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Batman v Hulk: Movie Ending
Posted on 9/23/16 at 11:23 am
Posted on 9/23/16 at 11:23 am
Batman does not trust this weird, green monster that is aimlessly destroying city blocks. He builds an enormous suit, seemingly overnight. It's right out of that one elseworld comic that fans love! An epic battle ensues. Splashes of color, music with dramatic guitar riffs.
EXPLOSION! CGI! GRIMACES!
Batman is about to go in for the kill (since he kills now, obviously). Just as he is about to end Hulk, he sees a name written on Hulk's underwear: BRUCE.
Batman pauses and demands, "HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT NAME!?"
Hulk: "It's my name..."
Batman: "It's my name too..."
Batman helps Hulk up. They walk away, holding hands, talking shite about Thor and Superman. A city block explodes.
Directed by Zack Snyder.
EXPLOSION! CGI! GRIMACES!
Batman is about to go in for the kill (since he kills now, obviously). Just as he is about to end Hulk, he sees a name written on Hulk's underwear: BRUCE.
Batman pauses and demands, "HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT NAME!?"
Hulk: "It's my name..."
Batman: "It's my name too..."
Batman helps Hulk up. They walk away, holding hands, talking shite about Thor and Superman. A city block explodes.
Directed by Zack Snyder.
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Posted on 9/23/16 at 11:25 am to BlacknGold
Seems legit.
Posted on 9/23/16 at 11:33 am to BlacknGold
Someone must have watched BvS again 
Posted on 9/23/16 at 11:45 am to BlacknGold
I'd watch that movie
Posted on 9/23/16 at 11:47 am to BlacknGold
I hate you and I hate myself more for laughing. Have a upvote.
Posted on 9/23/16 at 11:51 am to BlacknGold
You should have gone into more detail. Obviously, the question is how Batman takes down the Hulk. You guessed it, a dossier. By wait, that is so played out.
It's not what you think. Batman dares Hulk that he can't read Batman's dossier. He accepts the challenge and is bored into semi-consciousness losing his strength.
So Batman wins via dossier.
It's not what you think. Batman dares Hulk that he can't read Batman's dossier. He accepts the challenge and is bored into semi-consciousness losing his strength.
So Batman wins via dossier.
Posted on 9/23/16 at 11:56 am to BlacknGold
I think Batman could beat the Hulk simply by weaponizing Joker Venom and using it against the Hulk.
This post was edited on 9/23/16 at 12:13 pm
Posted on 9/23/16 at 12:03 pm to OMLandshark
Are you trying to bring a logical idea into a Zack Snyder film!?
Posted on 9/23/16 at 12:05 pm to BlacknGold
Of all the great BvS jokes, this may be my favorite.
Posted on 9/23/16 at 12:18 pm to BlacknGold
Posted on 9/23/16 at 2:53 pm to rolltide32
Chris Hardwick would be the Hulk.
This post was edited on 9/23/16 at 2:54 pm
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