Draft Day was kind of a piece of shite - spoilers if you care

So Kevin Costner is banging his assistant GM and she's pregnant, tight.


Then he's an emotional wreck because he had to fire his father because his mom made him? Such heavy writing.


The strength and conditioning coach was played by the worst actor this side of Tommy Wiseau.

The QB storyline was just terrible.

And seriously, that trade he made with the Seahawks? What kind of a dumbass falls for that power move? Don't even get me started about the trade he made with Jax. Like any team is going to give up on a franchise QB for 3 second round picks. What a joke.

fricking Dennis Leary flashing his ring gave me nut cancer. Oh, I'm such a smart coach, I need a running back in the top 10 because I can't get one who's undrafted. Give me a break.


Also, the linebacker having a brass knuckle phone case shows a serious lack of character as well. Would have dropped him on my board. Why did they keep calling him a middle linebacker when his game tape had him rushing the edge? fricking plotholes, man.


And they're worried about Bo Callahan's teammates not showing up to his birthday party but they're cool with a runningback who people believe to be in a gang. You're already reaching for an RB and then you take one with character issues?


BTW, how obvious was it that they'd draft the linebacker with their first pick? I mean at least try to surprise us.


1 star - frick you Kevin Costner.