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Finally watched Barbie....am I missing something?

Posted on 1/18/24 at 1:00 pm
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
150754 posts
Posted on 1/18/24 at 1:00 pm
I thought it was awful. Like a legit terrible, unentertaining movie.

I realize I am not the target demo for it, but still...it was so popular and made so much money that I figured there had to be something about it that was redeeming (outside of Margot Robbie looking pretty). I even like Ryan Gosling most of the time. But it completely missed the mark for me in almost every measurable way.

Was this just purely nostalgia for the 25-50 year old women demo? I know nostalgia is a popular genre of sorts these days, but to the tune of $1.5 billion at the box office?

Outside of maybe some of the set pieces, everything about it was bad. The acting was bad (Will Ferrell and Kate McKinnon were the low points). The songs were bad. The plotline was bad. It was far too long (almost two hours). Etc. I don't think I cracked a smile once. And the whole thing just felt so overly forced and stupid, but not in an ironic or fun way.

What am I missing as to why this movie was so popular? Or is it as simple as "woman nostalgia"?
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89542 posts
Posted on 1/18/24 at 1:03 pm to
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am I missing something?


Ovaries and a vagina.

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CocomoLSU


Okay, ovaries, then.
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Chicago, IL
Member since Nov 2014
6579 posts
Posted on 1/18/24 at 1:03 pm to
Sorry it wasn’t Kenough for you
Posted by SoFlaGuy
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Apr 2020
834 posts
Posted on 1/18/24 at 1:03 pm to
Haven't seen it, but I was flying back from DC last week and a lady in front of me had it on. She lasted about 10 minutes then turned it to something else. Made me wonder how bad it must be to last 10 minutes on a flight.
Posted by DaBeerz
Member since Sep 2004
16933 posts
Posted on 1/18/24 at 1:11 pm to
I had the want to see what the fuss was about, but could not make it past the first 10 minutes. Was definitely not made for me
Posted by TommyCheeseballs
Milwaukee WI
Member since Jan 2007
8362 posts
Posted on 1/18/24 at 1:12 pm to
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I don't think I cracked a smile once.


This. I watched most of it on a flight last month and was astounded at how completely devoid of comedy it was.
Posted by Hetfield
Dallas
Member since Jun 2013
7046 posts
Posted on 1/18/24 at 1:20 pm to
In your new America, no film critic will dare criticize a movie made by & about women & people of “color”. They would be blackballed & out of a job in no time.
Posted by Jwodie
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2009
7205 posts
Posted on 1/18/24 at 1:24 pm to
I watched this with my wife a few weeks ago and she “loved it” and even teared up near the end, if that answers your question.

I’m a big Ryan Gosling fan and he cracked me up a few times. That, plus staring at Robbie’s hindquarters throughout, made it a tolerable watch for me.
Posted by StrongOffer
Member since Sep 2020
4349 posts
Posted on 1/18/24 at 1:25 pm to
Women are followers. If it's popular to like something, they all do.
Posted by molsusports
Member since Jul 2004
36115 posts
Posted on 1/18/24 at 1:31 pm to
Maybe it is the equivalent of Skarknado being a thing. Just amplified because of the IP value not being destroyed.
Posted by jchamil
Member since Nov 2009
16503 posts
Posted on 1/18/24 at 1:41 pm to
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I don't think I cracked a smile once


I couldn't finish it, but I did laugh at one of Michael Cera's lines when they said he was happy about having to give all of the Ken's foot rubs
Posted by mizzoubuckeyeiowa
Member since Nov 2015
35520 posts
Posted on 1/18/24 at 1:44 pm to
Watched half hour of it.

Frankly just got bored because I loathe commercials.. And that's what it looked and felt like...Even Robbie on screen couldn't save it.

There have been quite a few movies the past few years, massively hyped...Then you see it...And wonder...

Posted by TommyCheeseballs
Milwaukee WI
Member since Jan 2007
8362 posts
Posted on 1/18/24 at 1:46 pm to
Now that you mention it I did chuckle when Cera told a joke that included Stephen Malkmus, not that it was very funny but mostly because I knew it would go over most of the viewers heads.
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
28901 posts
Posted on 1/18/24 at 1:50 pm to
quote:

Was this just purely nostalgia for the 25-50 year old women demo? I know nostalgia is a popular genre of sorts these days, but to the tune of $1.5 billion at the box office?




people say "this movie wasn't meant for you (but please come see it so Bob Iger and Mickey don't kill us.)"

this was the most "this wasn't made for you" movie of all time. same as taylor swift concerts.
Posted by Keep Stirring
Member since Sep 2016
2607 posts
Posted on 1/18/24 at 1:59 pm to
Hey if a movie like Barbie has to be a box office hit for theaters to stay open and another Top Gun film gets the greenlight to be made - frick it, I didn't think it was anything special but whatever
Posted by hiltacular
NYC
Member since Jan 2011
19677 posts
Posted on 1/18/24 at 1:59 pm to
They did a really good job of marketing it, pairing it with oppenheimer etc. It was a totally average movie if that
Posted by Champs
Geaux Tigers
Member since Feb 2008
11708 posts
Posted on 1/18/24 at 2:02 pm to
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Finally watched Barbie


things alphas would never say for $500 Alex
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
22170 posts
Posted on 1/18/24 at 2:03 pm to
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Maybe it is the equivalent of Skarknado being a thing. Just amplified because of the IP value not being destroyed.

I read your misspelling as Skanknado and was immediately interested in watching it. Preferrably on PPV at some seedy motel like the Red Rash Inn.
Posted by Dire Wolf
bawcomville
Member since Sep 2008
36642 posts
Posted on 1/18/24 at 2:24 pm to
I genuinely went into it with an open mind. Watched a few weeks ago. The last act of the movie was genuinely painful. Just wordy monologue after monologue. Perfect example of telling not showing

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What am I missing as to why this movie was so popular? Or is it as simple as "woman nostalgia"?



something I have learned but am unable to capitalize on. If you can get enough women to hype something then it will become an absolute cash cow. Stanley cups, Backstreet boys, ect
Posted by ProjectP2294
South St. Louis city
Member since May 2007
70315 posts
Posted on 1/18/24 at 2:31 pm to
Watched it on a plane last week or so. Thought it was okay. Extremely derivative of the Lego Movie, which I felt like was more clever and less preachy.
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