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Posted on 5/16/16 at 4:09 pm to
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
28972 posts
Posted on 5/16/16 at 4:09 pm to
quote:

I have a tender spot in my heart for cripples and bastards and broken things.


Tyrion. From first season, but a great quote.

ETA: other great Tyrion Quotes

quote:

“My brother has his sword, King Robert has his warhammer and I have my mind...and a mind needs books as a sword needs a whetstone if it is to keep its edge. That's why I read so much Jon Snow.”


quote:

Let them see that their words can cut you and you’ll never be free of the mockery. If they want to give you a name take it make it your own. Then they can’t hurt you with it anymore


This post was edited on 5/16/16 at 4:12 pm
Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
Member since Oct 2006
40828 posts
Posted on 5/16/16 at 4:40 pm to
"I understand that if any more words come pouring our of your count mouth, I'm going to have to eat every fricking chicken in this room."

"You lived your life for the king. You gonna die for some chickens?"

"Someone is."
Posted by bbrownso
Member since Mar 2008
8985 posts
Posted on 5/16/16 at 4:46 pm to
quote:

"I did not do it. I didn't kill Joffrey, but I wish that I had. Watching your vicious bastard die gave me more relief than a thousand lying whores. I wish I was the monster you think I am. I wish I had enough poison for the whole pack of you. I would gladly give my life to watch you all swallow it."
Posted by MIATGRE
Louisiana
Member since Jul 2015
282 posts
Posted on 5/16/16 at 5:00 pm to
Little finger: "Knowledge is Power"
Cersei: (After commanding the Kings guard
to do various task including seizing
LF.) "Power is Power"
Posted by Antpile Tea Bagger
Lousiana
Member since Oct 2015
729 posts
Posted on 5/16/16 at 5:18 pm to
quote:

"Any man dies with a clean sword I'll rape his fricking corpse" - the hound

Dang, was coming to put this one

I guess I'll go with
"If any more words come pouring out of your count mouth, I'll have to eat every fricking chicken in this room"
Posted by Jamohn
Das Boot
Member since Mar 2009
13544 posts
Posted on 5/16/16 at 5:27 pm to
quote:

"Why are all the Gods such vicious counts? Where's the God of tits and wine?"

My favorite part of that exchange came next:

Varys: "In the Summer Isles they worship the fertility goddess with sixteen teets"

Tyrion: "We should sail there immediately!"
Posted by TigerintheNO
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2004
41228 posts
Posted on 5/16/16 at 5:32 pm to
"I learned from Ser Arthur Dayne, the Sword of the Morning, who could have slain all five of you with his left hand while he was taking a piss with the right." Jamie to Loras


"You'll be pleased to know she came to me a maid."Renly about Margaery
"In your bed she's like to die that way."Stannis
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
112700 posts
Posted on 5/16/16 at 5:36 pm to
"Hundreds will die."
"Thousands."
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108834 posts
Posted on 5/16/16 at 5:37 pm to
"I'm not questioning your honor, Lord Janos. I'm denying its existence."
Posted by UMRealist
Member since Feb 2013
35360 posts
Posted on 5/16/16 at 6:24 pm to
quote:

"I understand that if any more words come pouring our of your count mouth, I'm going to have to eat every fricking chicken in this room."

"You lived your life for the king. You gonna die for some chickens?"

"Someone is."
Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
Member since Nov 2012
22920 posts
Posted on 5/16/16 at 7:14 pm to
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108834 posts
Posted on 5/16/16 at 7:14 pm to
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
56421 posts
Posted on 5/16/16 at 7:33 pm to
Posted by StealthCalais11
Lurker since 2007
Member since Aug 2011
12452 posts
Posted on 5/16/16 at 7:36 pm to
quote:

“...How would you like to die, Tyrion son of Tywin?"

"In my own bed at the age of eighty, with a belly full of wine and a maiden's mouth around my cock"


The fact that this one hasn't been mentioned yet is criminal.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124455 posts
Posted on 5/16/16 at 7:48 pm to
Every man dies. Not every man really lives.- Dumbledore Calrissan
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
99223 posts
Posted on 5/16/16 at 7:53 pm to
"The man who passes the sentence should swing the sword. If you would take a man's life, you owe it to him to look into his eyes and hear his final words. And if you cannot bear to do that, then perhaps the man does not deserve to die." - Ned Stark
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108834 posts
Posted on 5/16/16 at 7:56 pm to
"I think it passing odd that I am loved by one for a kindness I never did, and reviled by so many for my finest act."- Jaime Lannister
Posted by ohiovol
Member since Jan 2010
20829 posts
Posted on 5/16/16 at 7:59 pm to
"Tell your father I'm here. Tell him the Lannisters aren't the only ones who pay their debts."
This post was edited on 5/17/16 at 6:07 am
Posted by Corch Urban Myers
Columbus, OH
Member since Jul 2009
5993 posts
Posted on 5/16/16 at 8:23 pm to
quote:

"I learned from Ser Arthur Dayne, the Sword of the Morning, who could have slain all five of you with his left hand while he was taking a piss with the right." Jamie to Loras


"You'll be pleased to know she came to me a maid."Renly about Margaery
"In your bed she's like to die that way."Stannis



I do love book quotes

quote:

Hother Umber is the youngest son of Hoarfrost Umber, former Lord of Last Hearth. His father believed that Hother had the making of a maester and therefore sent him to study at the Citadel in Oldtown around 250 AC. While in Oldtown a whore tried to rob him, so Hother disemboweled the whore, earning him the nickname "Whoresbane." The story is only told in whispers because the whore was a man
Posted by JohnnyBgood
South Louisiana
Member since May 2010
4291 posts
Posted on 5/16/16 at 9:34 pm to
Jaime Lannister: Robert will choose a new hand of the kingdom to do his job while he’s out fricking boars or hunting whores… or is it the other way around?

A Dothraki wedding without at least three deaths is considered a dull affair.

When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die



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