFF
Lafayette
Member since May 2014
5101 posts
Posted on 7/24/14 at 10:53 am to
That looks exactly like a Twilight trailer. Any chance of this movie being interesting to me just went out of the window.

I may use it as a date movie to try and get laid.
Posted by Patrick_Bateman
Member since Jan 2012
17823 posts
Posted on 7/24/14 at 10:55 am to
From the director of. . . well, nothing.
Posted by DawgCountry
Great State of GA
Member since Sep 2012
30541 posts
Posted on 7/24/14 at 11:10 am to
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Women will be overflowing theaters next February.


Seats gon be wet afterwards
Posted by JBeam
Guns,Germs & Steel
Member since Jan 2011
68377 posts
Posted on 7/24/14 at 11:16 am to
Doesn't look awful. I didn't really get a Twilight vibe from the trailer. But, some of the dialogue by Jamie Dornan was cheesy.
This post was edited on 7/24/14 at 11:18 am
Posted by DanglingFury
Living the dream
Member since Dec 2007
20449 posts
Posted on 7/24/14 at 11:17 am to
I saw it the first time when it was called Secretary.
Posted by JBeam
Guns,Germs & Steel
Member since Jan 2011
68377 posts
Posted on 7/24/14 at 11:21 am to
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I saw it the first time when it was called Secretary.



Which was actually a good film.
Posted by Fusaichi Pegasus
Meh He Co
Member since Oct 2010
14564 posts
Posted on 7/24/14 at 11:28 am to
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Seats gon be wet afterwards

snail trails galore

theatres are going to have to invest in disposible seat covers
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
71350 posts
Posted on 7/24/14 at 11:28 am to
So wait, how are they going to accurately portray the bdsm culture?
Posted by Wally Sparks
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2013
29130 posts
Posted on 7/24/14 at 11:29 am to
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Can't wait for Honest trailer
Posted by leoj
Member since Nov 2010
3106 posts
Posted on 7/24/14 at 11:31 am to
man this looks pretty boring. Are the books like that, is there more it isn't showing?
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George
Member since Aug 2004
77945 posts
Posted on 7/24/14 at 11:35 am to
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I never read 50 Shades. Women are dumb...find a man that makes you happy in all aspects rather than living through Edward Cullen, Christian Grey, or any of the Fabio cover harlequin novels.


You are wise beyond your years

I don't know how they can do the books justice and keep the movie down to an R rating
This post was edited on 7/24/14 at 11:37 am
Posted by JBeam
Guns,Germs & Steel
Member since Jan 2011
68377 posts
Posted on 7/24/14 at 11:38 am to
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I never read 50 Shades. Women are dumb...find a man that makes you happy in all aspects rather than living through Edward Cullen, Christian Grey, or any of the Fabio cover harlequin novels.

The best part is that he's the new Indiana Jones.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
98923 posts
Posted on 7/24/14 at 12:35 pm to
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I saw it the first time when it was called Secretary.


Yep.

And just remember folks, Charlie Hunnam backed out of this one.
Posted by UL-SabanRival
Member since May 2013
4651 posts
Posted on 7/24/14 at 12:39 pm to
Yeah, I know. I'm not watching a movie based on a book that began its life as Twilight fan fiction.
Posted by DanglingFury
Living the dream
Member since Dec 2007
20449 posts
Posted on 7/24/14 at 12:44 pm to
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So wait, how are they going to accurately portray the bdsm culture?




Not sure man, what're you afraid they're gonna leave out?

quote:

man this looks pretty boring. Are the books like that, is there more it isn't showing?


I haven't read the book, but I don't think there are Transformers in it or anything. Pretty sure it's just about a chick having kinky sex.
This post was edited on 7/24/14 at 1:07 pm
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