re: Best Big Lebowski quotes

Nihilists! frick me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude. At least it's an ethos.

That's the ringer, dude. My dirty laundry. The whites.

Obviously you're not a golfer

Stay outa Malibu, lebowski.
Stay outa Malibu, dead beat.

This is what happens when you frick A STRANGER IN THE arse

Lady, I got buddies who died face down in the muck so that you and I could enjoy this family restaurant!

Dude, uh…tomorrow’s already the 10th....Far out, man.

Ah, frick it.

Ah, frick it. Yes! That's your answer! That's your answer to everything! Tattoo it on your forehead! Your revolution is over, Mr. Lebowski! Condolences! The bums lost! My advice is, do what your parents did! Get a job, sir! The bums will always lose, do you hear me, Lebowski? THE BUMS WILL ALWAYS LOSE!

How was your meeting, Mr. Lebowski?

Okay. The old man told me to take any rug in the house.

They're not literally his children. They're the Little Lebowski Urban Achievers - inner city children of promise but without the necessary means for a - necessary means for a higher education.

"I, the Royal we"

"Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors... and bowling, and as a surfer he explored the beaches of Southern California, from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and... up to... Pismo. He died, like so many young men of his generation, he died before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young men at Khe Sanh, at Langdok, at Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And so would Donny. Donny, who loved bowling. And so, Theodore Donald Karabotsos, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well.
Good night, sweet prince."

*Walter laughs* "frickin' amateurs".