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Armageddon Has So Many Issues

Posted on 4/23/17 at 6:36 pm
Posted by elprez00
Hammond, LA
Member since Sep 2011
29377 posts
Posted on 4/23/17 at 6:36 pm
Despite the absurd story, the complete and utter disregard for physics or common sense, and the sometimes laughable dialogue, one thing is for certain.

Harry Stamper is a godddamned American Hero. If you don't get a little misty from the time he rips AJs air hose out, says goodbye to Grace, and then mans up and presses the button to save the world, you have no soul.

Posted by Tiger1242
Member since Jul 2011
31910 posts
Posted on 4/23/17 at 6:39 pm to
I think he's a goddamned world hero not just American hero
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
93675 posts
Posted on 4/23/17 at 6:41 pm to
"The United States government just asked us to save the world. Anybody wanna say no?"
Posted by vilma4prez
Lafayette, LA
Member since Jan 2009
6431 posts
Posted on 4/23/17 at 6:46 pm to
Leaving on a jet plane...
Posted by USMCTiger03
Member since Sep 2007
71176 posts
Posted on 4/23/17 at 6:46 pm to
I thought I was gonna hate this thread because Armageddon is cool but withers under scrutiny (rightfully so), but then you took a cool angle and America frick Liberals and commies and asteroids.
Posted by vilma4prez
Lafayette, LA
Member since Jan 2009
6431 posts
Posted on 4/23/17 at 6:48 pm to
American components, Russian components, all made in Taiwan
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
81620 posts
Posted on 4/23/17 at 6:57 pm to
Scariest environment imaginable...
Posted by Methuselah
On da Riva
Member since Jan 2005
23350 posts
Posted on 4/23/17 at 6:59 pm to
quote:

I think he's a goddamned world hero not just American hero

Beat me to it. He's pretty much a global hero.
Posted by reggierayreb
Germantown
Member since Nov 2012
16963 posts
Posted on 4/23/17 at 7:02 pm to
RIP Michael Clark Duncan
Posted by Rhames
Member since Apr 2013
1138 posts
Posted on 4/23/17 at 7:12 pm to
She told me she was 18
Posted by Scoop
RIP Scoop
Member since Sep 2005
44583 posts
Posted on 4/23/17 at 7:13 pm to
Gravity on the ISS is what always gets me.
Posted by vilma4prez
Lafayette, LA
Member since Jan 2009
6431 posts
Posted on 4/23/17 at 7:14 pm to
Btw. The actor that plays the cosmonaut is like, Michael bay's go to comedy relief..
I'm just thinking Bad Boys off the top, but I'm sure he's in more
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 4/23/17 at 7:16 pm to
What are you doing with a gun in space?

Posted by Scoop
RIP Scoop
Member since Sep 2005
44583 posts
Posted on 4/23/17 at 7:17 pm to
Also, when the guys launch, they do an around the world montage and it's daylight everywhere around the world.

Michael Bay is an a-hole.
Posted by STLDawg
The Lou
Member since Apr 2015
3703 posts
Posted on 4/23/17 at 8:17 pm to
The science may be shaky, but Liv Tyler...
Posted by LSUJuicer
Member since Jan 2013
3354 posts
Posted on 4/23/17 at 8:54 pm to
Funny, was watching Deep Impact today and thought the same thing.
Posted by CaptSpaulding
Member since Feb 2012
6503 posts
Posted on 4/23/17 at 8:57 pm to
If the story really happened today, he'd be a hero for a few years until some SJW dug up some politically incorrect thing he said at some point in his life, tarnishing his legacy.
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
29278 posts
Posted on 4/23/17 at 9:01 pm to
Billy Bobs' character is in a wheelchair for alot of the movie and its never explained then later he's walking around... always blows my mind.
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
71385 posts
Posted on 4/23/17 at 9:02 pm to
I'd rather be an American hero than a world hero.
Posted by LSUminati
Member since Jan 2017
3361 posts
Posted on 4/23/17 at 9:04 pm to
Colonel Willie Sharp, United States Air Force, ma'am. Requesting permission to shake the hand of the daughter ... of the bravest man I've ever met.

This post was edited on 4/23/17 at 9:05 pm
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